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TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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The Clown said:
"I still have your cat doctor," comes a voice from the treetops.
I will kill you if you don't giver her back!

OT:
I programmed that stutter into your voice chip.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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I modified your ship so that it became one giant psi-emitter; I also destroyed all vehicles, escape pods, and space suits. I also sealed all exits in and on your ship.
You're stuck on it. FTL is disabled.
The Zerg are coming for you.
Round 1...
Fight!
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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I have more.
Infinitely more.

And the Protoss fleet's psionic navigation is fucked up by all of the powerful signals in the area.
They're not coming.
 

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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I'm a doctor for a reason you know.
*builds a new space suit and jumps into an escape pod*

We aren't on the same ship.
 

Admiral Stukov

I spill my drink!
Jul 1, 2009
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Your escape pod isn't equipped with an FTL drive, I took out the comm unit and the whole thing is a psi-emitter.

Enjoy your Zerg, the Aleksander executes warp jump in
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Gone.
 

TheDoctor455

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Stukov961 said:
Your escape pod isn't equipped with an FTL drive, I took out the comm unit and the whole thing is a psi-emitter.

Enjoy your Zerg, the Aleksander executes warp jump in
3
2
1
Gone.
I was prepared for that.

I became President for just such an occasion.
Admiral Adama saves me, and we jump after you.

OT:
I'm sorry officer, but I can't promote you to detective... you're not sharp enough.
 

Admiral Stukov

I spill my drink!
Jul 1, 2009
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UED warp drives are a lot faster than Colonial jump drives, you'll never catch me.

And OT: Adama doesn't like you.
 

FrostyChick

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The reason you can't shave... I thought it would be hilarious to use all of the saving foam to fill one of the bathrooms.

Scde2 said:
That's not a plant.
It's a space station!