Escapist News Network: Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites

[randommaster]

Two words.

Terry Pratchett.

You're familiar with the book, too, I see. That's the truth and it will lead to interesting times, whether people are making money off of it or not.

 

[MrMisfit]

Great episode as always. The bible game segment was my favorite. For the record, i've never liked elves and the one griffin I know can use a mouse fairly well. Now I must go to find out if someone can be set on fire twice.

 

[Poomanchu745]

Its true! Elves have gotten special treatment all these years! It finally time they got some equal treatment.

 

[Zero=Interrupt]

Here! Here! It's the dwarves' turn to shine anyway! No more stupid "dwarf tossing jokes"! More hammering! Bigger axes! Interactive beer-drinking mini-games!

Keep those pussy elves in brothels and in France where they belong.

 

[orangebandguy]

Facebook games stealing souls, damn I knew it. I suppose everyone who plays FarmVille is pretty soulless.

 

[crotalidian]

Damn those Elves. What next Orcs claiming they are misrepresented in most games, Equal employment opportunities for the undead. where will the madness end!

 

[Artorius]

'Get your Power Glove off of her'
epic quote is epic xP..
and gr8 Borderlands ref btw hehe..
already looking forward to next ep...

 

[Littaly]

Sylvan-American xD

 

[TheNamlessGuy]

DELETED

 

[ScarlettRage]

Hump harder!
I lol'd.

oh i think we all did

*too busy laughing to comment*

How you kept a straight face with the Bible sketch is beyond me.

*sylvan-american-laughs*

lol that was me

 

[coldfrog]

Best one yet! I would play a DJ Hiro and Sushi K game as long as one of the peripherals, like the Rock Band fog machine, was a radioactive afro that flashes and changes color to my raps.

 

[Vanbael]

elves: fuck them...
*notices a second presence in the room*
I mean I like elves, a lot.

lol, sylvian-american

 

[Lord_Panzer]

"Compelling."

That bible sketch had me rolling. Best one yet, crew. Keep it up!

 

[dalek sec]

"Get your power glove off of her!" That's just classic, also frak elves.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

fucking Elves think they're better than us...
Good episode(?).

 

[John Funk]

I think this was your best one so far, and that's saying something. Pure gold, Jerry. Gold!

 

[Yaxley]

Was that Klaus Von Nomnombitterson I spied making a cameo in the Facebook feed?

Also, props to The Escapist for being a sponsor of Desert Bus this year. I hope a lot of people check it out.

 

[Eldarion]

We proud elven people are gravely offended.

You just don't want us in your game because our highborne magic would own you.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Look you're either on fire, or you're not; you can't be on fire twice.

...well, unless you're the Escapist News Network. Great show guys, keep 'em coming!