Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself
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Ok. let me preface this by saying that I have NO f-ing idea what I was thinking, but hey, I was 6.
So, I was 6 and watching Wile E. Coyote on Cartoon Network. For some reason, I decided to ram my head into a couch that DID NOT have pillows on it after watching Wile E., and I managed to tear a superficial but very bloody hole in my forehead. Scared the crap out of my parents and netted my 6 stitches.
So, I was 6 and watching Wile E. Coyote on Cartoon Network. For some reason, I decided to ram my head into a couch that DID NOT have pillows on it after watching Wile E., and I managed to tear a superficial but very bloody hole in my forehead. Scared the crap out of my parents and netted my 6 stitches.
This has happened to me too many times.
I put on too many sheets because I felt cold in bed and wake up with burns all over my body.
I put on too many sheets because I felt cold in bed and wake up with burns all over my body.
I stuck my hand in a huge bond fire because I was manipulated into doing so (I was 4 or 5 years old) and boy did that burn, that fire was massive and built with huge logs and there was a gap in the very center; stuck my hand right in there. My hand fully healed though, looks no different than my other one.
During the fall, when i was just a kid of 9 or so i was on my bike going home from school. I had my jacket open and tried to close it while going downhill. I completely 'missed' a parked BUS because i was looking down, trying to find the zipper and smashed right into its backside.
I busted my scrotum on the steeringwheel and needed 3 stiches.
3 girls from school saw it happening....at least i got a cool scar out of it.
I busted my scrotum on the steeringwheel and needed 3 stiches.
3 girls from school saw it happening....at least i got a cool scar out of it.
I thought it would be fun to try and jump a large metal trash can, really dumb idea. So I run track and figured hurtling it would be incredibly easy, not so much. My first leg makes it over, but not my second leg! I drill my knee off the trash can and double over writhing in pain. I couldn't get up for a good five minutes while my friends pee their pants in laughter.
Meh i was wondering through a demolition site whilst drunk and put a nail through my foot, but i can top that a mate of mine in the 8th grade to prove that chisels werent sharp dropped one on his shoe as a dare, very bad idea went straight through both the shoe and the foot, much raging 
was a good day
was a good day
I once broke both of my wrists while failing to jump over a trash can. The next 4 months were not fun at all.
One of my friend called Dany was a skaterboarder... not a good one, but still. Me, i got terrible balance, in fact, i can ride a bike for 3 minutes maximum without crashing down. (you see where this is going yet?) So he said to me: "Well... You can't ride a bike, let try a skateboard." and in one off my greatest moments goes "Ok" At first, i can stand on it but at soon as it move, i fall down. After a HALF HOURS, dany suggest to got the surf road where i'll start sitting on the board and rise up when i can. I agree and we go to a big f*ing hill with a incline enough to get MACH SPEED! I started going downhill and tried to get up but can't, the speed make it ways worse. I stopped the board... WITH MY BARE HAND ON F*ING ASPHALT. It took a while to stop. -_-"
I'll be waiting for my crown, when your done checking the other post.
I'll be waiting for my crown, when your done checking the other post.