Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself
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i was goofing off with my brother wrestling, and was trying to get out of a grip and accidentally kneed myself right in the face, we couldnt stop laughing and my nose wouldnt stop bleeding lol.
i had my head split open when i was 8-9 in a rock fight, rock fights really arnt good ideas, some wise guy tossed a dinner plate sized piece of asphalt on my head.
i didnt really like shoes as a kid, so i stepped on alot of nails/fish hooks/glass, but i developed pretty tough feet...
i played a game of chicken with my brother on bikes and we both won?
our old elementary school had a giant jungle dome that was a probably 15-20 feet high, used to hang upside down from the top until i fell and broke my wrist..
i think i did something else that was stupid and cracked my head open again but i dont remember for some reason ;o
i had my head split open when i was 8-9 in a rock fight, rock fights really arnt good ideas, some wise guy tossed a dinner plate sized piece of asphalt on my head.
i didnt really like shoes as a kid, so i stepped on alot of nails/fish hooks/glass, but i developed pretty tough feet...
i played a game of chicken with my brother on bikes and we both won?
our old elementary school had a giant jungle dome that was a probably 15-20 feet high, used to hang upside down from the top until i fell and broke my wrist..
i think i did something else that was stupid and cracked my head open again but i dont remember for some reason ;o
Pool game.
Myself and my friend standing at different ends of a pool. About 3 meters across or so.
Each had a 20 meter, or so, running start. A tennis ball was placed in the middle of the pool and our objective was to run as fast as possible, dive into the pool and get the ball first.
We ran, at the same time.
Jumped, at the same time.
Collided, at the same time.
Were mildly concussed, bruised and wallowing in our stupidity, at the same time.
Myself and my friend standing at different ends of a pool. About 3 meters across or so.
Each had a 20 meter, or so, running start. A tennis ball was placed in the middle of the pool and our objective was to run as fast as possible, dive into the pool and get the ball first.
We ran, at the same time.
Jumped, at the same time.
Collided, at the same time.
Were mildly concussed, bruised and wallowing in our stupidity, at the same time.
i fell off a rock (it was unstabled and rolled out from under me) while trying to grab a "snitch" from a birdfeeder at a Harry Potter themed birthday party when i was little. my arm scraped against the rock and the whole thing got all bloody and messed up... it was probably almost 10 years ago and i still have the scar
I jumped off of a playground when I was 9 or 10 years old and mangled my arm. I broke both bones in my arm, in two places (near the wrist and near the elbow) and the bone was poking out of the skin near my elbow. My arm was contorted into an S shape, and hurt pretty badly. I still have the scar from the surgery today, and it's still pretty pronounced.
When I was 10 I managed to run into one of those criss crossign wire fences so hard my knee split open and had to have a bunch of stiches to close it up, then it turned out I'd damaged my knee inside too so had to have it opened up and partly recronstructed a year later. Oops.... and even worse because I've grown so much since then I have all these weird stretched out scars on my shin.
at my old work we had these knives with plastic covering the blade. the plastic went down into the handle when strong pressure was applied. I tried to push down the plastic with my thumb to see how sharp the blade was. turns out....it was really fucking sharp. My thumb bleed profusely for 20 minutes.
I was putting a belt through the loops of my pants when my brother appeared from behind and scared me. I swung so fast the metal buckle of belt swung around and hit me square in the nuts. Got scared, nearly pissed myself, AND got hit in the balls. Nope, my brother didn't escape unharmed. 
On my 15th birthday my parents got me a PS2, I was overjoyed and wanted to play with it all night. Unfortunately my grandpa was away on vacation and I had to spend the night in my grandmas house (walking distance from my house) to keep her company. The next morning I wake up early and rush down the street to my house, when Im almost home I see a huge Rottweiler in the middle of the street growling at me. In an attempt to escape from it I climb up a metal wire fence and literally end up like a cat with my left foot, right foot, left hand, right hand one behind the other on top of the fence. Obviously my balance didnt last for 2 seconds and the next thing I know Im falling on my back to the other side of the fence. Once I manage to get to my house I look back and see a trail of blood from the entrance to where I was standing.
U know those Metal wire fences that have the 2 spikes looking up when the wires are entwined?
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well, when I was losing my balance on top of the fence one of those spikes pierced my finger and when I fell down it ripped the flesh... ahh the pain... fortunately it didnt damaged the tendons so my finger works just fine, I only have a nasty scar
U know those Metal wire fences that have the 2 spikes looking up when the wires are entwined?
well, when I was losing my balance on top of the fence one of those spikes pierced my finger and when I fell down it ripped the flesh... ahh the pain... fortunately it didnt damaged the tendons so my finger works just fine, I only have a nasty scar
Well, there's the time I stapled my own thumb due to a moment of absent mindedness. Then there's the time I cut myself on a rifle. That's right, I've had my blood spilled by a firearm and I wasn't even shot. I cut myself on one of the little metal bits. It wasn't even a working Lee Enfield, it was one of the ones we cadets use for parades that's had it's clip, bolt and firing mechanism removed. That injured me, and for that there can be no forgiveness.
This morning I had a nosebleed. Out the side of my nose. I have no idea why I was gushing blood, other than from wiping too much. Biggest wimp ever.