Escapist News Network: Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites

[Graham_LRR]

Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites

Global Agenda's "No Elves" campaign causes quite a stir in the elven community.
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[webrunner]

I noticed you didn't interview any goblins for this. What's the matter, too green to be considered for interviews?

 

[The Great JT]

I was unaware that elves actually existed in this realm...or weren't confined to the forests.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Wow, I didn't know Elves had such changeable accents. There is so much I never knew about their kind.

To Wikipedia!

Oh, and the rest of the program was good as well.

 

[blackscorpion22]

My new favourite weekly show. Love the intro/outro about stackable fire, and almost choked on "get your powerglove off her". Great show keep them coming.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

That does it. I need to requisition an elf for the space under my desk at my day job.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

*too busy laughing to comment*

How you kept a straight face with the Bible sketch is beyond me.

*sylvan-american-laughs*

 

[ironlordthemad]

ah hahaha

slyvan american
that is an epic line
great and funny episode, im just off to itunes to get my copy of killzone 2's music track, im getting the delux album edition
The Sounds of Killzone 2: A Night in the Opera(tional zone)

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

That does it. I need to requisition an elf for the space under my desk at my day job.

No, that's not an elf you need for that...

 

[Taawus]

Hump harder!
I lol'd.

 

[Ankhwatcher]

It's funny... how not-funny elves are. I never realised it before.

 

[DTWolfwood]

Damn elves and their high and mighty attitudes! (though i wouldnt mind being a Dúnadan)

Good news reporting as usual! ^-^ b

 

[7ru7h]

"I wish I could be on fire twice, this studio is always so cold. I have 2 space heaters and an elf huffing on my legs trying to keep me warm"

^ BEST. LINE. EVER. Keep up the good work people

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

That does it. I need to requisition an elf for the space under my desk at my day job.

No, that's not an elf you need for that...

Well who the heck else is going to make sure my shoes are polished and my laces tied?

What did you think I wanted the elf for?

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

That does it. I need to requisition an elf for the space under my desk at my day job.

No, that's not an elf you need for that...

Well who the heck else is going to make sure my shoes are polished and my laces tied?

What did you think I wanted the elf for?

Oh, oh...my bad...sorry...I just thought that...well...I blame Clinton.

 

[Shamus Young]

Best one so far. That was brilliant material from beginning to end. Nice work guys*.

* "Guys" in this case includes Kathleen. (Unless she really is part elf. Can't stand elves.)

 

[Macgyvercas]

That does it. I need to requisition an elf for the space under my desk at my day job.

No, that's not an elf you need for that...

Well who the heck else is going to make sure my shoes are polished and my laces tied?

What did you think I wanted the elf for?

Well, with most people on the internet, it's difficult to tell.

 

[Proteus214]

Bunch of hoity toity, pointy-eared, smug...grrrr...

 

[Ekonk]

Two words.

Terry Pratchett.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Facebook games are evil...

Loved the episode liek i always dooo. Looking forwards to Desert Bus!