Dumbest Things Heard In School

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Freshman English Class
"So What happened in Chapter 3 of How to Kill a Mocking Bird"?
"In Chapter 3 the Mocking Bird got Shot".
"Did You read the book"?
"What do you mean of course I Did how else would I know that"?

*mouth drops open*


He completely missed the point of that book. I had an illustration, but it got messed up.

 

[MaskedMori]

Today in Civics.


Question: How would you solve in illegal immigration problem?


Kid in class: Bomb Mexico.

Nothing against Americans here (I myself being one) but it seems like the majority of schoolkids here use "Bomb the holy shit out of them!" as the #1 answer to all of the issues facing the world. Whether they are kidding, or not, I shall never know.

Just an observation.

Heh... At least they HAVE opinions... Stupid as they are... -Nobody- here has any thoughts on politics other than a select few. As for the question,

Haven't been here very long, have you? ;P
Alot of us here have opinions, whether they be political or otherwise.

And you're right, they do have opinions. And it's my opinion that if we chose to solve all of our issues facing us like that, we would be screwed.

Heh... Sorry... I didn't explain well... I didn't mean on the escapist, everything here is just fine. I meant my living area.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Can't recall anything, since most of the dumb things I've heard were jokes and I deleted them from my memories.

But, since my post did not contain any funny quotes, for the sake of your amusement I shall post a video of a monkey with a monocle and top hat, dancing. No I won't, because I am evil and have no intention to entertain you!

 

[Srkkl]

Do ducks lay eggs?
Do Geese lay eggs?
Do swans--

I cut her off by yelling
"If they have feathers they lay eggs!" The teacher laughed and said "At least somone in here is smart."

 

[Hazy]

Today in Civics.


Question: How would you solve in illegal immigration problem?


Kid in class: Bomb Mexico.

Nothing against Americans here (I myself being one) but it seems like the majority of schoolkids here use "Bomb the holy shit out of them!" as the #1 answer to all of the issues facing the world. Whether they are kidding, or not, I shall never know.

Just an observation.

Heh... At least they HAVE opinions... Stupid as they are... -Nobody- here has any thoughts on politics other than a select few. As for the question,

Haven't been here very long, have you? ;P
Alot of us here have opinions, whether they be political or otherwise.

And you're right, they do have opinions. And it's my opinion that if we chose to solve all of our issues facing us like that, we would be screwed.

Heh... Sorry... I didn't explain well... I didn't mean on the escapist, everything here is just fine. I meant my living area.

Oh, my apologies

 

[MaskedMori]

Today in Civics.


Question: How would you solve in illegal immigration problem?


Kid in class: Bomb Mexico.

Nothing against Americans here (I myself being one) but it seems like the majority of schoolkids here use "Bomb the holy shit out of them!" as the #1 answer to all of the issues facing the world. Whether they are kidding, or not, I shall never know.

Just an observation.

Heh... At least they HAVE opinions... Stupid as they are... -Nobody- here has any thoughts on politics other than a select few. As for the question,

No no... I need to interpert my thoughts in writing better, so I am the one here at fault.
Haven't been here very long, have you? ;P
Alot of us here have opinions, whether they be political or otherwise.

And you're right, they do have opinions. And it's my opinion that if we chose to solve all of our issues facing us like that, we would be screwed.

Heh... Sorry... I didn't explain well... I didn't mean on the escapist, everything here is just fine. I meant my living area.

Oh, my apologies

 

[snakevin]

I teacher accidentally spelled Centre the american way, and the students joked about him spelling it the right way, and spelled it out for him, and their was this girl at the back, who said it like it was with a french accent, and ask what that is. She also went on to ask what is a kiwi and didn't want to eat egg plants becuase she was allergic to eggs.

 

[allykill]

"Whats the point of lock down drills someone could just easily throw a pipebomb in the window then shoot the lock with an auto shotgun and kill us all"... I was just like "wtf is wrong with you"

 

[mornal]

There's a girl at my school, who no matter how many times she's corrected calls psychology, "psycholology."

Also, Insight theatre came to my school once (A sex ed. theatre group type thing). During the question and answer period, a guy asks, "If you're having anal sex, can it come out the other side?"

yeah....

Some similar program came to my school in 8th grade. A question asked was "Can you break your boner?"

I think it might've been a joke, but still.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Some people need to realize that most of these "dumb" quotes were JOKES.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

"Metallica isn't metal." - Some kid who obviously didn't know what he was talking about.

Or

"Dio was some guy who playd guitar right?" - Another kid of the same mold.

Or

(In regards to my Iron Maiden T-shirt) "Oh my God, thats so scary, is that some kind of monster?!?!" - Preppy chick.

And yes, that chick accidentally made a Metallica reference which cracked me up.
My school is abound with the musically ignorant. Which is ironic, since everybody points out that I look aparently like John Lennon. But hey, it counts as some progress right?

 

[likalaruku]

I remember this same topic 3 years ago on "Something Awful." The answers were great, but there were 18 pages of them.

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/dumb-class.php
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/more-dumb-class.php

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"dude! when I grow up: I'm gonna just get soo many loans and just borrow money so I'm just rich, then I'll move away and they'll never find me. I don't care if I'm dept"

to think that he was born BEFORE me. And from the same persons

 

[SnowCold]

That the earth is 2009 years old, in the 8th grade.

 

[Chartic]

I recall one person in Government class saying, in all seriousness, "I think President Bush is doing a good job." The year was 2006.

Well, that's their opinion.

Hahahaha, no. I don't care if it was their opinion, almost all of his decisions have been bad.