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CronoT

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It's appropriately ironic that the most recent reiteration of The Green Hornet is remembered mostly for Bruce Lee, and this entire film seems to revolve around how badass Kato's character is. Seriously, every other clip for the ads has Kato doing something mind-blowing.
 

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I saw this Wednesday night at a early screening and I thought it was alright. It's not the next "The Dark Knight" but I enjoyed myself and had a few good laughs from it so for me it's not the greatest but it isn't shit. :D
 

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too bad it doesn't work for you, Bob.
Also, I feel a little 'green overloaded' Green goblin, Green lantern, Green hornet, idk, Green house gases?
 

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Aptspire said:
too bad it doesn't work for you, Bob.
Also, I feel a little 'green overloaded' Green goblin, Green lantern, Green hornet, idk, Green house gases?
I'm guessing you haven't gone green yet lol
 

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Necromancer1991 said:
Aptspire said:
too bad it doesn't work for you, Bob.
Also, I feel a little 'green overloaded' Green goblin, Green lantern, Green hornet, idk, Green house gases?
I'm guessing you haven't gone green yet lol
actually...
 
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Lone Ranger? The William Tell Overture.

The Green Hornet? The Flight of the Bumblebee...

Or...HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE...they forgot the most basic element? Even Mission Impossible remembered that.

Ah heck, as one of the few real fans of the original Green Hornet (watched on a 6 inch black and white screen....yeah) I'm almost as disappointed as with the original Avengers flick.

Almost.
 

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Not G. Ivingname said:
Forgettably may be this films largest grace, since it won't hurt Seth Rogan's career in the long run.

Of course his career has an exploration date in the form of when he stops looking like he is twenty.
Adam. Fucking. Sandler. I swear to god that man hasn't aged a day.
Billy Madison (1995):


A few weeks ago:



Okay, so maybe not that extreme, but my point is, Rogan could still look 20 for quite some time.
 

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I can somehow imagine Kevin Smith's original script-turn-comic book being the same way.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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viper3 said:
Not G. Ivingname said:
Forgettably may be this films largest grace, since it won't hurt Seth Rogan's career in the long run.

Of course his career has an exploration date in the form of when he stops looking like he is twenty.
Adam. Fucking. Sandler. I swear to god that man hasn't aged a day.
Billy Madison (1995):


A few weeks ago:



Okay, so maybe not that extreme, but my point is, Rogan could still look 20 for quite some time.
Oh, forgot about the hollywood delayed aging magic.

I going to see Seth's face when I am in my 80's now aren't I? :(
 

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This movie era we're in with unattractive/nerdy male leads having super attractive female love interests really bothers me. I mean, don't get me wrong, it's great that TV/movies are suggesting that men be valued more for their personality more than their looks (not that there was ever nearly as much pressure on men to be physically flawless anyway), but when exactly are women going to see the roles reversed, with ugly but interesting women pairing up with attractive men? Never, that's when.
 

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I'm going to leave these two videos here for anyone to watch, If you're wonder the relevance, Kevin Smith was attached to direct The Green Hornet for a while there:

 

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Is it just me, or do I keep on confusing Jay Chou in this movie with Harold and Kumar?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/Sft4bdYXSQI/AAAAAAABYcQ/X29M3Do8uJQ/s400/John+Cho.jpg
 

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Moeez said:
Is it just me, or do I keep on confusing Jay Chou in this movie with Harold and Kumar?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/Sft4bdYXSQI/AAAAAAABYcQ/X29M3Do8uJQ/s400/John+Cho.jpg
There's a rather racist joke there waiting for someone to blurt it out.

:p
 

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To be fair as soon as I heard Seth Rogen I knew this wasn't going to be a great movie. Not that I hate the guy or anything, but I've never found his 'normal guy' routine to be all that funny.

He's just beige. And any movie he's a lead in is beige as well. That's not a bad thing, he's great as a supporting actor.

I mean Green Hornet as a comic book hero is fairly beige too, but why waste a whole lot of money on making something beige?

So yeah... something to watch if you've got nothing better to do. Frankly I'll just wait for a TV channel to show it.
 

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CronoT said:
Moeez said:
Is it just me, or do I keep on confusing Jay Chou in this movie with Harold and Kumar?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZZ-CqtHjAnk/Sft4bdYXSQI/AAAAAAABYcQ/X29M3Do8uJQ/s400/John+Cho.jpg
There's a rather racist joke there waiting for someone to blurt it out.

:p
I don't feel like getting banned

Anyways, I was trying for the longest time to remember where I had seen this Kato from...and then I remembered
 

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Ashoten said:
I don't really buy the Big trouble trouble in little China comparison. Mainly cause Jack Burton DOES stuff in that movie. He shoots dudes and kills Lo Pan so whats the comparison? The fact that Jacks a white guy and Wang is a Chinese dude that knows martial arts? Does that make Shanghi noon a Green Hornet remake? I love Big trouble in little China. Enough that I think its a disservice to it to make comparison to the Green Hornet. A show whose only accomplishment was to launch the career of Bruce Lee and have a reference to it in Fallout 3.
No disrespect was meant - Big Trouble is an all-time favorite of mine. But if you watch for it, part of it's "running joke" is poking fun at the "white hero/ethnic sidekick dynamic." Yes, Burton gets to kill Lo-Pan, but throughout the movie Wang (and eventually Egg-Shen's army) is WAY more competent and effective against the bad guys - even during the big "melee fight," Jack misses out on the battle-charge by shooting a piece of roof onto his head and ultimately spends most of it stuck under a dead warrior. It's the ultimate "goof" of the whole production - Wang is the "real" hero, in that it's HIS girlfriend whose initially kidnapped, it's HIS culture the whole thing plays out in (Burton and Gracie Law kinda "stumble into" the whole thing) and he's the one with something to prove... Burton is HIS comic-relief sidekick. It's a sly dig at the whole "the white guy is the main character no matter what" thing of older movies featuring "mysterious foriegner" enemies.
 

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I think I would rather see a Lone Ranger movie out of the two franchises. Something like Young Guns crossed with Sin City, but with its tongue in its cheek. It might not work, but I think a noir cowboy story would be equal parts hilarious and awesomous.