Dumbest Things Heard In School
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Those were just silly. Well, the middle one was dumb, but the others? Not really.ae86gamer said:
(being an American...Sadly) My over-the-top-never-going-to-happen-no-matter-what is to set up one GIANT shock fence, if you want to croos your going to have to barbaque yourself.xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Seriosly, I don't really know a way to stop imigration, I suspect I would learn it in Civics but im in 8th grade so thats a ways off.
the one defining moment for me must have been in GCSE history when we were studying Hitlers germany and after a discussion about the holocaust a girl asked: 'are there jews in america too then?'
I wanted to cry in sympathy for any divine creator that thought independant thought was a good idea.
Also i have experienced the horrors of 40000 questions surrounding the opening scenes of saving private ryan.
The best being 'why don't they just drive the boats past the guns?'
And One in a Media lesson I had to remind another person that the world was round when we were talking about cultural barriers and she said that japan was highly diffrent form america because it was a long was away.
I wanted to cry in sympathy for any divine creator that thought independant thought was a good idea.
Also i have experienced the horrors of 40000 questions surrounding the opening scenes of saving private ryan.
The best being 'why don't they just drive the boats past the guns?'
And One in a Media lesson I had to remind another person that the world was round when we were talking about cultural barriers and she said that japan was highly diffrent form america because it was a long was away.
When I was in 6th Grade we were learning about the Dutch Colony of New Amsterdam back in the 1600s the text book said something like "Many Jews came to the Dutch colonies to escape persecution" as we reading this one girl said "I know why" (reffering to the Jews exodus from Europe) and the teacher said "Why?" the girls response was "Because of Hitler" what really cracked me up was what the teacher said back "I think that was a little bit later"
Was that suppose to be a pickup line?Zeithri said:
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Too many to list, but I'll say this...
During the 10th grade, the entire high school took the Math A regents. I was the only student to pass it with a 99%(65% was at the time, the passing point [D-]). The principal called an assembly to discuss why 99% of the students failed. Of course, he tried to fire my teacher but I defended because he taught me. The new Math A regents is so easy that it's pathetic. It was a sad moment.
Do crocodiles' have legs?
Is Poland a country?
WW2 started in 1809 you idiot!
I nearly cried after hearing these three. It was as if all my hope for mankind just died and flew away.
Is Poland a country?
WW2 started in 1809 you idiot!
I nearly cried after hearing these three. It was as if all my hope for mankind just died and flew away.
Ha?mayney93 said:
Please put some thought into your posts, okay?mayney93 said:
Anyway, mine would definitely have to be 8th Grade Science. We were on the topic of Mars, and one kid (the class idiot, whose stupidity astounds everyone) starting talking about how cool it is that there are hotels on the moon and Mars. No one ever let her forget that one.
Another, with the same person, in 9th Grade English:
Teacher: ...though it (Diary of Anne Frank) was originally written in Dutch. I'll read the first chapter to you...(starts reading)
Same Girl: OHMIGAWD, YOU CAN READ DUTCH?!?
Oh my goodness. I would really want to experience thinking the way in which that girl does to be able to rationalise that for herself. That would be interesting.theultimateend said:
Teacher: Glucose contains so much energy, that a single molecule of it could destroy a cell if all of it was released at once.
Myself: So, could you make a glucose bomb, or something!?
The same teacher still believed that if a person were to be in a vacuum unprotected, he would explode. I later proved him wrong.
Myself: So, could you make a glucose bomb, or something!?
The same teacher still believed that if a person were to be in a vacuum unprotected, he would explode. I later proved him wrong.
Yay I'm not the only one who has to deal with that shit. I once got called goth for wearing a black shirt by someone wearing a black shirtNoamuth said:
aahahaha.CaptainCrunch said:
Me-You know, about one in five people in this world is Chinese.
Student-No it isn't....one..two...three....four.....five....See!
Oh and the classic "We speak American."
Aaaahahahaha.CaptainCrunch said:
I've heard a lot of idiodic arguments against evolution, buth the two that always make me cry inside for society are:
"You're too smart"
and
"I'm just not good at math"
"You're too smart"
and
"I'm just not good at math"