Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[FrostyChick]

Those eyes... They stare into my soul... o.o

 

[scorptatious]

D'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwww....

I bit into that apple already by the way.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Those eyes...
Are somehow creepier than my entire body...

I bow before the master.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I don't think your current avatar suits you.

You should go with Mordin.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I bit everyone in your fleet.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You have five minutes before excommunication.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That's not a hat you're wearing.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I broke all your ships.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I stole all your stuff.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That wasn't a cigar you were smoking earlier.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I know, it was your missing horn.

 

[scorptatious]

I pissed in your pudding.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I spilled my drink!
...on you.

 

[FrostyChick]

I prank called the fleet... >.>

 

[mParadox]

I tracked that call for the police.

 

[FrostyChick]

...How could you? T^T
I thought I could trust you...

 

[mParadox]

....and traced it back to TheDoctor455.

 

[Amy Sorel]

I kicked your dog.

 

[mParadox]

Bad move there. It's a demon dog.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You dog is a Krogan in disguise.