End the world. . . hilariously!

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Robots, zombies, disease, nuclear war, religion was right, ragnorok, etc, dang I want a funny end to the world!

reminds of an old joke: What is the difference between tragedy and comedy in Russian Drama? in a tragedy everybody dies, in a comedy everybody dies laughing.

So lets end the world with a Russian comedy!

Fluffy kittens carpet bomb the entire world!

 

[Random Argument Man]

Cat become the dominant species? and they make us run around and chase lasers from laser pointers until they exhaust the human race.

 

[Barbas]

Giant irradiated space potatoes blot out the sun and extend their manifold tendrils earthward, hoovering up all of the planet's resources and condemning humanity to a slow death by starvation, thirst or insanity brought on by witnessing giant irradiated space potatoes.

 

[dalek sec]

Just great big boobs smothering us all.

No reason, just something that happens.

 

[Groxnax]

The planet lands on a giant whoopee cushion.

 

[Barbas]

B. S. Johnson is commissioned to design an addition to the Large Hadron Collider and accidentally destroys everything.

 

[dalek sec]

Pop Rocks, Coke and the LHC at Cern. I warned them about it damnit!

 

[Barbas]

Someone dropped Mentos into the vat at the Coca-Cola factory.

 

[Anschau]

Self-replicating MYLP action dolls.

 

[FPLOON]

The Killer Tomatoes team up with the Sailor Scouts to reign pasta on top of world... And then our last meals are spaghetti with pasta...

 

[Groxnax]

Galactus playing interstellar baseball with Earth as the baseball.

 

[FPLOON]

The "Every Scooby-Doo-related Show/Movie" mega-marathon ended with Scrappy-Doo blowing up the world with his piss...

 

[Headsprouter]

A cult feeds the earth laxatives believing the earth's core is just really bad faecal impaction. Earth poops itself to death.

 

[FPLOON]

The moon pays off Mercury to steal all of Earth's resources... the elopes with Venus to another galaxy...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Cthulu plays golf with the planet and hits it into a black hole.

 

[Groxnax]

The day after the 1st annual chili eating contest and someone lights a match.

 

[FPLOON]

Someone sits on the doomsday button, launching the deadly confetti all across the world... Everyone dies from drowning in streamers...

 

[Barbas]

Someone created a world-ending faux-pas by farting in front of the first Vulcan ambassador. The only option is for us to nuke ourselves into oblivion from shame. Oops.

 

[FPLOON]

Your favorite show kills a radio that was broadcasting the personification of our world...

 

[Barbas]

Aliens land on top of the White House by accident and squash it, starting a final world war.