Escapist Tug of War. May 2010 [Set? GO!] [ENDED: STAY TUNED FOR ROUND 2]

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Advice for the Evil Overlord:
Since nothing is more irritating than a hero defeating you with basic math skills, all of my personal weapons will be modified to fire one more shot than the standard issue.
 

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Advice for the Hero:
People who whine about not being trusted are either (a.) Operatives for the Evil Overlord; (b.) Mind-controlled by the Evil Overlord; (c.) Totally clueless about concepts like OPSEC and need-to-know; or (d.) Dangerously neurotic and/or immature; and are consequently not to be trusted.
 

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Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
For those situations where a fresh, living, sacrifice is not available, the lower ranks of demons can be fooled by microwaving a previously frozen chunk of ex-victim and cleverly jiggling it. However, a mock victim sculpted from Spam is right out.
 

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Advice for the Starship Captain:
If knowledge of the operating frequency of a ship's system aids in efforts to disable that system, I will employ an arcane development known as "frequency-hopping."
 

Shanaar

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Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
I will identify any phobias or nervous habits I have and undergo therapy until I can overcome them. It would be Just Too Vexing to be chased from the scene of my Ultimate Triumph because someone dropped a snake from the air vent.

Going to bed now, keep up the fight old chap.