Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself
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I punched myself in the face for a dare once >.>
that was years ago though...i'm not that stupid now xD
that was years ago though...i'm not that stupid now xD
Ok it's a bit hard to imagine..so try hard. I was sitting at my desk , the tv remote was right in front of me and somehow, trying to reach for it , i stuck my finger in my eye...IN MY EYE..the remote was like..at the level of my abdomen..on the damn desk.
And I was not drunk.
And I was not drunk.
You know when ice-cream comes with a sparkler in some restaurants? Well I decided to grab the lit end...
Dunno if that counts as being "dumb" though because I was about 2.
Edit: More recently, less painful but definitely more "dumb".
I was playing with one of those shocker games that electrocutes you (fun, yeah?) and I let go of the thing when it shocked me, instinctively caught it in mid-air and was shocked again... It would have been smooth were I not electrocuted twice. (I was properly electrocuted once trying to fix a light fixture while drunk).
Dunno if that counts as being "dumb" though because I was about 2.
Edit: More recently, less painful but definitely more "dumb".
I was playing with one of those shocker games that electrocutes you (fun, yeah?) and I let go of the thing when it shocked me, instinctively caught it in mid-air and was shocked again... It would have been smooth were I not electrocuted twice. (I was properly electrocuted once trying to fix a light fixture while drunk).
I was playing football with a few chums and i took a shot at the goal, the ball hits the cross bar and proceded to fly back and slap me in the face :/
lemme just say, never try to skateboard while holding onto the rear of your friend's motorscooter when they usually speed off at 50 mph on it, all while the trucks are loose on the board. You WILL end up fucking yourself up.
last Monday I was at a friends house and sat down, somehow twisting my right testicle. It's still sore (manly tears fall from my eyes)
Well, once I was skiing down a black diamond hill and it was incredibly steep, so I turn around for one second to see where my friend is and when I turn back around I realize that I'm going far too fast to even think about turning. I decide that it would be good to just try to finish off the last 200 feet or so without turning to avoid bailing out.
Horrible plan on my part. When I checked where my friend was for the second time (I didn't hear him and was afraid he'd wiped out) I turned back around and BAM!, plowed straight into a snowmaker going really fast and got clotheslined.
When I came back to consciousness like a minute later, I realized I had almost broken my hand by landing on it with my tailbone, which I think I broke upon landing.
Moral of the story? Look out for snowmakers
Horrible plan on my part. When I checked where my friend was for the second time (I didn't hear him and was afraid he'd wiped out) I turned back around and BAM!, plowed straight into a snowmaker going really fast and got clotheslined.
When I came back to consciousness like a minute later, I realized I had almost broken my hand by landing on it with my tailbone, which I think I broke upon landing.
Moral of the story? Look out for snowmakers
The list is pretty long:
I stapled my hand for money
I snorted a line of red pepper for money
I was distracted while using a knife and pinned my hand to my desk
I was climbing a cedar tree and, in the process of getting out of said tree, slipped and impailed my leg on a branch
I stepped on a space heater barefooted and sliced my foot to the bone
I tried to hurdle a low bunker in paintball only to trip over the very top, fall on a rock and drive my car keys into my leg (I kept playing as best I could).
I played football in my early high school years as a 5'3" 100lb geek. There was no specific injury but in retrospect I had no business being on the field.
I stapled my hand for money
I snorted a line of red pepper for money
I was distracted while using a knife and pinned my hand to my desk
I was climbing a cedar tree and, in the process of getting out of said tree, slipped and impailed my leg on a branch
I stepped on a space heater barefooted and sliced my foot to the bone
I tried to hurdle a low bunker in paintball only to trip over the very top, fall on a rock and drive my car keys into my leg (I kept playing as best I could).
I played football in my early high school years as a 5'3" 100lb geek. There was no specific injury but in retrospect I had no business being on the field.
Oh! I almost forgot!
One of my friends was sleepwalking, naked, and he ran into the banister and fell down the stairs. He ended up tearing his scrotum on a nail in the banister. I cringe just thinking about how much that must hurt . . .
One of my friends was sleepwalking, naked, and he ran into the banister and fell down the stairs. He ended up tearing his scrotum on a nail in the banister. I cringe just thinking about how much that must hurt . . .
All that matters is that the 360s fineIdlemessiah said:I dropped my 360 on my big toe yesterday. It still works but my toe is purple
OT: i heated up a spoon, didnt realize i had it on the flame for 10 minutes and touched my head to it think it'd be midly warm.
When I was younger I was making pancakes with my parents, we just got to the part where you need to flip the pancake and it was my first time. I very much overestimated the force I needed to flip the pancake over and it shot right up into the air and fell down on my face. No joke.
My parents would have been concerned that I burned my face with a pancake if they could have stopped laughing.
My parents would have been concerned that I burned my face with a pancake if they could have stopped laughing.
I did something dumb today actually. I was a bit mad about stubbing my toe, so I flung open a door.
There was a washing basket behind it, it rebounded and the (metal) Doorknob hit me in the waist...
feckin' washing basket...
Oh, and I walked into a post today as well. Twas' fun holding your head in agony for about 20 minutes.
There was a washing basket behind it, it rebounded and the (metal) Doorknob hit me in the waist...
feckin' washing basket...
Oh, and I walked into a post today as well. Twas' fun holding your head in agony for about 20 minutes.
well...
jumped off a table and sprained my ankle in an afterschool club, cut the top part of my mouth with potato/nacho chips, broke my elbow playing leapfrog when i was younger and running into a door post from a dual auto-closing door at my college campus... the pole didn't hurt, i just felt like the biggest moron alive.
jumped off a table and sprained my ankle in an afterschool club, cut the top part of my mouth with potato/nacho chips, broke my elbow playing leapfrog when i was younger and running into a door post from a dual auto-closing door at my college campus... the pole didn't hurt, i just felt like the biggest moron alive.
I was playing basketball as a kid in school.. I threw the ball but it bounced off the wall and before I could even blink it hit me square in the nose. Massive nose bleed, yet, it didn't even hurt. When I was 5 I upset the family dog too much and it bit me right in the side of my mouth near my bottom lip, needed stitches. Played on the tire swing at my aunt's house during a family reunion type thing when I was 7 and got my left foot stuck in the empty part, slipped and fell in it then I laid on the ground with my ankle completely bent for like 5 minutes till my dad came to help. Now my ankle just randomly bends when I walk, it hurts like a ***** and need to stay off it for hours at a time, but, hasn't happened for a long time. Another time, 8 years old then at another one of my aunt's houses, my sister and I were playing in the inflatable pool in the backyard, but it was time for us to get out. I ended up tripping and rolling across the ground as I stepped out, when I sat up, there was a big, bloody gash on the side of my right knee. The scar is still there to this day.