Dragon Age.
I <3 Bioware.
*walks into the brothel and selects a lineup of both genders*
*picks a "female" elf that really looks female*
*we both go in the room and strip*
Elf: Don't act like you're surprised.
*screen fades to black, moans ensue*
*picks a "female" elf that really looks female*
*we both go in the room and strip*
Elf: Don't act like you're surprised.
*screen fades to black, moans ensue*
Me: *motions jailer over*
Jailor: Yeah?
Me: [Persuade] I'm just looking for some company.
Jailor: *walks into the cell*
Me: [Persuade] If you take off that armor, we can get started.
Jailor: *takes off armor, grumbling about buckles*
Me and Alistair: *beats jailor senseless and takes key*
(We're both male.)
Jailor: Yeah?
Me: [Persuade] I'm just looking for some company.
Jailor: *walks into the cell*
Me: [Persuade] If you take off that armor, we can get started.
Jailor: *takes off armor, grumbling about buckles*
Me and Alistair: *beats jailor senseless and takes key*
(We're both male.)
*after an epic fight with over a dozen corpses strewn around the room and everyone splattered in blood*
Alistair: There's so much blood...
Alistair: There's so much blood...
Any dialogue between Zevran and Wynne. Or Oghren and Wynne. Poor Wynne. 
I <3 Bioware.