Euro 2012 - A.K.A - FOOTBALLS!

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BENZOOKA

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Netherlands. All. The. Fucking. Way.

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The Diabolical Biz

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I had the fortune to get the two hosts in the Sweepstake I'm doing with my football watching friends - Poland, and Ukraine - so obviously I'll be rooting for them.

Apart from that, I have no real strong feelings towards any particular team. I've become disillusioned with my national side - England - due to a combination of lifelong disappointment and my growing dislike towards the majority of the squad (I simply cannot bring myself to like a team boasting John Terry, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole...the list goes on). I quite like Roy Hodgson though, so I'm mildly divided on that issue.

I suppose I may well end up rooting for Denmark, if only because they have a touch of ex-West Ham class at right back, in the form of one Lars Jacobsen. Although considering the amount of shit I have given my Arsenal supporting friends about Nicklas Bendtner, I might catch some stick if he plays a part in Denmark's success.
 

tippy2k2

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Shit, I'm just happy that ESPN has decided to let us Americans finally watch some damn soccer!

But I will be rooting for the group I rooted for during the World Cup (after America was eliminated of course...): Germany

I always loved watching them play during the WC. They had a very "attack attack attack" attitude and we were usually rewarded with a ton of goals (or at least the times I watched them I got to see tons of goals).

I have absolutely no clue how good they currently are but I'm sticking with them because...well...why not? Although they're looking a bit rough in the Portugal game that is currently on...
 

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GundamSentinel said:
So Denmark undeservedly beats the Netherlands (and I'm not saying that because I'm Dutch...), SHAMEFURR DISPRAY!
We should have won that one, but it's not like we played a lot better. We were quite horrible to be honest. Then again, this does mean less drunk morons on the streets, so it's not a total loss.
 

GundamSentinel

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SpaceBat said:
GundamSentinel said:
We should have won that one, but it's not like we played a lot better. We were quite horrible to be honest. Then again, this does mean less drunk morons on the streets, so it's not a total loss.
The first half hour of the first half and the first 10 minutes of the second half the Dutch were clearly better. The rest of the time both teams were about equal.

I won't mind if we get kicked out of the tournament, I'm all for good play, I don't care much who wins. And yes, less drunk morons :).
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Holland = See above, bad defense
That sure as hell was proven today. Oh sure, they battered on Denmark like your average DPS class, but all Denmark needed was one chance to finish it off, ninja-style. All they had to do afterwards was turtle. Shameful game that was. Even I, someone who knows fuck-all about football, could see that.

As for the haters; they did deserve that win. Those two missed hands calls shouldn've made the difference.
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
I wrote a pretty long post here but I accidentally closed the tab when I was almost finished >.>

So in short, I think France are gonna win it.


England = Massively overrated
I'd say we're massively under rated this year, everyone expects us to fail but I think we might just win it. If we beat France I'm betting that England will win the tournament. Also I don't like the look of Germany this year just managed to beat Portugal.
 

Sonicron

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BAM! Score one for Germany! :D

I'd love to see them win. It'd be about time, too...
However, I don't see it happening unless they shape up. The victory against Portugal was deserved, but there are still major coordination problems; a performance like the one we saw tonight won't get the job done.

(Also, Denmark's victory was one hell of a surprise.)
 

Albino Boo

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BENZOOKA said:
Netherlands. All. The. Fucking. Way.

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Not at chance, Netherlands always choke and start fighting amongst themselves. My earliest football memory is the Netherlands losing 3-1 in extra time to Argentina in the 1978 world cup finial. Its been down hill since.
 

Stu35

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Well if yesterday was anything to go by, this tournament may prove rather dire. I think Denmark did incredibly well to hold on against the Netherlands, and I was happy to see Germany pick up the win (I really, really hate Christiano Ronaldo).

ToTaL LoLiGe said:
I'd say we're massively under rated this year, everyone expects us to fail but I think we might just win it. If we beat France I'm betting that England will win the tournament. Also I don't like the look of Germany this year just managed to beat Portugal.
Bold shout. Germany may have only managed to slot one in against Portugal, but they did play a very conservative style. I reckon we're going to see a lot of 1-0 wins from them en route to (at least) the Semi-Final.


I'm honestly hoping for some entertainment out of Spain and Italy today, failing that I think Ireland v Croatia could actually be pretty good craic.
 

miketehmage

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Portugal annoyed me last night.

Actually, it was more the ref. Seemed to be giving too many wrong decisions in Portugal's favour.

Also, it gets boring hearing the commentators trying to link anything to England so they can talk about them, when they aren't playing.
 

MetalDooley

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The mighty Richard Dunne laughs at all your pathetic predictions

Ireland are going to win this tournament by boring every other team to death.In fact Ireland will beat Greece in the final and the sheer levels of boredom created by that game will result in the utter implosion of the Eurozone and the collapse of the EU

On a more realistic level I think Ireland will do very well to make it out of our group.Trappatoni may have made us difficult to beat but the flip side is that we don't create too many chances or score a lot of goals
 

wooty

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I wouldnt be surprised to see another outsider win this one.

My eyes have been on Russia since qualifying, but I'm more confident that Germany will win it overall.
 

Wolf In A Bear Suit

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MetalDooley said:
The mighty Richard Dunne laughs at all your pathetic predictions

Ireland are going to win this tournament by boring every other team to death.In fact Ireland will beat Greece in the final and the sheer levels of boredom created by that game will result in the utter implosion of the Eurozone and the collapse of the EU

On a more realistic level I think Ireland will do very well to make it out of our group.Trappatoni may have made us difficult to beat but the flip side is that we don't create too many chances or score a lot of goals
Richard Dunne VS Russia was something else and bear in mind We have Long+Cox. I think Ireland won't do as bad as expected. If they played extremely well they could make the quarters but...that just won't happen.
My moneys on Germany and the mighty Pig Climber
 

Stu35

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Wolf In A Bear Suit said:
MetalDooley said:
snip.

I think Ireland won't do as bad as expected. If they played extremely well they could make the quarters but...that just won't happen.
I dunno. I think Ireland may be one of my dark horses - One has to consider that they were within a Hand-ball of the last World Cup, against France, who people seem to be rating quite highly for this (Possibly because they're in a group with England, and if England lose to France then it's okay because 'France are potential champions').

... Of course, the flip side is that they have to get out of a Group containing Italy and Spain, as well as Croatia who are no slouches.

So... Yeah, maybe I was a bit hasty when I said 'dark horses'.