Dumbest thing said to opposite gender
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Hmm nice reversal of the other thread there.
The most stupid things I've said to women are all through the magic of drunken texting. I can text surprisingly legible bollocks when intoxicated that usually gets me into trouble somehow.
Among some that I can remember because I wasn't drunk are probably:
In response to the statement "Wow the moon looks really big tonight..." I for some retarded reason found it necessary to say "That's no moon. That's a space station!". She had no clue what the hell I was on about and I'm ashamed of myself for quoting Star Wars at such a romantic occasion. My nerdiness will be the death of me.
Actually using the chat up line "Nice legs, what time do they open?".
Also answering "No" to the question "Do you want a threesome?". I was tempted but she already had a long term boyfriend and I wouldn't have forgiven myself. If my nerdiness isn't the death of me my morality will be.
Edit: For a master-class in this see Jeff [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1TRm0cZ5k] the legend Murdock [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8SctyF_XdE].
Edit 2: One more for your enjoyment. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxi5Ly0wpCw&feature=related]
The most stupid things I've said to women are all through the magic of drunken texting. I can text surprisingly legible bollocks when intoxicated that usually gets me into trouble somehow.
Among some that I can remember because I wasn't drunk are probably:
In response to the statement "Wow the moon looks really big tonight..." I for some retarded reason found it necessary to say "That's no moon. That's a space station!". She had no clue what the hell I was on about and I'm ashamed of myself for quoting Star Wars at such a romantic occasion. My nerdiness will be the death of me.
Actually using the chat up line "Nice legs, what time do they open?".
Also answering "No" to the question "Do you want a threesome?". I was tempted but she already had a long term boyfriend and I wouldn't have forgiven myself. If my nerdiness isn't the death of me my morality will be.
Edit: For a master-class in this see Jeff [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1TRm0cZ5k] the legend Murdock [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8SctyF_XdE].
Edit 2: One more for your enjoyment. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxi5Ly0wpCw&feature=related]
I couldnt think of anything particularly stupid that would relate - I've said stupid stuff but it's never been a "boy girl" thing, just me.
So I asked my husband the stupidest thing he'd ever said to a girl, his reply "will you marry me" so I'm going to have to sign off now to kick his ass!
So I asked my husband the stupidest thing he'd ever said to a girl, his reply "will you marry me" so I'm going to have to sign off now to kick his ass!
I'm failing hopelessly to find it with the search button but there was a thread about the strangest thing the opposite sex has said to you which has been going for a while now.AkJay said:
That's the one! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.86053?page=1]
I'm in a long-distance relationship, and at one point we were going to have... intimate relations over the phone. My girlfriend said something about the zipper on my pants, and without thinking I replied with; "Actually, these pants only have a row of buttons"... That just had her laughing so much the mood was lost.
Another time, when we were physically in the same place, we were getting romantic, and she suggested we move to the bedroom. "What, right now?", I replied.
... I'm just not very good at that sort of thing.
Another time, when we were physically in the same place, we were getting romantic, and she suggested we move to the bedroom. "What, right now?", I replied.
... I'm just not very good at that sort of thing.
ok, i never actually said it properly but it was pretty hilarious at the time.
I was doing improvisation in an audition for a school play and i was supposed to be a guy working up the courage to ask out a girl on the bus
I decided to be a really weird character who was really shifty
went over to the girl and said "hi, whats your name?"
"Melanie" she says
"oh" I say "that reminds me of my favourite fruit"
"why" she says
I say "melons"
and that combined with the way i was acting made her burst out laughing as well as everyone else watching, I didn't get the joke myself until I'd sat back down (just so you know kids, melons are boobies), I was just trying to be a bit zany. Despite that hilarious situation, the funniest of all the auditions, I was lumbered with a shitty 2 line character.
There was another thing like thisthat happened too but I feel I'm dragging on.
No, where I excel in stupidity is stuff I DON'T say to members of the opposite sex.
Oh, just thought of another one, when drunk I said to my best mates gf that I would steal him off her. I was very jovial about it. she wasn't. she doesn't talk to me any more.
I was doing improvisation in an audition for a school play and i was supposed to be a guy working up the courage to ask out a girl on the bus
I decided to be a really weird character who was really shifty
went over to the girl and said "hi, whats your name?"
"Melanie" she says
"oh" I say "that reminds me of my favourite fruit"
"why" she says
I say "melons"
and that combined with the way i was acting made her burst out laughing as well as everyone else watching, I didn't get the joke myself until I'd sat back down (just so you know kids, melons are boobies), I was just trying to be a bit zany. Despite that hilarious situation, the funniest of all the auditions, I was lumbered with a shitty 2 line character.
There was another thing like thisthat happened too but I feel I'm dragging on.
No, where I excel in stupidity is stuff I DON'T say to members of the opposite sex.
Oh, just thought of another one, when drunk I said to my best mates gf that I would steal him off her. I was very jovial about it. she wasn't. she doesn't talk to me any more.
One time I tried to hit on as many chicks as possible at this one rowing regatta (hey shut up!) one of the unfortunate pick up lines I used was "I'm so good at 2 somes I make them feel like 3 somes!"
all my friends /facepalm 'ed
all my friends /facepalm 'ed
I mentioned to my friend that I thought she looked nicer with her hair down.
What she heard, however, was; "you're ugly and no-one likes you. Also, you're fat".
I hate it when people do that.
What she heard, however, was; "you're ugly and no-one likes you. Also, you're fat".
I hate it when people do that.
