Dumbest Way You Have Hurt Yourself

[Soxafloppin]

Punching the punchbag, knuckle feels sore...Keep punching...Knuckle feels incredibly sore.

Yeah. Sucks

 

[masher]

Two people on a treadmill and me with no socks on the back end. Nearly skinned my toe off.

 

[tjarne]

I wen't out jogging...

Nah just kidding, once when I was young I jumped on a tree branch and it broke. Boom crash

 

[XJ-0461]

Any self inflicted hit in the balls. That's probably the stupidest way I've hurt myself.

 

[mrblindcat1]

ran into a door frame broke my arm.

 

[SimplyTheWest]

I was doing bike jumps...and i thought 'Actually, i dont fancy this'
So i pulled the front break...on the top of the jump.
Accordingly, i flew off and hit a tree, but i can't remember, as i was concussed.
When i looked at my helmet after i woke up, it had a huge crack all the way down the middle. Which could have been my skull.

Moral of the story: ALWAYS wear a helmet.

 

[JAWZxZ]

Once, when I needed a knee surgery and was all drugged up, I stole a wheelchair and bet my friend I could get down a flight of stairs on it without falling.


Two broken arms and a re-messed up knee later, I realised that it wasn't my brightest idea, and for a fiver as well. >_>

 

[youkiri]

broke my arm in a chair once, that was fun.

 

[Senrab]

An over-enthusiastic handshake.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Those signs saying "Do not touch, this is boiling hot" or "do not touch, wet paint"?

Yeah, I don't listen to them....

 

[No-Superman10]

Doing oil quenching in engineering.
The process requires a peice of steel to be heated until it glows red, then placed in a tub of what i think is motor oil, if done correctly it gives the steel a pretty cool black finish.
unfortunately i jumped the gun and dropped the steel in when it was way too hot (glowing yellow)the oil ignited and set fire to my shirt.

I still have no hair on my right thumb.

 

[USSR]

When I get angry I bite myself.

...

What? I have a short fuse.

When I'm angry, I often bite the inside of my lips with all my anger.

After realizing that hurt, I quickly stopped.

Thus counter-attacking my outburst of anger, before I starting chucking mobile homes.

 

[Tyrannowalefish_Rex]

Playing soccer on asphalt ground, jumping in some strange way, landing so that one foot got bent downward, several ligaments overstretched and ruptured. Still a bit tender one way when I think about it.

 

[Wolfgurl]

I wondered what'd happen if I threw a laptop out the window at someone would it hurt them? I tried it got glass all in me xD

 

[Sovvolf]

I thought it was a good idea to stick a full metal knife down the toaster... I though wrong.

 

[MetaKnight19]

I got a Wiimote Nunchuk in the eye, which ended up with me getting a black eye.

 

[JayJayinMay]

Cracked the back of my head open...On a toilet bowl.The floor was wet and i slipped.Wiated in A&E for 20 mins before a blood vessal broke and i was bleeding everywhere.I got a docter that instant.It had a few stitches in it.Awesome,no?

Dude, for that kind of shit you should immediately have a doctor, not have to wait for 20 minutes! God, why do hospitals suck so much?

Eh,i could see i wasnt the most urgent,i had stopped the bleeding and was feeling ok,just a bit faint,i saw someone laying down with their entire leg torn up.

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

When I get angry I bite myself.

...

What? I have a short fuse.

three things:

1, so do i...

2, now your name makes sense...

3, thats nothing:

"hey, my uncles katana!... is it real?" *WHACK* "OW, YES, YES IT IS!!"

 

[ffxfriek]

I decided to surf on the back of a buddy's pickup truck while really drunk. I fell asleep standing up when he took a turn at 50 mph. I woke up in time to see the curb right before my face hit it. I got up under my own power, though, because the drunken assholes realized I flew out and were about to back over me. Not wanting to pay the hospitable bill, I delayed going until I was bleeding from the ear. I looked like Two-Face for a long time. Still have a quarter-sized scar on my cheek with a piece of gravel in the center.

Not sure if this is an argument for or against universal healthcare.

against because that was completely moronic to do. No offence but I don't want to pay your bills because you made a stupid decision.... I can top everyone else though a few yaers ago I broke my wrist cutting the grass with a lawnmower that moves when you hold the bar down....