Escapist Stereotypes: What kind of poster are you?

[ejb626]

I used to have long walls of texts now I try to shorten my posts. I try to make witty jokes occasionally but I can't really think up good ones on short notice, for the most part I just post my honest opinion on whatever the thread's about.

 

[Citrus]

I'm the guy who regularly lurks but doesn't post all that much.

 

[Sightless Wisdom]

Not sure, I know I used to be in the category of over-lengthy posters. Then I summer break ended and I got lazy.

 

[ExaltedK9]

I'm that guy who posts in everything in a vain attempt to overtake Neonbob and become Lord of the Escapist.

And if you believe that, you, dear reader, are easily fooled.

Besides, everyone in the forum games section already knows it's gonna be Vaude who takes my spot.

I give my 2 cents, but largely go unnoticed. I'm Mr Cellophane.

...you make funny noises when placed over people's faces?
I know you as the guy in the Jam Session who put together some really fun pieces.
I've listened to that first song you put up at least twenty times.

I...I don't know.
Maybe the guy who shows up in nearly every forum game at least once.
I used to be make lots of jokey threats, but I outgrew that a while ago.
Now I think the consensus of most people I hang around is that of a weird uncle or something.
I don't know how that happened, but I can deal with it.

You'd better...or there will be hell to pay!!!

Aww...I already made my monthly payment...



Don't tell me they didn't get the things I sent.
I mean, I even sent a gift basket.
Ebola, skulls...a few packs of blood...sheesh.

Did you enclose 25 cents for postage? You did remember to lick the stamp before you put it on?
Hmm...
Did you make sure the blood was fresh?

 

[Icehearted]

I'm a knowitallist.

*flashes official badge*

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

I...I don't know.
Maybe the guy who shows up in nearly every forum game at least once.
I used to be make lots of jokey threats, but I outgrew that a while ago.
Now I think the consensus of most people I hang around is that of a weird uncle or something.
I don't know how that happened, but I can deal with it.

You'd better...or there will be hell to pay!!!

I give my 2 cents, but largely go unnoticed. I'm Mr Cellophane.

Untrue. I have been watching you for a very long time. We'll continue to keep our eyes on your progress, test subject 12779.

Have you been putting something into my water supply, something that might make me act a damn fool? Finally an excuse for my anti-social behaviour!

Actually we've been putting estrogen in your water...but w ehaven't seen a difference in behavior.

So I can blame you for the destruction of my sex drive? I might be mad at you if I wasn't getting so much done these days. I'm pretty sure there was oestrogen in the water supply already though.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Lurker who posts random information that no one on the internet cares about.

Most posts contain massive amounts of sarcasm or random one liner jokes that I thought of when reading other people's posts.

Most quotes are either to correct someone or congratulate them on being awesome.

Mostly quoted for random reasons.

Aww, line three doesn't have the word random in it... I is now sad. Wah.

 

[Souplex]

The guy who is so awesome that whenever someone sees me, they need to stop to say to themselves "So freaking awesome."

 

[Neonbob]

That's a very political sounding answer.
But I can accept it for now.
You'd better hope she can too.

I better hope so.
I've heard what happens when people 'displease' her. Not a fate I want to suffer.

Exactly. You don't wanna end up with your head on a pike somewhere.
Or drained of life.

Aww...I already made my monthly payment...

Don't tell me they didn't get the things I sent.
I mean, I even sent a gift basket.
Ebola, skulls...a few packs of blood...sheesh.

Did you enclose 25 cents for postage? You did remember to lick the stamp before you put it on?
Hmm...
Did you make sure the blood was fresh?

I put in extra, had a dog slobber all over it, and got the blood thirty minutes before packing it up.
This is infuriating!
I'll have to raze the post office if this keeps up!

 

[ExaltedK9]

I...I don't know.
Maybe the guy who shows up in nearly every forum game at least once.
I used to be make lots of jokey threats, but I outgrew that a while ago.
Now I think the consensus of most people I hang around is that of a weird uncle or something.
I don't know how that happened, but I can deal with it.

You'd better...or there will be hell to pay!!!

I give my 2 cents, but largely go unnoticed. I'm Mr Cellophane.

Untrue. I have been watching you for a very long time. We'll continue to keep our eyes on your progress, test subject 12779.

Have you been putting something into my water supply, something that might make me act a damn fool? Finally an excuse for my anti-social behaviour!

Actually we've been putting estrogen in your water...but w ehaven't seen a difference in behavior.

