Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[mParadox]

Your home? Bad move..

 

[AgDr_ODST]

nope your base in the underground cavern near the colisium....the guards will be there any minute now

 

[mParadox]

your home you mean? You don't get paid well do you?

 

[aLivingPheonix]

I thought about you in the tub last night.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've been selling your bath water.

 

[mParadox]

I..... filled your bag with cupcakes.

 

[Glamorgan]

Those weren't cupcakes...

 

[Dr.Susse]

I detuned you guitar hero controller.
Sorry......

 

[Best of the 3]

I put all your cats in a hat.

 

[mParadox]

I... pierced your ear when you were getting your hair cut.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I married that Vespucci girl.

 

[The Clown]

I crapped in your santa hat

 

[Triscut900]

I hid in your mouth

 

[AgDr_ODST]

@mParadox: you see thats where your wrong my home is a space station orbiting Earth i told the Borgia where your assassinS are in hiding in ROME! GOOOOOOOD GAWD YOU ARE THICK!!!!

 

[The Clown]

I hid in your mouth

I chewed.

PS: the tube that usually leads down to a persons stomach in my body is replaced with a portal to the nether.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I pulled the classic 3 stooges blinding trick on you until your eyes burst.

 

[The Clown]

Damn, now thats two *uses up his last spare eye to replace the lost one*

I.... gave you a puppy

 

[TheDoctor455]

I gave you a velocirapter (after I trained it to find Clowns very tasty and tender).

 

[The Clown]

I befriended the velociraptor, then used it to guard me while I sleep (I can go to sleep now due to my ocd of having to get to 1100 posts by the end of tonight)