Dumbest way to die.

[Kriptonite]

I was thinking the other day about how dumb it is to die of OD'ing and thought, "what other ways are there to needlessly die?" So, I ask of you fellow internet goers. Tell me what you think the dumbest way to die is.

Also, you can interchange dumbest for avoidable.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

http://www.darwinawards.com/

This.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Oh umm, there's a site, the Darwin awards, go read, it's an award given to someone who died doing something so stupid, it's a good thing they removed themselves from the gene pool. My fave is a guy who tried to look down the barrel of a loaded shotgun with a match.

 

[Metric Monkey]

Falling in a chocolate vat.
Thread on it.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.123789#2529297

 

[Tyrant-of-Badab]

bringing a hair dryer into the shower

 

[Gerazzi]

http://www.darwinawards.com/

This.

neeeeeenja'd

 

[timmytom1]

http://www.darwinawards.com/

This.

Was only a matter of time till somebody brought that up ,i`ve got a book with some of the winners and candidates in it ,one of them involves a guy falling to his death because he decided to sleep on a slanted roof

 

[Jark212]

Getting cuddly-waddly with a Grizzly Bear

 

[MrPink67]

The old Knapsack Parachute switch from Bugs Bunny cartoons

 

[lasherman]

The guy (Edward Hoy, or something like that) who died jumping into the window on the top floor of his skyscraper trying to prove they were indestructible. The funny thing is, the window didn't even break the first time; he ran into it again just to prove his point, which was when it broke. The even funnier thing is the glass never even broke; it just popped out of the frame. Apparently they were indestructible.

 

[Mr Sunday Night]

The Darwin Awards is brilliant. That's got all the best ways to die on it.

I always liked the one about the guy who strapped a jet engine to his car to make it uber fast. It took off after he hit about 300 miles per hour and crashed into a cliff. Genius.

 

[Jenkins]

Falling in a chocolate vat.
Thread on it.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.123789#2529297

Ninja'd

damn you.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I too agree.
Anything on the Darwin awards. Oh will people think of next.

 

[DazZ.]

Shooting yourself in the face to test if its loaded.
Trying your homemade wings out for the first time off a building.
Being so lazy you cant be arsed to get out of bed to get food, and starvation doesn't make good motivation.

Sadly I don't know if any of these are true. Sure the first two are, I cant believe anyone would do the last one.

Edit: Found something similar to my first one... [http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2004-16.html]

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Any death resulting from someone trying to sexually stimulate themselves through...unconventional means. (i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

 

[Merteg]

Dying of hunger because you got trapped by food.

Wait, were these supposed to be real?

 

[NJ]

<url=http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html>Playing Russian Roulette with a cocked semi-automatic 9mm handgun that always has a bullet in the chamber whether it has a magazine in or not.

 

[BoxCutter]

(i.e hooking their dick up to a car battery with alligator clips.)

Thats just plain unpleasant.

 

[Ninja Tank]

getting prank called to jump from a window in a hotel and jumping from the top floor (probable 10 floors +)

 

[SFR]

Falling out of a plane with no parachute and getting struck by lightning before you hit the ground.

Fall out of a plane and get hit by a truck (driven by the Incredible Hulk) before you hit the ground. (<--- this is how I want to die ... on my birthday!)

Getting hit by a meteor right... after surviving cancer.

Getting lit on fire and having a friend try to put it out with battery acid.