Enemies That Make You Go "Oh Fuck This"

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Baron von Blitztank

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DragonLord Seth said:

Hay guiz can i join in?

No, Plesi, please go back to your corner, sort your hitbox out and then fuck yourself now that your anus hitbox isn't 5 feet behind your goddamn tail.
You know what? I had my own, different answer for this thread. But then you had to remind me of this.
Fuck you Plesioth. Your armour sucks but I still have to solo you at G-Rank if I want to make it to the Silver Rathalos'!
 

The_Blue_Rider

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Kopikatsu said:
Badass (or even normal) Constructor V2.0's in Borderlands 2.

I just lolnopenopenopenope past them whenever possible.
Just aim for the big red eye with a preferably high fire rate weapon :p Easy Peasy.

What enemies really piss me off in Borderlands 2 is Buzzards >_< Fucking things never stay still so its so damn hard to hit them
 

Voulan

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Kopikatsu said:
Badass (or even normal) Constructor V2.0's in Borderlands 2.

I just lolnopenopenopenope past them whenever possible.
Ugghhhh. As soon as I see them I run away, and get out my best sniper rifle. It's the only time I use one as well. There's no hope fighting it in close combat because of it's insta-kill lasers, it's insta-kill missiles, it's other insta-kill laser, and it's habit of spawning Badass loaders.

NO. Just NO.

I also really hate fighting Crystalisks. They're not difficult to beat, but good luck getting close enough to melee it's legs while you're being blown halfway across the map constantly, or if you encounter more than one. And their explosive damage can really eat into your shields. That's probably why they drop such a delicious amount of crystals that become money - so it's actually somewhat worth it.
 

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Devilites and Greavers from Spiral Knights. The former throws fast-moving projectiles, hits like a truck and basically leaps halfway across the room if you do more than look at them[footnote]not to mention the humiliation in dying to a tiny demonic office worker who killed you with a well-aimed floppy disk[/footnote] while the latter basically superglues itself to your face when it sees you and spawns a combination of debuff mist & bullets everywhere that will destroy your block in seconds.
 

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The prenerf Son of Arugal that did the freeroam in Silverpine Forest in vanilla WoW.
Elite level 25 with massive aggro range on patrol in a zone for level 11-20s. Blizz had a sadist working somewhere...first thing I did when I turned 60 was return there and beat up the rotten bastid!
 

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Studsmack said:
Honorable mention: The chain-gun brutes from Saints Row the Third.
Speaking of Saint's Row the Third: those fucking lolita-Speedster bitches. The ones who lightning-port around you and bash your car with a cyber-punk sledge hammer. Dealing with brutes is easy once you've ground to a point where you have good weapons and ammo but those bitches are always annoying.

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I hate to go back to my standard but The Flood are the main reason I've never been 100% into the core Halo trilogy. The best thing I can say about them is how in the first game you could pop off their gun-arm and, their tentacle arm so as to give yourself a pet. Otherwise fuck The Flood.
 

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Electric Bokablins in LoZ Skyward Sword, They are the first enemy that hurts you just by swinging your sword the wrong way and even if you are about to hit their weakpoint theymove their stun batton to that direction in a split second hiring you again.
 

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The top level dragons on Skyrim if you're a sneaky character, I actually hid under a bridge in dawnstar once and let the dragon wipe out the town.
 

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prophecy2514 said:
mother fucking death claws on lower levels - fallout 3 and new vegas.

without some sort of explosives, you're gonna have a bad time
How could I forget those bastards
 

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Rocklobster99 said:
mrhappy1489 said:
When I first received Pokemon Gold, fucking Whitney almost made give up on the game. Seriously that whore and her Miltank can go fuck themselves.


You just had to remind me.
If I must endure this hardship, it's better to do so with someone by my side.
 

karloss01

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major_chaos said:
karloss01 said:
those are some ... interesting critters 0_0 what game is that from?

OT: people have already mentioned everything from the newer games I've been playing I'll go way back. anyone remember Megaman legends? no one? yea I figured, so let me explian: there was a certain Enemy that would patrol around and then charge you very fast to hit you with their massive drill arms, they were fast and not terribly large so it was easy to not notice them until they ram a drill down your throat and take a fourth of your health, but thats not the worst part, the worst thing is that in one of the later levels there is a group of these Enemies that are totally invisible until they hit you, you can however hear them stomping around looking for you. It scared the piss out if me as a kid, and to this day when I get to that room I just go nopenopenope and run like hell.
They are from Devil May Cry 3.

the one Rocklobster99 posted are known as the fallen. they phase through the walls and fly around pretty much limiting you to either guns or aerial attacks. problem is they don't flinch when they get hit so they can easily move through a wall and throw exploding spears at you without receiving a counter attack. their only weakness by the way is their faces which they conceal with one of their four wings, meaning you have to hit them a few times to expose and damage them. these guys usually come in pairs, and seem to be placed in areas where its either fairly cluttered with obstacles allowing them to hide on the other side or in areas where you have some platform jumping to do.

the first i posted is called a Soul Eater, these buggers are pretty weak but most of the time they move around in their mist form (making them invulnerable to all damage) with an occasional moment to flicker back into its physical form to either taunt you or if they are off screen charge at you with the intent to grapple you. if they do this they begin to drain your devil trigger and when thats empty they move on to your health. Soul Eaters come in groups of 5-10 and usually in large rooms allowing them to get off camera easily.

finally is the Dullahan these guys float towards you at the same level (height) with a shield that makes them impervious to damage, not only that but the shield has rotating razor blades that damage you if you get too close. their only weakness is their back and takes about four hits with your default melee weapon (Rebellion), however can turn as fast as you run round them and if you try to jump over them they will extend a lance they carry at you knocking you back. they usually spawn in either pairs or trios and in small confined areas so they can push you into a corner and game over your sorry arse.

the first one is "fuck this" enemy because they are difficult to hit, can phase through walls and have AoE attacks. the other two are "fuck this" because they are weak in health meaning they don't allow you to get a good style rating on them and are generally a waste of time to fight.

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KLJT said:
prophecy2514 said:
mother fucking death claws on lower levels - fallout 3 and new vegas.

without some sort of explosives, you're gonna have a bad time
How could I forget those bastards
don't think i ever killed on in new vegas as they seemed more powerful then the ones in fallout 3 plus fast travel made it a breeze to get past. also mentioning New Vagas, cazadores were a pain in the arse too.
 

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Mass Effect bosses when you have no cover on Insanity. A prime example in the game being the Krogan Warlord merc on Therum. Damn...
 

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Rule Britannia said:
Rabid Stalkers and Rabid Skags in Borderlands 2. FUCK THAT SHIT!
Oh, I agree whole-heartedly with this, especially rabid stalkers. They never leave you alone!