Escapism Academy - A Surreal High-School RP (Co-GMed by Sam G, Revolverwolf and Sky14Kemea) (closed)
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Fury Is Me. said:
Dude you gotta understand this is a much slower RP, people might not post everyday D:
I'm sure he'll post today though, keep your chin up! (b'-')b
I'm sure he'll post today though, keep your chin up! (b'-')b
"Umm..." Samantha wandered over to Shiki, holding the finished meat-shroom on a tray. "I cooked this..." Sam glanced over Shiki's shoulder and noticed the camera. She considered asking what the hell was going on, but concluded that it would probably only make sense to someone far more versed in the ways of manliness than her, so she decided against it. "My name's Samantha, by the way. Don't call me Sam. What's yours?"
Shiki looked at her and then lanced at the camera for a moment. The choice she had to make! Preserve the manly epicness of this shot for eternity? Or make a new friend? she barely even hesitated. Screw the picture! Someone wanted to talk to her and even gave her their name! She pulled her limbs and body through the gaps they were in, and back onto her body. She walked up to Samantha and smiled. "The name's Shiki! But you can call me Shikieiki. Not I-C-K-I! E-I-K-I! Remember that!" She laughed and looked down at their finished Meatshroom. "Ah! That's really good! Good job!" Se ave Samantha a firm pat on the back, making the Meatshroom fall. It fell straight into a gap and back onto the plate, perfectly fine. "Oops! Heheh... Sorry."
Okay. :3. And sorry, I was just wondering where he went off to :/
Cecilia sighed, as she waited for everyone else to get done. She gazed at the clock, the seconds ticking by, each second like a thorn in her side.
This is just boring... At this rate, i'll hate this class more than I expected to.
She glanced at Lelouch, who was unusally silent.
What's with him? Why is he so quiet... O well, time to make my get away.
She thought, as she turned invisible, and walked out of the classroom, shutting the door softly.
Now then, time to go, and have some fun for awhile.
She thought, as she walked towards an exit to the outside world, afterall, she did do all the proper steps, and more.
This is just boring... At this rate, i'll hate this class more than I expected to.
She glanced at Lelouch, who was unusally silent.
What's with him? Why is he so quiet... O well, time to make my get away.
She thought, as she turned invisible, and walked out of the classroom, shutting the door softly.
Now then, time to go, and have some fun for awhile.
She thought, as she walked towards an exit to the outside world, afterall, she did do all the proper steps, and more.
Adam let out a yawn as the ball rolled over to his left. Sky still slept under the shade of the bleachers, snoring loudly as birds chirped overhead. Adam was bored, he looked at himself to his fill, no one is able to respond to his texts due to the classroom and its really hard to just relax when groundskeepers are cutting the field right behind them.
Adam peaked his gorgeous head out, watching the groundskeepers cut the ground back and forth as they evenly cut it all and maintained the field. As their break neared, they parked their mowers nearby and left them. To his left Adam saw the supply closest, where the sports teams often left their gear. Adam looked back and forth between the mowers and the closest before a plan began to hatch beneath his perfect hair.
He gave Sky a light kick, "Psst, Sky. Wanna go jousting?"
Adam peaked his gorgeous head out, watching the groundskeepers cut the ground back and forth as they evenly cut it all and maintained the field. As their break neared, they parked their mowers nearby and left them. To his left Adam saw the supply closest, where the sports teams often left their gear. Adam looked back and forth between the mowers and the closest before a plan began to hatch beneath his perfect hair.
He gave Sky a light kick, "Psst, Sky. Wanna go jousting?"
Waiting... waiting... waiting...
Done! Finally he could get an attack chain going!
Marcus readied his fighting stance; this was going to absolutely kick the shit out of what?s-their-names and their stupid looking meat-tastrophe. He charged!
