Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself

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Sronpop

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Funniest self injury I can remember, was back in primary school, we were doing arts and crafts or whatever it was. Anyway we were making clay models, and then we would varnish them afterwards to the look awesome. Needless to say I dared my probably 7/8 yr old friend to varnish his entire hand, which he did, and didn't tell the teacher till he couldn't move his hand. Funny times.
 

Thrane

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Stuck my face into some barbed wire when I was a kid. Was crawling under it and for some reason I decided I'd close my eyes for this and thus didn't know I hadn't passed it yet when I came back up. Bled like a ************.

Week after I stepped on some rusted barbed wire that was on the floor which bounced up and jabbed me right in the wrist. Good times!
 

Drakmeire

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I once tossed a box of fireworks into a bonfire resulting in a 10 foot ball of flames which made me run away (I was 12) and apparently caused several pieces of wick (or metal or plastic or something) from the fireworks to fly into the air and I stepped on one while I was running away barefoot. Had a pretty nasty scar for about 2 weeks.

another time I was building a replica keyblade and needed a chain so i used my knife to cut the handle off or a dog leash but had my finger under the handle... the finger contains a lot of blood by the way.
 

Buleet

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i wanted to get something on the plank above the stove.which was on at the time.and i put both my hands on it to get a little bit of height.it hurt.a lot.i was like 6 or something at the time.
 

CowboyfromHell666

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I was walking outside, looking the other way(no idea at what, but it had to be interesting if it was focusing my eyes on something that wasn't in front of me)and I trip and fall on my face. It kinda hurt.

Oh and I was cooking something that required boiling water, so when I go to pour the water in the sink, the damn pot hits a knob on the stove. Thus pouring hot water all over my right hand.
 

schiz0phren1c

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Hmmmm...
being a lifetime combo of nerd and martial arts fan there are SO many to choose from,
but for sheer unadulterated "Darwin Award" stupidity deciding to cut a piece of silk
(to make it worse it was for a headband)with my first ever "live blade"(I.E. fucking SHARP) Katana by kneeling on a bouncy bunk bed with the sword held blade up towards my stupid 12yr old face and sawing said silk vigourously up and down the razor sharp blade takes my top award...
Of course physics took over when the silk parted and the blade sprang up at my thick skull like a playful kitten-smashing me full in the face vertically from left side of forehead through cheek and lip...and chin...
Oh how my sister laughed when she came home(not) and found me looking like freddie krueger and edward scissorhands had decided to play knoughts and crosses on my face?...
Did I mention I was babysitting my first nephew at the time? :)
ah,the good ol' days....
 

Sixties Spidey

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I dropped my 360 on my big toe yesterday. It still works but my toe is purple :(
Wow. I just thought. Purple Toe of Death... XD

OT: Stepping on a rake. I still have the scar.
 

con70solo

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I cut my thumb on a knife just to see how sharp the knife was. Everyone said it wasn't sharp at all i prove them wrong. lol now the collage i went to doesn't allow companies that are there to give presentations to give out knifes lol
 

Blimey

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I've done some dumb stuff. But recently, I cut my finger really badly on a stupid strawberry container in my fridge. Its made from the kind of plastic small electronics come in, that bloody hard stuff. Anyway, reached my hand in to get a delicious jug of milk, and slice. Cut my damned hand. Hurts too. Fucking strawberries are planning my demise.
 

Punisher A.J.

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Nemu said:
Rolled off the top bunk of my bunkbed and drove me knee into a heating vent when I hit the floor.

Decades later, I can still hear my Da yelling "Wot the hell was THAT?!?!" and my whimpering reply of "...nothiiiing...."
I rolled off the top bunk and landed on a metal pipe when I was a kid and my older brother fell off the top bunk too and landed on me.... I was not hurt but my brother was..... I don't know how that happened.
 

Beardon65

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I was three and on my way to beat the crap out of a pinata at a friends birthday party. I had slipped on some soda on the (concrete) ground, so I fell and my knees got all bloody. After a short ride home (and lots of crying) we pulled into the drive way. (Litteraly) Blinded by sadness and anger that I missed most of the party I slammed the door... on my thumb...The door slammed all the way and was locked. I was stuck and now I gott arun to m y next class Bye!
 

R4ptur3

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ran into a fence...blindfolded....in the dark...full sprint...after spinning round in a circle for 1 minute with my mate for a game.

The thing was, we weren't drunk.
 

ejb626

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I was walking down the hallway and swinging my arms and I accidentally punched myself in the balls once, it was during a conversation too.
 
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when i was 6 i was in my school playground running around i trpped on nothing and fell on a sharp rock which cut my nose deep i got taken o hospital and to ths day my nose is prey badly dameged.
 

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HSIAMetalKing said:
In high school I was doing a project that involved hot glue-- the kind that you use with the little gun loaded with solid glue sticks. Anyway, after the thing had warmed up there was no glue coming out when I squeezed the trigger so I tried pushing on the glue stick-- hot glue spoog'd out onto my hand and leg.

To add insult to injury, my first instinct was to run the wounds under COLD WATER, which instantly hardened the glue. This led to a series of painful skin-extractions and a set of puffy scars on my right hand and right leg which remain to this day.
haha exactly the same happened to me. Just in some adrenaline rush or something after the glue was hard I pulled it off, ripping with much skin. Had to go with my hand in a cup of water the whole day :p
 

ThatPurpleGuy

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Easily from riding motorbikes. As much as I love them, the injuries these things have caused me is enough for me to know they are not the smartest form of transport. The most fun, yes. Smartest? No.

They really are a Wile. E Coyote sort of idea if you think about it.
 

Martster

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I was running up some stairs and tripped at the top. I put my hand out to stop myself falling and my knee landed on my hand. I managed to break 2 fingers and my god it hurt.

I've heard of falling down stairs but up? hmmm, man I was stupid to do that.
 

Tristan Sjet

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I've walked backwards into a streetlight, and cut my arm on my bedframe.. still got scars for that one too..