Dumbest thing said to opposite gender

[jebussaves88]

Ex: Do you ever miss me.
Me: Err... no not really
(We haven't been on good terms since. Damn alcohol)

Girl last night: So what do you study?
Me, realising I'm covered in jam: I'm covered in jam!

Me, aged 9: Hallo Sue. I got legs. Pfffft (lightly punch her on arm) ha ha. Byeeeee. (as I run away) love youuuuu...

Me: Hey Bushra.
Sonika: I'm not Bushra, I'm Sonika.
Me: Oh sorry, I can't tell you apart.

 

[cas]

Prolly "maybe" or "i'll think about it" cause whenever you say one of those it's usually because you'd feel bad saying "no" but then it gives people hope

 

[Dorian Cornelius Jasper]

"Hello, sir."

(Note I am male.)

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

"Edward Cullen has a square head and looks really fucking stupid".

Oh dear... I'm guessing either a beating or a chasing ensued.

There's a big list of Twilight fangirl attacks, I wonder why Twilight attracts so many psychos. :\

 

[Rhayn]

I once asked a 30-or so year old woman how many months she was pregnant.

She wasn't pregnant.

I ran for it before I got crucified, and avoided her since then. God I feel stupid.

That's all I can think of really, I don't say much. I usually only listen, and say what's necessary to keep the conversation going.

 

[Bronte]

Please tell me if you disagree, buy as a guy, 9 out of 10 times, the absolute DUMBEST thing I have ever said to a girl is:

"Are you sure?"

 

[Blow_Pop]

I have actually had guys insult me for stupid things, the most recent was my knowledge about cars and then ask me out. Can I ask WHY guys do that? Insult a girl then try asking her out? I have a theory but I'm curious.
Anyways stupidest thing i've ever said was "I Love You, always have, always will" May be true still but still a very stupid thing for me to say to anyone. That's how I wound up with my boy.

Oh and one of the guys at work asked me to go out and i told him "Sorry, I only like tall, skinny, nerdy, white boys with glasses" which describes my boy and is the opposite of him (short, i'm taller than he is, african american, no glasses, a lil chunky, and not nerdy at all) the only part of that that is true is the nerdy and the glasses and the boy part of that.

 

[TopHatTim]

once when i was with my friends cousin (whos a girl...a cute one at that)
it was the first night we ever met
and we instantly liked eachother.
but at the party that we were at started to slow down.
we snuck into my friends brothers car and started to make out.
and we were getting undress while kissing and she stopped and just as a joke
i said
"by the way, i have herpies"

in retrospect it was still funny but insanly stupid.

*face palms*

 

[TopHatTim]

Please tell me if you disagree, buy as a guy, 9 out of 10 times, the absolute DUMBEST thing I have ever said to a girl is:

"Are you sure?"

that is the dumbest thing to say to a girl
next to jokingly saying after making out for the past hour while taking cloths off
"by the way, i have herpies"

 

[Fingerprint]

The funniest thing I've ever heard said to a girl was a couple of new-years ago. There was about six or so of us, and we were all pretty wasted. Standing outside a pub we saw Frosty talking, with his arms around two hot girls (by the way, Frosty isn't much of a ladies man). Seeing this we all stopped talking and looked at him... he turned to us and said "slag-tastic!" I've never laughed so much... surprisingly enough, he didn't get very far with them.

 

[ace_of_something]

I mentioned to my friend that I thought she looked nicer with her hair down.
What she heard, however, was; "you're ugly and no-one likes you. Also, you're fat".

I hate it when people do that.

Yes. QFT. I have dated many a woman when I say "You look nice" they respond with "So I look ugly the rest of the time?!" or "I like how that dress makes you look pretty." Response "I know I'd be fat looking without it." Then several days later. "Why dont you ever complement me?"

"DUH!"

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[bioVOLTAGE]

Let's see.

There was this baker at the grocery store where I work nights that makes the bread and stuff so it's read for when the store opens in the morning. One morning she was bring out the bread on a rack that was so squeelling that you could hear it on the other side of the store, so I yelled over to her "You really need to oil your rack." I don't know if she heard me, seeing as the rack was loud and she never mentioned it, ever, but I now refer to them as "Bread Transports" so that it never happends again.

Also, sometime later, I was talking to the same baker, and found out her birthday was July 5. Now, I keep track of peoples birthdays based on when they are near holidays. so I said "July 5. That's the day after the 4th of July." Yeah, she looked at me like I was some kind of Idiot. I really never found out why she kept talking to me.

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

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[Darkintent]

"you'll do"

 

[The_Chief]

"will you go out with me?"

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"You too." said to a girl after she told me "You have pretty eyes"

It pains me to think about it. I just couldn't think of anything else to say. At the time, saying "thanks" as a response to a compliment sounded weird to me for some reason.

 

[Obsessive_Monkey]

My mates and i were at a Nightclub called "Bang" afterwards we were on the bus, and a mate started talking to a girl, and asked "Did you go to Bang" (Bang being a Nightclub) Unfortunatly for him.. she thought he said "Do you want to Bang" Conversation didn't last long