Slice, slice, slice! His sword cleaved the ingredients apart. Damage counters drifted from the food as each attack struck; 27, 24, 32, 45. Marcus would have congratulated himself for an attack well done had he not been mid-combo. The weapon in his hands shifted as the attack reached its ranged phase and shots fired from the game-themed rifle in his hands. The food was being readily formed from the ingredients and was now at least half done, with the cap finished and a stem in the works.
The weapon shifted back just as quickly and his sword attacks reached a crescendo of pain. At least, there would have been a crescendo of pain had his opponent not been an inanimate, meat-based fungus. Marcus had to settle for watching the number 72 rise up from a now shaped meatshroom.
Launch! He sent it skywards with a swing of the Gameblade. He wasn?t entirely prepared to send a meaty projectile into the classroom above but it was all in the sake of manly cooking; some eggs, classrooms and gateways in reality just had to be broken when things got awesome.
Flamestrike! He leaped with his sword wreathed in flames and cut a way straight through the wildly flailing meat product.
And he landed, his combo was done and the sliced and cooked meatshroom landed upon the counter with a minimal amount of fuss; not at all like the girl who fell from the classroom above. She made a lot of fuss.
Marcus took a step back, flipping his sword in the air and catching it as it morphed back to its original controller form.
He was never ready for it when the experience screen didn?t show up; he always expected one to appear whenever he used his ATB Overload. It was a little disappointing really. Oh well, he thought. At least I beat the girls, right? He gazed over at Shiki and the other girl she had partnered herself with, glad to see that he?d managed to finish before they did... Sort of.
Done! Finally he could get an attack chain going!
Marcus readied his fighting stance; this was going to absolutely kick the shit out of what?s-their-names and their stupid looking meat-tastrophe. He charged!
Slice, slice, slice! His sword cleaved the ingredients apart. Damage counters drifted from the food as each attack struck; 27, 24, 32, 45. Marcus would have congratulated himself for an attack well done had he not been mid-combo. The weapon in his hands shifted as the attack reached its ranged phase and shots fired from the game-themed rifle in his hands. The food was being readily formed from the ingredients and was now at least half done, with the cap finished and a stem in the works.
The weapon shifted back just as quickly and his sword attacks reached a crescendo of pain. At least, there would have been a crescendo of pain had his opponent not been an inanimate, meat-based fungus. Marcus had to settle for watching the number 72 rise up from a now shaped meatshroom.
Launch! He sent it skywards with a swing of the Gameblade. He wasn?t entirely prepared to send a meaty projectile into the classroom above but it was all in the sake of manly cooking; some eggs, classrooms and gateways in reality just had to be broken when things got awesome.
Flamestrike! He leaped with his sword wreathed in flames and cut a way straight through the wildly flailing meat product.
And he landed, his combo was done and the sliced and cooked meatshroom landed upon the counter with a minimal amount of fuss; not at all like the girl who fell from the classroom above. She made a lot of fuss.
Marcus took a step back, flipping his sword in the air and catching it as it morphed back to its original controller form.
He was never ready for it when the experience screen didn?t show up; he always expected one to appear whenever he used his ATB Overload. It was a little disappointing really. Oh well, he thought. At least I beat the girls, right? He gazed over at Shiki and the other girl she had partnered herself with, glad to see that he?d managed to finish before they did... Sort of.
"This is taking a while isn't it?" He turned to face Cecilia "Ha, she's gone..." He closed his eyes. Wish I could get out, to bad all my powers are loud as hell! "Come on people, your takin' your time!" He started making his face out of crystal. "You've beaten by the freshmen, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay." The face had only straight lines. "Gah!" He smashed it, annoyed by it. "Stupid thing..."
Sky felt a nudge on his arm, and mumbled sleepily.
"Wha... Who... It's too early for pancakes." He grumbled, his arms moving to grab an imaginary blanket. He fell sideways and hit his head on the grass.
"Oww.. What?" Sky stood up slowly, and saw Adam sneaking around the side of the bleacher. Following quickly behind, they ran into the nearby storeroom and grabbed some hockey sticks, before running back out onto the field.
