Escapism Academy - A Surreal High-School RP (Co-GMed by Sam G, Revolverwolf and Sky14Kemea) (closed)

[CloggedDonkey]

Thomas, in the rush of things, decided that he would just stand behind Booster and pretend to be part of his group while he worked, and stay silent during the end of class. It didn't help that Booster was the closest group to Samantha's. She is kinda hot, when you take a look at her... He noticed Samantha and her partner going nuts on something. Sweet Jesus, she can work her hands... Wait, that's not a bad thing... His thoughts trailed off as he stood behind Booster, hoping he wouldn't notice.

 

[Zirat]

"Just about finished your meatbowl" he said as he tore out a chunk in the middle of the larger meat chunk and plopped it on the table, leaving the chunk of pork next to it to act as the stem later.
"Okay, thats that out of the way" he said with a yawn as he looked around the chaotic room. "Booster, we need to liven things up. Any suggestions?"

 

[BoosterGold]

"hhm" said Booster stroking his chin. "Eureka, I got it Zi, this is gonna so awesome"
"Donkster step back for a sec, would you." said Booster lifting the portal gun.
He fired the Orange portal right above Zirat, and their Manly Mushroom Meat Cap.
"Okay Zi, Its time to put the Veggies in, the Mushroom, the MANLIEST way possible." he said Firing a blue portal on the ground next to him.
He Grabbed a handful of Vegetables and flung then over his shoulder into the portal.

 

[Zirat]

Looking up Zirat saw the contortions in physical space were now sending a number of vegetables his way. He quickly scrambled for Meat-cap and stuffed the Stem in it before starting to catch the mushrooms, cloves, and other things that started falling down at him in a hectic manner, tossing the meat-bowl into the air and cathing it behind the back, and after almost tripping over Donkey in the process but quickly fixing himself upright as he lifted the bowl up triumphantly.
"There we go Booster, and step it up! If you dont make this interesting enough I'll fall back asleep on ya" he said jokingly.

 

[BoosterGold]

"You want me to step it up I can do that" Said Booster smirking, he knew his friend was kidding, but he had a good point.
What could I do to make it more exciting he thought.
He looked at the 5 cloves of extra garlic, "THATS IT!!!" he shouted.

He lifted the Portal Gun once more and fired a blue portal onto the ceiling above him.

he tossed the cloves into the air and pulled back his fist, which began to glow with white hot energy.
"FOCUS PAAAAWWWWNNNNCCCCHHHH!!!!!" he shouted as his glowed fist made contact with the garlic, sending it hurtling through the portal. The Garlic, embedded itself inside the pork-roast stem of the UBER MANLY MEATSHROOOM

 

[Zirat]

"Woah!" Was all he could say as the garlic smashed into the Meatshrooms Stem, sending the whole thing flying into his chest and almost making him fall backwards. "...Okay, that'll work" he said as he dropped the whole thing on the table and started dousing it in the balsanic vinnegar. "Ugh, I hate this stuff. Smells horrible" he said with a scowl after he sufficiently drenched the shroom. "Hmm, all we have to do now is bake it accordingly. Booster, watch this for a second. Can you say; Flamethrower?" he asked as he headed over to the wall and started drawing on it furiousley.
One sketching later he added his telltale Z to the muzzle and ripped a flamethrower from the wall. "So, Reciped calls for about an hour or two and 300 degrees. So I wager about 2.5 seconds at 12000" he said as he blasted the MEATSHROOM with a sustained blast.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Thomas, after realizing he was in the way and that Booster didn't care, just leaned against the counter and watched the two cook. "I can cut it when it's done..." He said, taking out his laser sword and setting it to "cutting-manly-things" function.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Sam?

