So, instead of actually giving some actual insight into why the movie sucked, you thought that the time would be better spent ranting about how lame Megan Fox is (like we don't know?) for two whole minutes and populating the other two minutes with some vague, unimaginative whining, a snarky Twilight aside and a brief history of Kevin Smith's career path, rather possibly summing up your conflicted feelings on Megan Fox in one sentence and then moving on to the actual review?
Okay. It's your series, man.