Dumbest Things Heard In School
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Once some kid in my accelerated science class was looking for a pencil he was holding in his hand
That was pretty funny
That was pretty funny
I remember this girl in my history class when I was at secondary school. What did she say? Umm.
Oh yeah.
"How do you grow pasta?"
"Don't be stupid, ducks can't fly!"
There were some other gems too but my memory fails me. I've said some awful things too but I can't remember any off the top of my head.
Oh yeah.
"How do you grow pasta?"
"Don't be stupid, ducks can't fly!"
There were some other gems too but my memory fails me. I've said some awful things too but I can't remember any off the top of my head.
ok so today i was in english and we were going over the book of mice and men our teacher was explaining to the class how things were cheaper but because of the depression were still unaffordable to most, one item she mentioned was a phone bill and she said it was 2$ a month to have one so one kid blurts out in all seriousness " what about cell phones how expensive were they?" this is sadder knowing they are juniors
i fully belive in evolution, but this is the best way to explain it
It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning, we were all fish swimming around in the water. One day, a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So the retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands. And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog squirrel.
And then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog. And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go ? you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys that had butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations."
quoted from mrs garrison
It was thought of by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this: In the beginning, we were all fish swimming around in the water. One day, a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So the retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands. And it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this retard frog squirrel.
And then that had a retard baby, which was a monkey-fish-frog. And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you. So there you go ? you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys that had butt sex with a fish squirrel. Congratulations."
quoted from mrs garrison
I think this was just before a Science class, when a classmate of life realized that sperm used their tail to "swim" in the semen.
Classmate: So they're alive?
Me: Yeah, cells are alive.
Classmate: And can they talk?
To her credit, I think that last one was a joke.
Classmate: So they're alive?
Me: Yeah, cells are alive.
Classmate: And can they talk?
To her credit, I think that last one was a joke.
Haha I have a story just like this--lukemdizzle said:
I'm in college (I realize it's called university everywhere beside the US), and my 1st year my friends (including a bimbo named Patty) and I were hanging out. I can't remember why but my friend said sarcastically "yeah...and dragons are real"
Patty: Whoa guys, dragons are real?!
Me: Yeah Patty, there are some that live in Montana
Patty: What?! No... Really?!
Everyone: ...
Patty: Come on guys! Tell me!
Me: *facepalm*
girl in my R.E. class said,monster at a party said:
"Julias cesar salad was roman, he spoke romish. from his base in Rome, just south of paris, he invaded the whole world in five years and gave his name to the popular salad."
i shit you not
the same girl also asked if seals were fish or birds, and thought Al pacino was a type of coffee.
What's the answer to that question then, if you think it's so stupid?Darth Pope said:
My story: I didn't hear the person say this first-hand, but I heard that a notoriously stupid girl in my school said: "What's the name of Mexico's moon?"
Considering the bad rap teenage boys get, it's interesting to notice that the absurdely stupid students are so often girls.
There's a girl at my school, who no matter how many times she's corrected calls psychology, "psycholology."
Also, Insight theatre came to my school once (A sex ed. theatre group type thing). During the question and answer period, a guy asks, "If you're having anal sex, can it come out the other side?"
yeah....
Also, Insight theatre came to my school once (A sex ed. theatre group type thing). During the question and answer period, a guy asks, "If you're having anal sex, can it come out the other side?"
yeah....
Heh... At least they HAVE opinions... Stupid as they are... -Nobody- here has any thoughts on politics other than a select few. As for the question,xxhazyshadowsxx said:
Professor: Now, who lead the union forces in the battle of Shiloh? David.
David: Uhh... Rambo?
(After 4 weeks of studying the civil war)
Haven't been here very long, have you? ;PMaskedMori said:
Alot of us here have opinions, whether they be political or otherwise.
And you're right, they do have opinions. And it's my opinion that if we chose to solve all of our issues facing us like that, we would be screwed.
I hear funny shit each day at school, most of the time.
The funniest was as follow in science class (hence I go in a french school I'll translate):
I can't remember the start or the argue.
Mark: "Like.. a pussy?"
Teacher: "Do you even know what that is..?"
Mark: "Hmm.. huh.. no?"
Teacher: *facepalm*
We then procedeed on the most awkward thing I've seen in a while; showing an idiot truth about woman.
Damn.
The funniest was as follow in science class (hence I go in a french school I'll translate):
I can't remember the start or the argue.
Mark: "Like.. a pussy?"
Teacher: "Do you even know what that is..?"
Mark: "Hmm.. huh.. no?"
Teacher: *facepalm*
We then procedeed on the most awkward thing I've seen in a while; showing an idiot truth about woman.
Damn.