Escape to the Movies: New Moon

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Srkkl

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I suprised you actually reviewed this movie. I guess nothing else was playing.
 

HawtCakez

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Considering that I've been, in lack of better terms, agonizingly annoyed by so many people squealing in excitement for this movie, it feels good to hear your review about the soon to be blockbuster. No doubt it is going to sell by the bucket loads but plenty of competent, and even stale, films often make very good profits. I'll be honest, I have no interest in indulging in this serial nor would I if I perhaps got it for free. I have no ill will towards the author or the actors; I just don't find the story intriguing whatsoever. Those who do like it are not in the wrong for their affection towards it. Still, when they start shoving it down my throat as if it is was cure for cancer, I end up becoming irritated by the all of their hype and excitement. In the end, thanks for a fun five to six minutes of amusement and I can't wait to see more.
 

Zombie_King

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Ranooth said:
Im doing my best to stop my girlfriend from seeing this but im running out of options. It ethical to chain your girlfriend up outside of the bedroom?
To stop her from seeing Twilight? It's ethical to drug her.
 

YYZed

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i was actually going to go see this with my girlfriend to be annoying, people watch, pick fights, and yell a lot. But her grandma died...i feel horrible for feeling so happy about not seeing this.
 

daisylegs

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I'll probably end up watching it anyway, out of a sort of sick curiosity.
Damned if I'm gonna pay money to see it though.
 

UtopiaV1

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I hate that beeping...

Man oh man do i HATE that beeping over the swearwords. If that was your idea Bob, grow up. If that was the Escapist's idea, tell them to shove it, or simply don't swear.

Great review as always, I'm sorry you had to actually watch the film. :(
 

Yuno

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Thank you for saving me $10 and OVER 2 HOURS that I would've wasted at the movies with my nagging, Twilight-obsessed friends.
 

silentsentinel

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It's the curse of a a reviewer, I guess, to have to sit through these things and not even be able to leave early.
 

TehCookie

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I found Twilight so bad its funny. I mean could you seriously walk up to a girl you've been stalking and tell her "I like watching you sleep" and have her almost faint because she feels so loved? Also notice how emotional Edward is, when you watch the movie get a bunch of your friends and play his internal monologue "I love you Bella" and his face won't change and it looks like hes not enjoying it in the least. Even in the clip when shes on the bike and imaging him he just looks like hes emitting a murderous aura and wants her to crash and die.
 

Osaka-chaness

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Well I'm not surprised...first movie was absolutely terrible (I had the misfortune of seeing it XP) and the second one isn't much better. Twilight literally ruined vampires for me...><
 

Blatherscythe

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Well, who the fuck didn't see this coming? Most people hate Twilight, the books the plot the movies the charecters all suck.
 

Cryfear101

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I watched it earlier on tonight and i quite enjoyed the movie.

it had a good story and found the film to be quite an emotional rollercoaster.

Its something different and lets face the facts , movie bob is some random person that sits at his computer trying to be the next simon cowell ripping people that are far more successful than himself. ( sorry mate someone had to say it)

When it comes down to it , your either a twilight fan or not, just like marmite.
 

MaskedMori

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Right on the spot. I couldn't make it through the first book. Characters were paper thin, generic, and otherwise boring to me.