Escapist Mysteries

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Zombie_Fish

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Why doesn't the Cyber Celeb badge make you a cyber celeb? Has it just become overly common and thus lost its merit (something I personally view as being true for that badge and starting to happen now with the Neo badge)?

Why is it that as Hope Chest was finally starting to like the moderation of these forums, he decided to get himself banned over a moderation disagreement?

Why is it that the only Red Guard (not including staff/ Kuliani) who can lift a suspension/ probation is the one who issued it? Surely that leaves motivation for bias.

Am I really the only person with the Neo badge who can say that they were suspended for two weeks when they had less than 5000 posts?

Fire Daemon said:
How come there are three Australian moderators and like... one English moderator when more traffic comes from the UK? Always seemed kinda skewed to me. Conspiracy perhaps? Must investiagte further.
This is something I've wondered about for a while as well. America also only seems to have one moderator (two if you count Canadian mod Baby Tea), which I find a bit strange in comparison with Australia's three. Maybe Australia simply has better users than England.

Incompl te said:
Haha, I'm beginning to suspect there's an Escapist cult going on with the Thanks! badge. Everything is rather vague and abstract...*suspicious face*
We don't mean to be vague and abstract, we just don't want people to start attempting to farm it in any way. The Thanks! badge shouldn't be viewed as another achievement from some trigger (such as getting X comments or Y friends), it should be viewed as a gift for recognition of your actions, as you are personally getting recognised for what you have done by the staff. You shouldn't do something that someone else has done to get the badge just to get the badge, you should do something original (though people have gotten it before for doing the same or similar things) and you should do it because you want to help the community. Having how we got the badge secret is an incentive to try as many ways as possible to be a good contributor to the community, and to get original with how you try to get the badge. It also makes people good contributors to the community, in most cases (I refuse to list exceptions both publicly and privately).

Besides, some of them just need a bit of common sense. And some users will just answer any questions via PM.

tharwen said:
What the hell is Hubilub's avatar?
This record label's logo, but edited [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ninja_Tune].
 

benoitowns

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Hah. Where does bread go? Everyone knows it goes into the realm of closet fairies who do..."stuff" to it and when they are done it appears sticking out of the toaster. DUH
 

Labyrinth

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BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
I've always wondered, who was the first non-staff member on the fourms. Sort of like, Memeber Alpha, the first of all who roam here.

Also, (hopefully this doesn't sound very, very, petty), who creates the badges? A lot of members have suprisingly breached some barries that I thought no-one would in a long time, (A non staff member with a fourm with 100 000 views), People in more than 50 user groups, people with more than 400 friends, and finnaly Neonbob who has gotten past 20K posts without mod wrath.

Any plans in the future, if there's going to be little awards for getting past the maximum award now?

GOD, I feel so petty for some reason...

[sub]Make the 25K non mod wrath badge Liam Neeson with a Gundam. Now that's more epic than Neo.[/sub]

[sub]Oh! And make a badge for people with more than 250 uniqe PM's called "Dear Ann Landers [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ann_Landers], only because I can't think of any other term better than Maven. And it's related to the badge![/sub]
I have absolutely no idea who first came to the forums.

As for the badges, the staff organise and make them. They have the Ultimate Power, they giveth, they can taketh away.
 

Jark212

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wouldyoukindly99 said:
Why is it that every thread I make dies a slow, horrible death? WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME!? :)
I understand your pain...

I thought mine where interesting, but apparently I was wrong. That's pretty much why I stopped making threads...
 

Arachon

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I'm more interested to know whatever happened to [user]The Iron Ninja[/user]?

zen5887 said:
Short answer - He hates this place.
Long answer - He doesn't got on the net much anymore, and when he does he still hates this place so he doesn't come here that much.

Hes living in Vancouver with his lady if you didn't know.
So they finally got together? That's nice

But why does he hate us? :<
 

zen5887

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Arachon said:
zen5887 said:
Short answer - He hates this place.
Long answer - He doesn't got on the net much anymore, and when he does he still hates this place so he doesn't come here that much.

Hes living in Vancouver with his lady if you didn't know.
So they finally got together? That's nice

But why does he hate us? :<
It's the old "This place has fallen to crap" chestnut.
 

Arachon

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zen5887 said:
It's the old "This place has fallen to crap" chestnut.
Oh... I wish I could say that he's entirely wrong, but there is a certain point to it I'm afraid.
 

JanatUrlich

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Why are there no lesbians in my area?

And why do I always make a spelling error when I'm trying to make a particularly cutting point?
 

Sleekgiant

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Soulgaunt said:
Why does AVG hate MapleStory?
Because AVG hates MMOs for the grind.
Why am I obsessed with a fluffy scorpion?
Your a furry, most definitely
Why is it that no one else praises the almighty Doomfluff?
Well, there's my weekly quota, see ya next Sunday!
Why would we when there is the awesomeness of Basement Cat
 

Sleekgiant

Redlin5 made my title :c
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JanatUrlich said:
Why are there no lesbians in my area?
You haven't looked hard enough

And why do I always make a spelling error when I'm trying to make a particularly cutting point?
It's the thread demons, they make sure you look like an idiot so no one takes you seriously.
 

pigeon_of_doom

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Labyrinth said:
They have the Ultimate Power, they giveth, they can taketh away.
Wait, what? You can retract badges? Noo! I always regarded that record of my Escapist legacy as inviolable. But now you tell me that you can erase my record of having seen the Rebecca Mayes show at least once? Or remove the cheery pint that adorns my profile? I didn't know the mods were capable of such atrocities.

As for Escapist mysteries, beyond the unexplained absences of people I never got to know too well, but wish I did (too many to name, honestly), I'm not too intrigued by many. But I am curious why Gigantor disappeared again after pledging to rejoin the community. I have to also share the curiosity of those about the identity of the first to join the forums, in the "golden age of pdf" issues, when Joe moved among the common forummers (presumably, I mean nothing could have pre-dated him, right?). (For the less geriatric members, Joe was a mod who used to be on the site).
 

DigitalSushi

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Arachon said:
zen5887 said:
It's the old "This place has fallen to crap" chestnut.
Oh... I wish I could say that he's entirely wrong, but there is a certain point to it I'm afraid.
Becoming a regular on a forum is like dating a really hot girl, after the intense and passionate relationship it simmers after a few month.

You could always dump the girl and date another, but the same pattern would happen, after a few months the same feelings would kick in.

MaxTheReaper is a good example, he started to hate to random comments on the site and believed it had become worse for it, funny thing is he's one of the guys that helped the short sharp sarcasm become prevalent on the site.
 

The DSM

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They say Waldo is somewhere on the site, and if you find him you become an admin, but no one has ever found him.

There are also rumours he will eat your soul...
 

Shepard's Shadow

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Furburt said:
The real world is scary.
Truer words were never spoken.

My Escapist mystery is: why people post 1 or 2 minutes after a new video is posted before they even watch it. That is a mystery.
 

Labyrinth

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Oct 14, 2007
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pigeon_of_doom said:
Labyrinth said:
They have the Ultimate Power, they giveth, they can taketh away.
Wait, what? You can retract badges? Noo! I always regarded that record of my Escapist legacy as inviolable. But now you tell me that you can erase my record of having seen the Rebecca Mayes show at least once? Or remove the cheery pint that adorns my profile? I didn't know the mods were capable of such atrocities.
Mods can't, staff can. The people with the golden shiny names.