Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself

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Aleate

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When I was a little kid, I was running away from my dad, having a grand ol' time trying not to brush my teeth. I ended up closing the door in my house, only to have my dad actually kick it down. Too bad my left thumb was still on the doorknob. Doorknob + Wall x Thumb = Ouch. I actually lost half of my under nail and all of my over nail. (Yes there are actually 2 layers) It still hasn't grown back. =.=
 

Klarinette

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My toe was super itchy, and scratching it was just making it raw, so I opted to rub it instead. I rubbed it so hard that the skin actually let go. A nice chunk of it, too. I had a big, gaping hole in my toe because I was itchy.
 

JLML

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leonnasagawa said:
Well I have two, the first one was when I was a little kid I was running around like a maniac and hit the sharp top right corner of the TV (some TV's had sharp points back then). As a result I had to get my left temple stitched up with these staples (still have a scar from it).

The second one was when I was sleeping in the top bunk bed and I rolled over and fell hard onto the ground (I was so comfortable too...).
Hahahaha, the second one happened to me once when I was younger (or so I'm told at least..)
I slept top, and fell out, apparently just a few centimetres from hitting a desk with my head... The weird part is that I didn't wake up, but I fell hard enough to wake my parents.. Guess if I was surprised when they told me what had happened over breakfast? =p
 

EHKOS

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....I fell down one flight of stairs....three times...on the same way down.
 

Mechsoap

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theres so many
first i broke a finger by running, incredible as it sounds
then i flew of a bike scratching half my face into blood
and then i broke my arm closing a window
catched a ball and broke my fingers
and lastly i broke a food while climbing a roap in a strange way

its hard to belive but its a talent i got in hurting myself
 

Ragnarok2kx

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Trimming my toenails wrong. No, seriously. I had slight problems with ingrown toenails on my big toe for years, so I tended to (stupidly) trim them just a bit too much on the edges. Eventually, the nail got do so far back into the skin that I couldn't reach it without it starting to hurt like hell whenever I tried to dig around. Eventually, my toe hurt and bled a bit just from walking around.
Ended up having some minor surgery done to remove the offending bit of toenail (looked almost like a tooth), and I've had my toenails done by a pedicurist monthly ever since.
 

Optimus Hagrid

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Recently, I was cutting a printing template with a craft knife. The craft knife had paint on it, so i thought "Oh, I'd better clean it off".

So naturally, I slid my thumb over the blade.

I then learnt what 'slitting' meant.
 

Shoggoth2588

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Crossing the street after work one night in light rain. I slipped, fell and, scrapped up my arm. It doesn't sound that great but, I had to get a bus home while bleeding and wearing a Monty Python shirt reading, "It's just a flesh wound"
 

phoenixbeast

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Was at work on top of a ladder...Heard the phone ring all the was across the garage...Ignored it...It rang again, so I decided it must be important...Climbed down the ladder as fast as I could (I was at the height of a roof on a bus) and started running for the phone...

However there were people in my way...So I had to run out of the garage onto the gravel...Tried turning full speed on the gravel...Slipped and fell then rolled right back up in one motion...Got the phone...

People come over and start telling me I was seriously injured...Look down and see my knee is scraped up pretty bad...Then they tell me to look in a mirror (While I'm still on the phone)...I had put a small hole in my chin when my head had hit the ground...Had to wait for my dad to come pick me up (15 min) cause I was in shock from hitting and putting a hole in my head...Had to wait another hour because when we got to the doctor he was going on lunch in 10 min (IDIOT)...2 small stitches leaving a small scar on my chin and a couple scars on my knee...

The phone call was my boss's wife wondering if he wanted her to come eat lunch with her...
 

ScarlettRage

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i fell down the stairs twice on sunday, in front of my boyfriend and his family.

he told me later that i was dumb :(
 

Remzer

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Broke the middle toe of my left foot and tore ligaments from the two small toes on sid foot while playing frickin' ping-pong.
 

dex-dex

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i was making cookies and a put pam on the pan and then after i was done baking i went to run to the phone and i slipped on the excess pam that got on the floor and gave me a nasty cuts on my knees and good whack on my head
i did not get the phone and it went to my machine and it was a telemarketer

oh just though of another
i was working at a cafe and had to make the muffins that morning and i did not have a good handle on a tray and they slid back and burned both my upper arm i was the only one there and the next person did not show up until half an hour later so i was weeping and trying to get cold water on my newly acquired burns dam small sinks and my sleeve of my uniform was just long enough to always be touching it
yeah fun times
 

MattRooney06

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urghhhhh

i was washing up in my apartment (which has crap electronics) when my roommate started mouthing of at me, he was mad because i was sloshing water all over the plug socket

i laughed and said "yeah that would be stupid...but only if i took my hand and jammed it in this socke...."

i woke up a couple of hours later in hospitol, acording to my room mate tom i had stuck my fingures in the soket.....im such an idiot
 

JakePwnsAtLife

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Chem lab, set myself on fire with a Bunsen burner. I put my hair back, but I have long hair, so when I turned around really quick when someone called my name, my hair went right into the flame. That was fun...