Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[mParadox]

I'm a lover. Not a fighter.

 

[LupusDei]

You say that like it's two seperate things!

Can't people be lover's and fighter's? Fighting for love and loving to fight?

 

[mParadox]

No. Not when I'm around.

 

[LupusDei]

Aw, You should have little wings that you flutter around with, sprinkling fairy dust on everyone.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I saw who touched you...

 

[mParadox]

Aw, You should have little wings that you flutter around with, sprinkling fairy dust on everyone.

I'll keep my long coat thanks.

OT: I know who messed with your mind.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I set your sex symbol on fire.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I put Head Six in your head.

 

[LupusDei]

I stole all your alcohol and filled the bottles up with Coca-Cola.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I have several secret stashes...

...in your house.

 

[LupusDei]

I drank your secret stash

Sorry...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Wich one? The one with bad quality moonshine, or the one with pure LSD?

 

[LupusDei]

I...uh... mixed them... Am I going to die? I can see pink elephants juggling clones of doctor whilst balancing on the deathstar in mid-space.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You will probably die about four times.
So it should cancel out in the end.

 

[LupusDei]

Oh thats not so bad the... GYACKKKK...

I think one of those death's is kicking in now! Oh it sort of... Tickles....

GYACKKK... Not any more, grab the paddles quick.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*restarts Lupus's heart*
Welcome back, you were technically dead for 47 seconds.
I hope that'll teach you not to touch my secret stashes.

 

[LupusDei]

Oh boy...

Well that was close... Wait... who are you? Where am I... More importantly... WHO AM I

AHHHH, I HAVE TAIL...

*runs away*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Memory's going to come back eventually.
I even managed to save you from permanent brain damage.

 

[Ducktard]

I caked you.

 

[mParadox]

I exchanged that cake with pies.