"So, what are the rules of Lawn Mower Jousting?" Sky asked Adam, leaning over a lawn mower to find the power button.
"Wha... Who... It's too early for pancakes." He grumbled, his arms moving to grab an imaginary blanket. He fell sideways and hit his head on the grass.
"Oww.. What?" Sky stood up slowly, and saw Adam sneaking around the side of the bleacher. Following quickly behind, they ran into the nearby storeroom and grabbed some hockey sticks, before running back out onto the field.
"So, what are the rules of Lawn Mower Jousting?" Sky asked Adam, leaning over a lawn mower to find the power button.
"...okay, picture or no I'm getting tired of standing like this" Jaycob said as he lowered the flame thrower, he set down his chunk of the meatshroom without a second look, leaned the Flamethrower against the table, and picked up the knife he made earlier. "Huh... have plenty of these, and not my best. No point in keeping it then" he thought as he took the pencil out and started rubbing the eraser around the knife, after a few rubs the knife simply faded out of existence like it was never there.
"Hmm, and as for this..." he said as he looked at the flamethrower again. "Never made one of you before, worth keeping" he reasoned as he picked it up again and threw up into the air. A moment later the card came back down and he caught it easily. He took a quick look at it, the 4 of clubs, and quickly put it in the deck with his other items.
"So now what? Do we just wait?" He asked, looking at the clock and yawning a bit.
"Hmm, and as for this..." he said as he looked at the flamethrower again. "Never made one of you before, worth keeping" he reasoned as he picked it up again and threw up into the air. A moment later the card came back down and he caught it easily. He took a quick look at it, the 4 of clubs, and quickly put it in the deck with his other items.
"So now what? Do we just wait?" He asked, looking at the clock and yawning a bit.
"Heck if I know Zi." said Booster, putting his meatshroom down, and washing the grease and Balsamic Vinegar off his hands.
"No matter what, we did something thing awesome today, remember that." he wrapping his arms around both Donkey and Zirat.
"Gentleman...I guess, you could say we got to the Meat of the problem." he said pulling out a pair of 'David Caruso Pun-Glasses'
"YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"No matter what, we did something thing awesome today, remember that." he wrapping his arms around both Donkey and Zirat.
"Gentleman...I guess, you could say we got to the Meat of the problem." he said pulling out a pair of 'David Caruso Pun-Glasses'
"YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Booster, why are we friends again?" Donkey asked. "Besides, I took the picture. See?" He handed them the picture he took last post a few minutes ago. "Anyway, now I guess we just eat and-" Morgan turned to them and pointed. "THE RUBRIC IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SHEET!" He screamed, before he stopped pointing and continued to just stand there. "Okay... Huh..." Thomas tuned the sheet over and saw only three areas. "LARGLENESS!!1!" "MANLINESS!!1!" and "TASETLENESS!!1!" He started to fill them out, giving them max scores in all three categories.
Zirat took a deep breath, shut his eyes, and counted to five upon hearing Boosters Caruso, if there was one thing that put him on edge it was puns. Upon opening his eyes, and his murderous impulses gone, he sighed and looked at Donkey filling out the rubric. "So, seems we pass the first class with flying colors? Fair enough" he said as he reached down to his deck and pulled out his thermos, popping the top on the still bubbling caustic mixture inside of it and taking a sip.
Cecilia sighed, she heard the fact that they were about to grade, she slipped back into the room, and tapped Lelouch on the shoulder.
"Did I miss anything?"
She asked, as she thought about what she had just done.
Ditching class... I never thought I would do it, but it seemed like fun, plus, I didn't have anything else to do. Hmm, I wonder what Lelouch was doing, or thinking while I was gone.
The thoughts of what he was thinking, and if he wasn't just trying to get to her body, still ran through her brain.
"Did I miss anything?"
