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lostclause

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One guy wanted to know the gender of a bear at the zoo. He got into the cage and kicked it between the legs. It was male.
 

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Dusty Pancakes said:
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<url=http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html>Playing Russian Roulette with a cocked semi-automatic 9mm handgun that always has a bullet in the chamber whether it has a magazine in or not.
No wait...what? I don't think ANYONE could do that. Actually, yes, i would.
My favourite from the Darwin Awards is when someone was robbing a bank, and he attempted to fire his .35 calibre pistol at his intended victim. When it didn't work, he looked down the barrel and tried again...
Need i say more?
Or how about the man who robbed a gun store during business hours
 

lostclause

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NJ said:
<url=http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html>Playing Russian Roulette with a cocked semi-automatic 9mm handgun that always has a bullet in the chamber whether it has a magazine in or not.
I raise you on that one. Some idiots did it with a land mine. They drank a shot then kicked it. They also failed to realise that if one person lost, they all did.
 

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Die on the toilet cause you shat so hard you're intestines fell out (if that's possible). For something more reasonable, getting a heart attack on a karaoke stage and while you fall down, you try to rip off the shirt of a sexy lady (Gosh, I have been making Anansi Boys references a lot lately, haven't I?).
 

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lostclause said:
NJ said:
<url=http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html>Playing Russian Roulette with a cocked semi-automatic 9mm handgun that always has a bullet in the chamber whether it has a magazine in or not.
I raise you on that one. Some idiots did it with a land mine. They drank a shot then kicked it. They also failed to realise that if one person lost, they all did.
I can up both of you. A small community in Alaska would gather at the school to play Russian Roulette, with a single-shot rifle.
 

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Not sure about dumbest way to die, but the worst is hands down...(deep breath)... "Drowning-in-a-vat-of-angry-pterodactyls-spitting-angry-cats-who-spit-acid"

I felt it was necessary to bring this up, I apologize, I'll leave now...
 

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kemosabi4 said:
lostclause said:
NJ said:
<url=http://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2000-04.html>Playing Russian Roulette with a cocked semi-automatic 9mm handgun that always has a bullet in the chamber whether it has a magazine in or not.
I raise you on that one. Some idiots did it with a land mine. They drank a shot then kicked it. They also failed to realise that if one person lost, they all did.
I can up both of you. A small community in Alaska would gather at the school to play Russian Roulette, with a single-shot rifle.
I think we have a winner!
 

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You guys are the reason people have any laughter at all in their live and I thank you all very much for coming up with some funny and ridiculous ways to die.

If there is Karma, I surely will die in a way that is either hilarious or REALLY stupid.
 

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Kriptonite said:
You guys are the reason people have any laughter at all in their live and I thank you all very much for coming up with some funny and ridiculous ways to die.

If there is Karma, I surely will die in a way that is either hilarious or REALLY stupid.
I want to die in such a funny or stupid way that people laugh at my funeral. I want to make people happy in life as well as death.
 

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Driving on the highway with a convertible. Headbanging to heavy metal while accidentily headbutting a flying duck. Getting impaled by its bill.

Also dying from internal hemorrhages after inserting a glass bottle in your ass, and breaking it.
 

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kemosabi4 said:
Kriptonite said:
You guys are the reason people have any laughter at all in their live and I thank you all very much for coming up with some funny and ridiculous ways to die.

If there is Karma, I surely will die in a way that is either hilarious or REALLY stupid.
I want to die in such a funny or stupid way that people laugh at my funeral. I want to make people happy in life as well as death.
I would have a HUGE party throw at my FUNeral. That's fun right?
 

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Twilight_guy said:
Trip on your shoelace and crack your skull on the pavement.
HAHA! That sounds like something I would actually do!
I thought of another one! Choking on the marble damage counters from the pokemon card game. Your last thought would be "oh crap, I'm going to get this banned now" knowing youve doomed everyone else too! D:
 

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Tehpwnsauce said:
Playing russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, read it somewhere in the darwin awards
No, he played russian roulette with a semi-automatic.

/facepalm