Escape to the Movies: Jennifer's Body

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Hollock

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Kstreitenfeld said:
SilverUchiha said:
Jesus Christ, stop bashing Transformers so much. We get it, you didn't like those films. Quite a few people (myself included) actually enjoyed them.
He made ONE comment about her in Transformers. ONE comment. Why are you getting so bent out of shape about it?
I agree, maybe not Bob, but alot of reveiwers would stray way back to transformers. also, you shouldnt take offense if you like a bad movie I for one love biodome and it sucked about as hard as a movie can suck. I know that people talk about transformers now, but that's just because it's the most recent Bay movie, time will pass and people will stop talking about it. Transformers dosnt need defending just time
 

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Artheval_Pe said:
Tesla, Edison, Einstein
I don't know about Edison and Tesla, but for the record, Einstein was married way before he published any of his major theories.
Okay guys, it was just prodding at a stereotype, let's not go on a history lesson and stay on topic.

Jennifer's body. Trailer was bad. Movie was bad. Megan Fox needs to continue wearing a bag on her head(google it). Enjoyed the video for it's entertainment value, but feel slightly empty at the end of the video since I knew I wouldn't see the garbage movie anyways.
 

Dr. Dan Challis

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Mr. Shoggoth said:
Agree with everything except "90's horror sucked".
What about Silence of the Lambs and Seven, eh?
I think he's making the (common) mistake of counting the cutesy/hip/ironic slasher films that dominated the genre for the last half of the decade as the only thing happening during the entire decade. While it's undeniable that the horror bubble of the 80's burst in 88/89 and the 90's were much leaner in terms of output, there were still lots of interesting horror movies released during that time (and even a few bona fide masterpieces). And while the sequels have aged terribly, I must wholeheartedly disagree with Bob about the first Scream. It holds up magnificently.
 

Stabby Joe

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Randy "the Ram" Robinson is truly a great American!

Haha good times. Regardless I will NOT be seeing this for obvious reason's already outlined in this review.
 

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Kenjitsuka said:
Megan Fox... *throws up in mouth*

I'll watch this eventually, hoping it's so bad it becomes a joke in itself from which I can get some cheap laughs.

BOB: please get a different microphone, I always have a hard time to understand what you're saying. :(
kinda like twilight with me and my friends, when the sparkling scene showed up we had to pause the movie cause we nearly pissed ourselves laughing
 

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I for one would like to protest the various insults made on this thread. Inanimate objects like bricks and rusty door-hinges are incredibly important. They've helped (literally) build society, and to compare them to Megan Fox's "acting" in any way is the worst sort of libel.
 

Internet Kraken

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I could have sworn a lot of you guys were talking about how awesome Megan Fox was less than a month ago.

Anyways, this movie most have some pretty shitty advertising. I first heard about this movie while playing Guild Wars, and I hadn't heard anything else about it up until now.
 

BlueInkAlchemist

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SilverUchiha said:
Jesus Christ, stop bashing Transformers so much. We get it, you didn't like those films. Quite a few people (myself included) actually enjoyed them.
An enjoyable film is not the same thing as a good film. Bob is bashing them because he's a critic and that's what the Escapist is paying him to do. I'm of the opinion [http://www.blueinkalchemy.com/2009/07/06/movie-review-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen/] that it's a passable summer flick about giant intelligent robots beating each other up. I'm not in the habit of feeding trolls, but here's a biscuit for you: if you have a different opinion, post it somewhere that isn't an internet forum where you can take refuge in your anonymity.

I expected Jennifer's Body to suck, more for the other reasons Bob mentioned than Megan Fox, and he's not off-target on that, either.
 

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I think she's got the look to be hot/sexy, not to be "dreamy". Dreamy goes toward the inner feelings of each individual as to what they pine for and what they desperately need in their lives. It's understandable why so many don't think of her as the top of the top.

Also, I never noticed that she was a bad actress because I WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING AT
 

Red Priest Rezo

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Scream was, is and will always be totally awesome (and not scarry at all, but who gives a shit about that).

About everything else I totally agree.
 

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Kuliani said:
I think she's got the look to be hot/sexy, not to be "dreamy". Dreamy goes toward the inner feelings of each individual as to what they pine for and what they desperately need in their lives. It's understandable why so many don't think of her as the top of the top.

Also, I never noticed that she was a bad actress because I WAS TOO BUSY LOOKING AT
Where do you want your free internets delivered sir?
 

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Xocrates said:
I tremble to imagine what would happen if Bay wrote his own movies.
They'd be AWESOME.

By which I mean 2 hours of the word "awesome" on screen in a red, white, and blue font, surrounded by constant explosions.

Actually, fuck...that sounds pretty awesome. I'd probably see it.
 

A random person

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I know everyone else here said it, but thank you for the Megan Fox rant. Really, she's about as hot as a crapload of other actresses/people you probably see in public, and she really is horribly overhyped.

And good review, though I don't think most intelligent people were expecting the movie to be good in the first place.

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Lightbunny said:
Xocrates said:
I tremble to imagine what would happen if Bay wrote his own movies.
They'd be AWESOME.

By which I mean 2 hours of the word "awesome" on screen in a red, white, and blue font, surrounded by constant explosions.

Actually, fuck...that sounds pretty awesome. I'd probably see it.
 
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BlueInkAlchemist said:
I'm of the opinion [http://www.blueinkalchemy.com/2009/07/06/movie-review-transformers-revenge-of-the-fallen/] that it's a passable summer flick about giant intelligent robots beating each other up.
That's what most of us wanted to see. What we got was a Dawson's Creek remake with some blurry metal stuff bookended by Fox T&A.

Surprisingly a very similar case in the 80's where it was Samantha...
 

RebelRising

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So, instead of actually giving some actual insight into why the movie sucked, you thought that the time would be better spent ranting about how lame Megan Fox is (like we don't know?) for two whole minutes and populating the other two minutes with some vague, unimaginative whining, a snarky Twilight aside and a brief history of Kevin Smith's career path, rather possibly summing up your conflicted feelings on Megan Fox in one sentence and then moving on to the actual review?

Okay. It's your series, man.
 

Trikeen

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i can't see how anybody could expect for this to be a good film.
the only people who are going to go see this are the morons who saw transformers, thought it was great, and spent the last 3 years rubbing it out to this picture. [http://blog.flexonline.com/flextreme/megan-fox-transformers.jpg]
 

DeathByTheSword

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Megan Fox is just a quick way of making money out of people who think she's hot.
And sadly that seems to be a lot of people. I mean, come on guys! MovieBob said it better than I could ever say it, it's nothing I've never seen before.