Escapist News Network: Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites

[lockgar]

There is a lot of elf talking today on the escapist. Between ZP and this.

 

[Xelien]

That video was very tepid lol

Elves....once a great entertaining people, now have unfortunately become as stuck up as their ears

 

[carpathic]

Stupid elves...


Seriously.


Stupid, stupid elves.

 

[jboking]

This is becoming my favorite weekly show here. Great job, keep it up!

Also, fuck Elves. Wait sorry, fuck sylvian-amricans.

 

[Chrissyluky]

i liked the borderlands ref(fire cant stack)

 

[Endocrom]

Is it just me or does Elf-Kathleen remind anyone of Carrie Fisher? (somewhere between The Burbs and Fanboys(in a good way))


Totally unrelated joke: No power glove, no power love.

 

[Crimoire]

Spectacular episode, the bible review had me laughing hysterically before the ZP reference sent me through the roof.

I can't wait for the Desert bus charity drive, and good luck on surpassing your previous best!

 

[LordVikingofFire]

I don't really see what the problem is that us elves are better than you. I mean, you evolved from fish. That's just sad really. And Dwarves just jump out of holes. I would also like to point to that we are also being portrayed as either slaves or living out our lives as forests, in that game Dragon Age: Origins. Game developers should take a long hard look at themselves with their stereotypes. Then again I suppose that we could expect nothing else from creatures evolved from fish.

 

[JoshGod]

desert bus??

 

[Ekonk]

Silvan Americans. LOL

"I don't hate elves, I'm just saying that if one of those pointy-eared freaks shows up here there's gonna be trouble."

 

[Eldarion]

Dwarves > Elves any day of the week.

Elves are the children of gods, dwarves are a drunken accident.

 

[The Cheezy One]

"just born better"?
are these elves americans or something?
kidding
love the irish accent
t'b'sure

Two words.

Terry Pratchett.

You're familiar with the book, too, I see. That's the truth and it will lead to interesting times, whether people are making money off of it or not.

you sir, have feet of clay
im going to go postal on your ass, and youll shout "guards, guards!"
you are going to have to watch out at night
these jokes are disc-usting me
hmmm... somethings wrong with my wireless internet, im going to have to go hubwards
i heard some small scottish prisoners have been released (get that one? )
(you stole all the best ones, you scum!)

 

[DeAvatar]

Dwarves > Elves any day of the week.

Elves are the children of gods, dwarves are a drunken accident.

ah, but what an accident 'eh? I'm still having trouble remembering last week!

 

[HeartAttackBob]

Am I the only one who got the "DJ Hiro & Sushi-K" obscure reference?
It's from Snowcrash by Neal Stephenson. Great novel, and congrats on making an extraordinarily obscure reference!

Great episode, I laughed so much my housemates probably think I've lost my marbles.

 

[ninjajoeman]

I was unaware that elves actually existed in this realm...or weren't confined to the forests.

YOUR JUST IGINIRANT

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

I am glad that DJ hero did so poorly, now with any luck they will STOP MAKING MORE OF THESE GAMES!!! It was find the first few times, we got to hear and play along to some of our fav songs but after countless versions of both Rockband and Guitar hero I say enough it enough // Its gettin as bad as the MoH and CoD games // I seem it in store today and was prayin to the Gods that it fails purly cos what gamer out there has ever wanted to be a DJ?!? Thats just takin it one step to far

But on a side note, where can I get me one of those 'No Elves' badges?!?

-M

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

Dwarves > Elves any day of the week.

Elves are the children of gods, dwarves are a drunken accident.

Im sure Dwarves are the children of a God, a God when drank to much during the pregnancy, but a God non the less!

-M

 

[Kanjidude]

Thank you for making the best weekly show on the net!

 

[Lady Kathleen]

I just came in to apologize for the terrible accent I'm doing as the representative of the Elven-Sylvan-Relations-Board (ESRB). It was supposed to be Cate Blanchett in LoTR, and came out like Dylan Moran in Black Books. I apologize to Irish people everywhere for that.

 

[The Random One]

You shouldn't rile up the elves, at least not this close to Christmas. I'm not an elf, but I'm sick of games like Dwarf Fortress playing up how they eat their own.