Escape to the Movies: Jennifer's Body

[sunpop]

Oh Bob I knew you wouldn't let me down and say it was good and would see it for what it is, a shitty movie that is based on fox being hot and even then no matter how hot when you are that dumb/bad at acting it still won't be worth seeing.

On a side note when I went to see inglorious basterds today the marquee at the theatre had Jenns body right neat to cloudy with a chance of meatballs so it read Jenns body meatballs and I at least got a cheap laugh from it so I guess this movie was good for something.

 

[Joey245]

Is it just me or are MovieBob videos terribly compressed?

Yeah, I get that too. At times the video becomes pretty pixely, and I can barely see what the image/video is.

Maybe MovieBob needs to get a better video editor?

 

[Zedzero]

Agrred. Except the 90's suck, Nirvana, Radiohead I don't think so! At least there were some great bands, unlike the 80's.

 

[Pezzer]

I think moviebob could well be a woman.
He doesn't seem to be at all 'masculine' (quote, unquote).

 

[SultanP]

Good review, I'd just like the Transformers stick to come out of MovieBob's ass sometime soon. Other than that I did like it.

 

[PrimaVita]

That last part was funny.

 

[Sovvolf]

Well Megan Fox... I'd fuck her, I think she's hot she looks like a really hot porn star... with the acting skills to match it. Honestly... never heard of this movie before today but if it's a horror movie I can imagine it's another one of today's bland repetitive horrors with teenagers killing teenagers while adding nothing new or fun to the genre, although even originality blows these days, if you try to make an original movie like the first Saw then sure enough what made that movie original will be done to death and made generic.

 

[KhakiHat]

I think a better description of Fox is the difference between a Hostess cupcake and a real cake: If you had a Hostess cup cake (or as we can see in this review, two spooning in the same package) Nice. But it wouldn't satisfy like a slice of real honest to goodness, thick layered, generously frosted, chocolate chiped, ala mode, cherry toped cake that reality provides in much greater abundance. And they come in much better flavors than imitation chocolate and orange.

Plus, I think Fox is some kind of post op transsexual. How else can you explain her brand of bland sexuality?

 

[Dartinin]

i missed that "oh hay wait" part the first time around lol and i agree ^_^ he is payed to express his feelings and if you have and issue with what he is saying then don't watch it ^^ PS:district 9 or 8 or what ever it was called STILL SUCKS worst movie i ever spent money to actually watch -_- and i was fooled into watching it long before i ever saw mister bobs review so i blame myself not him -_-

 

[kickin wiing]

I don't care, I'll still end up seeing it just to drool over Megan Fox.

 

[Tdc2182]

Thank you so much for saying she isn't that hot. Look at her thumbs. I would much rather see portman.

 

[Jersalyn]

Everyone around me, Friends, co-workers, etc think this chick is all that and I JUST DON'T GET IT! Thankyou Moviebob and fellows for helping me know I'm not the only one who doesn't dig this girl.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

You know, Meagan Fox was very attractive to me during the Transformers time, but every time I see a commercial for Jennifer's Body she gets uglier.

It is just so obvious that the movie is such a penis stroking that she is becoming all the more repulsive to me.

I think this movie was a very bad career choice for Ms. Fox.

 

[DaBozz]

Jesus Christ, stop bashing Transformers so much. We get it, you didn't like those films. Quite a few people (myself included) actually enjoyed them.

The Douchebag's sit over there "dude" *points at a chair with a big D on the back*

Hell even I hated those films and I am a transfomers fan.

 

[scarab7]

What I'm surprised to find is that I read the review in the paper this morning (Yes, I'm someone who still reads newspapers) and it got ok reviews. My friends at school summarized their thoughts with these words "Sexy, Murder, but neither being very good. I was just wondering if Movie Bob would ever compare his review to others, not like rating, just wish he would examine they're points and weigh in on them.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/09/18/MVM219NK8K.DTL (If anyone wants to read a review from what I think is a good newspaper)

 

[Gerazzi]

Cheers to you, especially because I thought I was weird for not liking Megan Fox.

 

[DreamingMerc]

I think we have all under minded the acting potential of one Megan Fox, if you to look into one film in particular, "How to lose friends and alienate people" with Simon Pegg and Kirsten Dunst, you would note the casting of Ms Fox as a narcissistic airhead whose sole talent is having the body of a barely legal teen that appeals to the masses of men whom spend their free time watching role playing porn films of under aged characters. And I must say she played that particular role with the uppermost poise and elegance, almost as if she was the character she portrayed...oh awkward.

 

[quiet_samurai]

That whole little extra bit at the end totally cut me off at the pass, every single point I was going to make was killed by his pre-emptive strike. Massive kudos on the foresight.

And I think Megan fox is criminally hot.. I'm not going to pay 8 dollars to see it but it's deffinetely a renter. Seriously, what hetero-sexual man wouldn't want to see a hot girl eat people?? Even if you think she's mediocre as best.

 

[SlasherX]

why is it that when i say megan fox isnt like the hottest thing ever im called a fag..... I mean jesus there are so many hotter girls