Escapist Tug of War. May 2010 [Set? GO!] [ENDED: STAY TUNED FOR ROUND 2]

[Shanaar]

653

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
If the spirit contacted during a seance begins offering financial advice, you're dealing with a con artist, and not a genuine medium.

 

[Chrono212]

652

653

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Cult Member):
If the spirit contacted during a seance begins offering financial advice, you're dealing with a con artist, and not a genuine medium.

Lol, true

 

[Shanaar]

651

So advice for al you people.

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Good Guy's Sidekick):
If my partner is named Dirty Harry, I should realize that there is a reason for that and ask for a transfer.

 

[Chrono212]

650

XD

 

[Shanaar]

649

Advice for the Evil Overlord:
I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

 

[Chrono212]

648

I'll have to use that sometime

 

[Shanaar]

647

Advice for the Bad Auxiliary Character (Evil Henchman):
When you have someone at gunpoint and that person says "you haven't got the guts to kill me," disprove his/her hypothesis.

 

[Chrono212]

646

Real LOL!

 

[Anarchemitis]

647
HYES

 

[Shanaar]

646

Advice for the Good Auxiliary Character (Innocent Bystander):
If the Hero and the Evil Overlord are engaged in mortal battle, go somewhere else as quickly as possible, before you are squished by a car, the statue of the city's founder, or a collapsing skyscraper.

 

[Chrono212]

644

Aww, a Red

I wonder why ANYONE would live in that city...

 

[Shanaar]

643

Murphy's Laws of Combat:

* The law of the bayonet says the man with the bullet wins and we got the bullet.

 

[Chrono212]

642

Hmm, true

 

[Shanaar]

641

Further Evil (Advice for the Evil Empress):
The internet is my friend. Using body doubles, I can inspire loyalty with www.EvilEmpress.boudoir. live.com, fear with www.EvilEmpress.pit-of-despair.live.com, and utter slavish obedience with www.EvilEmpress.strict-discipline.live.com. I can also sell t-shirts and other Evil Empress [tm] merchandise.

 

[Chrono212]

640

I could do with a new shirt...

 

[Shanaar]

639

Further Evil (Advice on Fortress Construction):
In an unobtrusive spot outside your fortress, plant a remotely-controlled boom box with a tape recording of a sports car speeding away. If the hero breaks in, just step into a broom closet, cue the boom box, and wait calmly while he goes off on a wild goose chase. Then come out and get back to work.

 

[TimeLord]

640

 

[Chrono212]

639

Many movies could have done that...and been much better

@TimeLord: Don't make me bite you...

 

[Shanaar]

638

Advice for the Evil Overlord:
The gun turrets on my fortress will not rotate enough so that they may direct fire inward or at each other.

 

[TimeLord]

639