Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[TheDoctor455]

I painted your town blue.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

[sub]You bastard![/sub]

I gave you a haircut while you slept. ...Sorry.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It grows back really fast.

And...
I painted your house purple.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I cut your hand off for being such a decoration whore!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I attach a robotic hand to my stump, it works perfectly.

I punch you in the face with it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I admit defeat, but claim your cat as a prisoner of war.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Give her back!

That's my cat!

 

[mParadox]

I love cats!

T^T

Give her back Grell!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not any more! It's now mine!

I've also named your cat Petrokishnova!

 

[mParadox]

You disgrace the Phantomhive Family!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not any more! It's now mine!

I've also named your cat Petrokishnova!

*goes into a blind rage, beats the shit out of Veteran, grabs cat, and storms off for a while until the rage subsides; pets the cat*

There there, Hedwig, its okay..

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*Twitch* *Twitch* Ah~ >w<

...That wasn't even your cat!

 

[The Clown]

*leaps from a tree above the doctor and snatches the cat from his arms then disappears into the night*

 

[Tharwen]

*Brings a macaw into the thread for no reason*

Hai guyz. What happens here?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...I ate your macaw when you weren't looking. Sorry 'bout that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I filled that macaw with acid before you ate it...
Enjoy your horrible painful death.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I switched the acid with ginger ale.. sorry..

 

[TheDoctor455]

I switched the acid with ginger ale.. sorry..

You idiot! You don't them drunk!

 

[The Clown]

"I still have your cat doctor," comes a voice from the treetops.

 

[Tharwen]

I... I don't think you're a very funny clown.