Mine was I tried to impress a girl with magic tricks. Lets just say card tricks don't pickup chicks. Unless they are really good.
Epic fail flirting stories
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Card tricks are a great way to get into a conversation with someone your interested in, they grab attention, sometimes impress and allow you to break the ice so to speak.
You just have to use them to get things going and then move on from there.
You just have to use them to get things going and then move on from there.
Hitting on my friends 15 year old sister once, in my defence I was a tad drunk and she was wearing a lot of makeup.
Oh god yes...
Me personally, I was talking to a girl about biology which according to my friends means I was chatting her up. I then said that when you barbecue a fish you can reach in and scoop out the eyeball and it comes out with this weird jelly stuff (vitreous humour I believe is the term).
Anyway, so my friends took the piss for me trying to chat up a girl with that little line.
Not as good as when me and my friend were chatting up this girl on holiday and I left him alone for 2 figgin' minutes while I go for a piss and when I come back the girl is gone. He'd started chatting about the book the spy who came in from the cold and got chatting with a guy who was nearby while the girl just walked off. That boy is so bloody retarded. Anyway, at least I don't get any more "fish eyes" comments from him...
Me personally, I was talking to a girl about biology which according to my friends means I was chatting her up. I then said that when you barbecue a fish you can reach in and scoop out the eyeball and it comes out with this weird jelly stuff (vitreous humour I believe is the term).
Anyway, so my friends took the piss for me trying to chat up a girl with that little line.
Not as good as when me and my friend were chatting up this girl on holiday and I left him alone for 2 figgin' minutes while I go for a piss and when I come back the girl is gone. He'd started chatting about the book the spy who came in from the cold and got chatting with a guy who was nearby while the girl just walked off. That boy is so bloody retarded. Anyway, at least I don't get any more "fish eyes" comments from him...
yeah, me and my friend also sung god save the queen to this same girl, but she liked that. thank fuck american women love us brits.King_Paco said:
My mom and dad told me a story once...My dad was in the army and was stationed with my mom on a base in Arizona (Rest of the family lived in Indiana)...So at this base, if there were only a few girls most of them already guys wives, so the single guys always jumped on anyone who they knew was single without much of a thought...
When my aunt had a birthday, my mom and dad flew her out to the base to spend time with them...One day they were at the pool and all these guys were trying to flirt with my aunt...So my dad calmly walked up behind them and said, "Ya know, she is only 14 years old." It didn't take to long for all those guys to leave. And yes my aunt was only 14 at the time...
When my aunt had a birthday, my mom and dad flew her out to the base to spend time with them...One day they were at the pool and all these guys were trying to flirt with my aunt...So my dad calmly walked up behind them and said, "Ya know, she is only 14 years old." It didn't take to long for all those guys to leave. And yes my aunt was only 14 at the time...
was chatting tio a girl in a club and we got on well. one of my friends got ill so i was going to leave to make sure he was OK. i asked her for her number and she said OK. i got her number but it sounded REALLY familiar. 10 minutes later i was waling my friend home when a taxi went past with the taxi number on display...i'm sure you can guess the rest