She asked, as she thought about what she had just done.
Ditching class... I never thought I would do it, but it seemed like fun, plus, I didn't have anything else to do. Hmm, I wonder what Lelouch was doing, or thinking while I was gone.
The thoughts of what he was thinking, and if he wasn't just trying to get to her body, still ran through her brain.
"What, guys come on that was funny." said Booster, never really understanding why people didn't appreciate his puns.
"We passed it like the the speed of light, I propose a toast. This time I'll get drinks instead of Buttered Toast." she said firing a portal out the window. and jumping into the other end, through a series of several portal jumps, arrived at a vending machine. He put some money in the machine receiving three Crisp, cool, refreshing Crystal Pepsi's.
"I love this time warp vending machine!" he shouted.
He walked back to Cooking class, portal jumping might caue them to get all explodey. he pushed open the door, and handed Zirat and Donkey a Crystal Pepsi each.
"To our awesome MANLY cooking and our first ace of the year." he said holding out the drink.
"We passed it like the the speed of light, I propose a toast. This time I'll get drinks instead of Buttered Toast." she said firing a portal out the window. and jumping into the other end, through a series of several portal jumps, arrived at a vending machine. He put some money in the machine receiving three Crisp, cool, refreshing Crystal Pepsi's.
"I love this time warp vending machine!" he shouted.
He walked back to Cooking class, portal jumping might caue them to get all explodey. he pushed open the door, and handed Zirat and Donkey a Crystal Pepsi each.
"To our awesome MANLY cooking and our first ace of the year." he said holding out the drink.
Thomas took the Crystal Pepsi. "How in God's name... it's not even piss yellow..." He said before reaching out, the bottle in his hand. "To MANLINESS." He said, waiting for Zirat.
"How did you... nevermind. I know better than to question it" he said as he put down the coffee thermos and picked up the bottle.
"Well then, to a job well done and our various MANLY skills!" He said, finishing the rounds and reaching the bottle out to toast it with the others
"Well then, to a job well done and our various MANLY skills!" He said, finishing the rounds and reaching the bottle out to toast it with the others
"Oh, your back. That was quick... Don't worry, you've not missed a thing. Oi and next time you run off like that tell me yeah, you just dissapeared. It was wierd. Then again, wierd is one of my specialties." He looked at the meatshrooms around the class "I'm really hungry now. Really really hungry..." His stomach growled. "Flamin' 'eck. You got any food that isn't somebodies work? Quickly, before I eat somebodies meatshroom."
With a sigh, she looked at him, feeling the need to stop him from getting her in trouble.
"Hold on, I'll be back in a second."
She said, disappearing, and walking out to a vending machine she saw. She went back to class, a small bag of ships in hand, and invisible.
God... It feels like i'm taking care of a child... O whatever, he doesn't seem bad.
She thought, entering the classroom again, and handing him the bag of chips as she became visible again. She looked at herself in a small mirror, and decided to alter her eye color to purple, one of the other features of her power, which she mastered, but was not significant.
"Hold on, I'll be back in a second."
She said, disappearing, and walking out to a vending machine she saw. She went back to class, a small bag of ships in hand, and invisible.
God... It feels like i'm taking care of a child... O whatever, he doesn't seem bad.
She thought, entering the classroom again, and handing him the bag of chips as she became visible again. She looked at herself in a small mirror, and decided to alter her eye color to purple, one of the other features of her power, which she mastered, but was not significant.
Samantha stared blankly at the three guys, who were toasting and saying guy things. Then she suddenly collapsed into fits of uncontrollable laughter, using all her self-control to remain upright. "Hahahaha! "Meat"! I get it! 'Cause it's... hahahahahaha! And you... hahahahahahaha!" Samantha put a hand on Shiki's shoulder to keep herself from collapsing, then slowly lowered herself into a seat, where she remained until she was silently gasping with laughter. "Hahaha... "meat"..."