Escapist News Network: Sorcerers Demand Equal Rites

[300lb. Samoan]

That was 100% laughs, crescendoing to the end. The Hi-Rez people cracked me the fuck up! Great to see industry people playing along! "I'm a quarter elf and you don't see me complaining." She really looks like it too! Hilarious! And the remark about "the subpar sequel degrading the entire package" had me rolling too. This show is a real winner!

 

[300lb. Samoan]

Look you're either on fire, or you're not; you can't be on fire twice.

...well, unless you're the Escapist News Network. Great show guys, keep 'em coming!

Agreed!

ENN - a show so good it's on fire twice

 

[Zivlok]

My favorite ENN in a few weeks. I LOVED the Bible bit, and the in-depth report was really good this week.

 

[RagingScottsman]

Here! Here! It's the dwarves' turn to shine anyway! No more stupid "dwarf tossing jokes"! More hammering! Bigger axes! Interactive beer-drinking mini-games!

Keep those pussy elves in brothels and in France where they belong.

Elf brothel? Well, there goes my life savings...

 

[MmmFiber]

The elf part was fucking hilarious. It had me laughing through the whole thing.

"If elves come around, there's gonna be trouble." (paraphrase)

 

[Otterpoet]

"Re-release of two previous titles..." XD

How'd he nail that with a straight face?!

 

[EchetusXe]

Fucking elves... send them back to the forests.

 

[4RT1LL3RY]

Yeah the fire smgs in borderlands. Setting something on fire multiple times all at the same time?

 

[Souldrinker]

I can see why Elves have it so hard...
Considering the amount of trolls in the world!

 

[DeAvatar]

Dwarves > Elves any day of the week.

 

[dubious_wolf]

And now we hand it over to "Eyebrows and the Thugs" with "Shooting (Reprised)"
The elf skit wasn't my favorite so far but it was a nice bit of "reverse racism" satire. (fay wine embargo tehehe)
A third installment to the Bible, HAHAHAHA that's funny stuff! it would be cinematic although I feel it wouldn't be compelling.
Huffing elves awkward. o.0 (it's so close to several inapropriate words....)
Over all I enjoyed it! Until next week.

 

[ckam]

Bible games... really?

 

[Caliostro]

I disagree that you can't be on fire twice. ENN, Unskippable... If you count LRR you're on fire THRICE!

 

[luna_moth]

Two words.

Terry Pratchett.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught that

 

[toapat]

I noticed you didn't interview any goblins for this. What's the matter, too green to be considered for interviews?

actually too incompetent to give actual responses that dont involve gouging out eyes to an interview

Elves are genetically superior, we actually bothered to invent technology.
were equal

btw, where can i find a group of elves?

 

[Yamiki]

Was it just me or did the elf just end up being Irish .... Well done guys keep up the great stuff....
Heres to a 10 Point desert bus run ....

 

[oppp7]

I hate the stereotypical fantasy races. I'm glad someone's starting to make fun of them.

 

[copycatalyst]

Great video guys. I liked the Bible game bit best, and the interviews were good too. Keep 'em coming!