So I can blame you for the destruction of my sex drive? I might be mad at you if I wasn't getting so much done these days. I'm pretty sure there was oestrogen in the water supply already though.

Actually your sex drive was already a wreck. And there was already estrogen in your water, we just upped the amount x50...again we didn't notice a difference.

 

[Keela]

I'm the guy who makes funny posts and once in a while gets quoted on them, making him a happy fellow.

I'm two stereotypes: The guy who thinks he's funny but (probably) isn't (as far as I know [tell me to my face, please]), and the dude who types longer essays in forums than on tests. (I quoted you )

 

[EliteDave725]

I'm the type of person who hides under people's beds and breathes heavily while they sleep... I also consider myself to be quite the articulate poster when I have something to say.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

I haven't noticed a pattern of sterotypes at this particular forum, so mostly I don't recognize anyone by the way they write. I recognize people by their avatar or user name if I find either one funny enough to remember. Like Sassafrass with the Scrubs avatar. Or Sexual Harassment Panda.

Although I do have one or two members that I have labelled as pricks.

 

[ExaltedK9]

That's a very political sounding answer.
But I can accept it for now.
You'd better hope she can too.

I better hope so.
I've heard what happens when people 'displease' her. Not a fate I want to suffer.

Exactly. You don't wanna end up with your head on a pike somewhere.
Or drained of life.

Aww...I already made my monthly payment...

Don't tell me they didn't get the things I sent.
I mean, I even sent a gift basket.
Ebola, skulls...a few packs of blood...sheesh.

Did you enclose 25 cents for postage? You did remember to lick the stamp before you put it on?
Hmm...
Did you make sure the blood was fresh?

I put in extra, had a dog slobber all over it, and got the blood thirty minutes before packing it up.
This is infuriating!
I'll have to raze the post office if this keeps up!

You know, if the syringe isn't clean it can completely ruin the flavor effectiveness of the blood.

Oh, and if you do decide to go postal, remember to get back your gift basket.

 

[Sassafrass]

That's a very political sounding answer.
But I can accept it for now.
You'd better hope she can too.

I better hope so.
I've heard what happens when people 'displease' her. Not a fate I want to suffer.

Exactly. You don't wanna end up with your head on a pike somewhere.
Or drained of life.

Oh no, that is tamer then her ways of punishing people.
But I won't say what it is. For I winced when she first told me. Still wince about it now, actually.

 

[Neonbob]

I put in extra, had a dog slobber all over it, and got the blood thirty minutes before packing it up.
This is infuriating!
I'll have to raze the post office if this keeps up!

You know, if the syringe isn't clean it can completely ruin the flavor effectiveness of the blood.

Oh, and if you do decide to go postal, remember to get back your gift basket.

I'm pretty sure it was clean...I got it from a hospital.
:-/
And that'd be the point.
Along with bloody vengeance for messing with my schedule.
I've got other shit to do, after all!

That's a very political sounding answer.
But I can accept it for now.
You'd better hope she can too.

I better hope so.
I've heard what happens when people 'displease' her. Not a fate I want to suffer.

Exactly. You don't wanna end up with your head on a pike somewhere.
Or drained of life.

Oh no, that is tamer then her ways of punishing people.
But I won't say what it is. For I winced when she first told me. Still wince about it now, actually.

Ooh, now I'm interested.
Do you have a handy link for me?

 

[nicholaxxx]

I'm the kinda guy that sometimes tends to ramble in his posts because he's not very good at making a point or tends to elaborate too much. :<

I honestly can't stand people that don't like to type in the best English they can. It's hard on my eyes staring at posts that look like "i lik to run n stuff ur a noob if u don't". Or worse... 1337 speak. DX Otherwise I have no real problem with other people. :3

w4t R U t4lk1n' 4b0ut?

/jokes

I'm the same as you, I ramble a LOT. and I usually avoid discussion I would otherwise be happily involved in because I don't want to sound like some loudmouthed-idiot... I also use too many examples >_<

 

[Sassafrass]

SNIPPITY DOO DA!

Ooh, now I'm interested.
Do you have a handy link for me?

You'll have to give me a while.
It was buried under about 40 pages of random stuff from Forum Games.

 

[Aesir23]

I'm not sure what stereotype I fit into.

I'm mostly a lurker who comments on threads if I feel I have something to say or just for fun. And I occasionally suffer from foot-in-mouth disease.

 

[Mr. Eff_v1legacy]

I have that one game I love and constantly reference - Silent Hill 2.