Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Admiral Stukov]

Mmmm, pi....

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was the one who turned your cat into that fine jacket...

 

[SckizoBoy]

I went through your CD collection and covered them with tiny scratches... (not easy to do with this thing)

(seems rather vindictive that... sorry!)

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I like the jacket better than I ever liked the cat.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I stole your peg leg.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I burnt said peg leg!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I stuck a Cylon chip in your head... now you'll start seeing things...
Hey! The Cylon chip in my head told me to do it!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I took the frames out of those glasses...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I set your wig on fire.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Those glasses are fake.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That hat I gave you?

Yeah...
It belonged to a past version of yourself.
It stole it from you then to give it to you now.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I stole all your hair gel.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't use any.

I broke your broom, and ate your eye of newt.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I shaved your luscious locks...Sorry.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I set your homework on fire.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Your work is on fire...
...in your home.

 

[PixelKing]

Your hat smells!

 

[The Clown]

Your insults smell.

 

[PixelKing]

You don't get green clowns.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I sold your clothes to orphans... And burnt down your house to roast marshmallows.