I was playing kickball with my family and decided to slide into first base, which was sitting on dirt and rock, while wearing shorts, leaving a hand sized chunk of skin missing from my shin.
Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself
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I once walked into a lampost, I felt incredibally stupid.
Also when I was Eleven I cut myself in my thumb with a knife, I didn't notice until I saw the blood.
Also when I was Eleven I cut myself in my thumb with a knife, I didn't notice until I saw the blood.
I've jumped into two different ceilings in my time, and I once picked up a soldering iron by the wrong end. I also tried to climb over a hot stove to get the plates on the shelf above it.
EDIT: Looking at the other posts, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Centre activities, 'electrocute' means 'kill using an electric shock'.
EDIT: Looking at the other posts, I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Centre activities, 'electrocute' means 'kill using an electric shock'.
Was in my college dorm room getting out of my loft bed when I tripped on the ladder and fell down all the way to the bottom, but I broke my fall by grabbing a safety railing that was put in, bent the hell out of it making it useless now but damn did it hurt for a few hours.
One time when it was really cold there was a space heater. My hands were so numb that I basically cooked the skin on the tip of my thumb. Or punching myself in the arm til' I got a big ol' bruise. I was just curious as to how bad I could hurt myself. The absolute worst was only half my fault. Many years ago I needed to take summer school. I crashed my bike a couple of times at the same spot and landed on the same knee. It didn't get proper treatment for a few weeks. At that point nasty infected but gotten taken care of. To prove jut how stupid it was my knee now hurts at odd random moments. Keep in mind this is five years later.
Edit: Pushing carts into the Wal-Mart where I work and not ducking under the big brick wall. No instead I got a face full of it. On the plus side my glasses were barely bent.
That's a very good question.Vrex360 said:
Don't eat the old ones! I did the same thing once. When they dry out they turn mean.Da Joz said:
Edit: Pushing carts into the Wal-Mart where I work and not ducking under the big brick wall. No instead I got a face full of it. On the plus side my glasses were barely bent.
i was running after my mates, i forgot i had my messenger bag on, my leg caught on the strap and i fell flat on the floor, ripping my trousers and making my leg bleed like hell.
I managed to nail myself to a piece of wood when I was about 12.
I was building a treehouse and my dad let me use his nailgun...
The doctor who pulled the nail out from my hand threatened to confiscate the nailgun
because my dad had done pretty much the same thing the previous week.
Never did finish that treehouse...
I was building a treehouse and my dad let me use his nailgun...
The doctor who pulled the nail out from my hand threatened to confiscate the nailgun
because my dad had done pretty much the same thing the previous week.
Never did finish that treehouse...
I had an adapter for something, I don't remember what, but the outer shell shattered, and I tried to take it out... Didn't really hurt, per se, but I vibrated all over.
Also, when I was younger, I had those shoes with the little wheel's... I was going down a slight slope, and there was a rock, I hit it, went flying out my shoes and got two massive scrapes on my hip and elbow...
It was like the scene in Zombieland when Colombus is explaining the seatbelt rule, and the woman flies out the car.
Also, when I was younger, I had those shoes with the little wheel's... I was going down a slight slope, and there was a rock, I hit it, went flying out my shoes and got two massive scrapes on my hip and elbow...
It was like the scene in Zombieland when Colombus is explaining the seatbelt rule, and the woman flies out the car.
Don't ask me why, but I touched the searing hot exhaust pipe on my Truck after driving to work with my brother. I had to work the entire 8 hours with the worst 2nd Degree burns I've ever had on my hand. It wasn't all bad though. The burn creme at the plant works wonders. Sweet relief 
You should tell people the cat story. I promise they'll be wondering what the hell you did to anger them.Mcwierdo said:
So many different ways... but, one time, I jumped over a couch and a staple was sticking out of the top, and it sliced my knee open...