Escapist = Illuminati??

[Charli]

Guys ...I'm lost. Where are you?

*flailing*

 

[Mykal Stype]

The Illuminati do exist! I should know, I'm part of them. And I would prefer if you stop spreading the rumor that we are lizard people. We are just common, America loving bear people.
Also, our bake sale will be held at Saint Mary's Perpetual Sorrow and Pain church in Newhaven. We would appreciate it if you would come and help out. We're just a few million dollars away from building our death ra--CHOCOLATE FACTORY! I meant chocolate factory. Just a factory that makes chocolate. Not death rays. Or white chocolate. That's an abomination, and we have high moral standards.

 

[FPLOON]

Guys ...I'm lost. Where are you?

*flailing*

Follow the sound of my voice... Trust me... I'm a doctor...
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110416182942/fairlyoddparents/en/images/9/91/TheGlandPlan046.jpg

Now, who can both lead us to the nearest bonfire before we loose all of our souls... again?

 

[Generalissimo]

I am genuinely terrified. How did this happen? D:

 

[Barbas]

I am genuinely terrified. How did this happen? D:

Somebody poked the sleeping Kross and now we all must pay.

So, plans for the apocalypse?

 

[XSTALKERX]

Okay seriously!! Why's it so fucking dark in here!? did one of you guys break the lights again.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

I... I... I don't even know how this can be I can't how help. The Escapist is the Illuminati and then it went dark and then Taco showed me the truth and then my dog farted and somewhere in the house, the Gone Home house for extra controversy, I heard a bump. Yes. A bump.

I...

I...

I think I need an adult.

pleasehelp

captcha: hoity-toity

THEY ARE TRYING TO COVER IT UP! LIES AND JOKES, JUCKS AND JIVES! HELLLLLP ME ADULT! I NEE-

thebasementhasopened

 

[Atmos Duality]

Hey, what's going on in this thread? Am I the only one who sees it entirely black...?

In total darkness, only the enlightened will see.

 

[IceForce]

What happened to this thread? I can't see shit.

 

[NeoAC]

So wait, I was a member of the Illuminati all along? Where the hell is my rich do-nothing job? Where is my beautiful house? Why am I not cuddling with Melia Kreiling right now?

 

[Demonjazz]

My God! WE FOUND IT! WE FINALLY FOUND IT! IT'S THE BASEMENT!... Not as scary as I thought.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Don't worry fellow Illuminati truth revealers!

I've read all of Dan Brown's works and know how best to solve this darkness issue!

First, we need someone to write a steamy fan-fiction between Leonardo Da Vinci and Dante Alligheri...

 

[Remus]

Everyone, check your shadows! Do you have more than one?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Oh shit, you found out!

uh, uh.

I mean...

What?

 

[Barbas]

Oh shit, you found out!

uh, uh.

I mean...

What?

I'm watching you...cat. >.>

 

[Evil Smurf]

Oh shit, you found out!

uh, uh.

I mean...

What?

I'm watching you...cat. >.>

<spoiler=meow :3>We kitties of the escapist are purrfect. Bow your head and just resign yourself to servitude.

 

[Saulkar]

Is this actually some sort of joke? I reported the entire thread being black yet the ads appearing unaffected as a full screen popup because I could not click or highlight anything in this thread yesterday (but can today) and it would be far from the first time it has happened. Is this some sort of theme based joke like everybody who comments in a certain thread will have banned above their name?

 

[Knight Templar]

Everyone, check your shadows! Do you have more than one?

Don't we all? Should I be worried about that?