Where'd you go? D:

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Spoiler: OOC

Sam went to bed. He lives in England, and it is pretty late for him.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Well Donkster of the Deep, that is an awesomely Boosterific idea. How much more manly can you get than a mushroom made of meat, cooked by flamethrower, and cut with a Laser sword." Said Booster, his Lab Coat flapping dramatically in the wind.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Clogged

Ah. Well, we're still making our meatshroom, sooo... XD

 

[Zirat]

Zirat let go of the trigger of the flamethrower and and once the flames died down what was standing in place of their raw Meatshroom was... a perfectly baked MANLY MEATSHROOM. He looked suprised by this turn of events.
"Huh, that actualy worked..." he said, his normaly half-shut eyes now wide open for a second or two. "Weird, but anyway you wanted to cut this? Then be my guest man" he said to Donkey.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Thomas nodded and spun his laser sword in his hand. He flipped a switch, making a green light sputter out from the end. It was in no different shape than the usual column, and the switch seemed to do nothing at all, but it would cut things in a far more MANLY way. Thomas did a running leap at the Meatshroom, cutting it in two, then cutting it into many other pieces. "Now that is a manly mushroom." He quipped, fealing quite proud of his delicacy with the sword.

 

[BoosterGold]

Booster grabs a slice of the Manly Meatshroom and holds it dramaticlly over his head his Portal gun brought to bare, Signaling that it is indeed time to Pose As A Team, cause this Shit is Real.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: Kamina

Should be teaching this class, because of the MANLINESS. XD

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Spoiler: Fury

I linked to the video where Morgan makes the Meatshroom, and he is the host of Man Cooking, so I think this fits better.

Thomas hesitated, but quickly stabbed a piece of the meatshroom, took out another rolled up piece of slightly green paper, lit it, put it in his mouth, and took a pose slightly to the right of Booster, the sword out directly in front of him and himself in a crouching position. This better get in to the goddamn yearbook...

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Shiki quickly stopped what she was doing and gapped over to all of them. "HELL YEAH, FELLAS! PICTURE TIME!" She opened up alot of gaps and her limbs came out, seperatly, and her head out another, her upper torso out another, and her lower torso out, yet another, all of them came out of different places around everyone. She grinned, widely. "Take the picture!~"

 

[Zirat]

Jaycob tilted his head as he looked at the two, but decided that when in Rome, act like a complete idiot because odds are you arent coming back. While that probably didnt apply, he diecided to join in on the posing. He put the pencil back behind his ear and grabbed a chunk of Meatsroom with one hand, and while still holding the flamethrower he tilted it up so the whole thing was vertical, and resting against his shoulder as he took a spot next to Booster, squeezing the trigger lightly to send a plume of fire into the air above them.

 

[revolverwolf]

How were those guys already fucking done!? Marcus had barely been able to understand what the instructions were saying and here were these guys with a meatshroom that looked like they were masters of cooking in ridiculously manly ways! And, well, not to mention the several portals of ridiculous they had managed to perforate in reality and the amounts of damage they'd no doubt caused the school. Those were manly in entirely different ways.

Even the girls were beating him right now. That was just unmanly of him...

He pulled the controller from his back pocket and, having been stuck without a partner, was severely behind in how manly his cooking could be. Still, he could catch up! He just needed the right attacks! Pulling a sword from nowhere sequence GO!

He threw his controller upwards, watching as it flew into it's own cinematic backdrop (dark clouds, lightning in the background, all the good shit you know and love). A hilt and blade extended out from the controller, still spinning rapidly in the air, and then started to drop back down toward Marcus. It landed in his grasp, expelling the dark cinematic backdrop and returning to the classroom.

He selected his attacks. He could go for Army of One, Launch, Flamestrike...? Those would work perfectly!

Now he waited for his ATB gauge to fill up so he could perform his attacks...

...

...

...

Fucking ATB system!

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Thomas pushed the girl in the portal back by her head, then pulled out a camera from his pocket. He set the timer for ten seconds, set it on a shelf, got back with the others, and re-struck his pose. After a moment, the camera flashed, taking a picture of the three victorious chefs. "Good job, guys." Thomas said before taking a bite of the meatshroom.