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Nihilism_Is_Bliss

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Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?
 

Not-here-anymore

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Scrumpmonkey said:
No because im ultra paranoid. I have been caught on a non-solo flight though but that is a different story for a different day.
On a non-solo flight? I like that term, and shall now be stealing it.

As for me? Not by myself, no.
 

scnj

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Nihilism_Is_Bliss said:
Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?
Provided a person has two hnds, there's no reason they can't be done simultaneously.
 

NellNell

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Nope. Had some close calls though. But never "OMG WTF are you doing!?"

I like to think I go into ninja mode when I get horny.

I want till no one is home or its really late at night and I know everyone is asleep.
 

Nihilism_Is_Bliss

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scnj said:
Nihilism_Is_Bliss said:
Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?
Provided a person has two hnds, there's no reason they can't be done simultaneously.
You're a god if you can button jeans in a split second one-handed.
 

Baneat

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Nihilism_Is_Bliss said:
scnj said:
Nihilism_Is_Bliss said:
Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?
Provided a person has two hnds, there's no reason they can't be done simultaneously.
You're a god if you can button jeans in a split second one-handed.
You're sitting meaning your shirt can cover you provided you don't have to stand up.

Or so I'm told..
 

CommanderKirov

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I've been walked in once during sex if that counts?

But yeah. I believe masturbation is a sign of mental weakness so I do not do that.
 

Nihilism_Is_Bliss

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Baneat said:
Nihilism_Is_Bliss said:
scnj said:
Nihilism_Is_Bliss said:
Was it ever decided which takes priority?
If you don't have much time do you close the pants, or close the browser first?
Provided a person has two hnds, there's no reason they can't be done simultaneously.
You're a god if you can button jeans in a split second one-handed.
You're sitting meaning your shirt can cover you provided you don't have to stand up.

Or so I'm told..
True, and this has been done, though there are still two problems:
a) If you happen to be wearing a shirt that isn't loose enough
b) Now they're in the room with you you can't stand up, so its reeeally awkward if they ask for help with something/ ask to use the computer and you just outright refuse to move.
Especially seeing as you've closed the browser window, so it doesn't even look like you're using the computer -__-
 

BanicRhys

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Nope, never been caught even once. I don't even close the door, let alone lock it.

I'm a freaking ninja.
 

Lawnmooer

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My sister once walked in on me...

Now I realise that when there is someone in the house that likes to walk into any room I'm in at any point without knocking, I should probably control any urges I have.

Also I've had some close calls since my computer was moved into my living room... As for the above discussion about closing the browser or putting it away, have some planning open a second copy of the internet on a harmless web page and wear trackies or some form of legwear with an elaticated waist. You can close down the browser without worry quite quickly whilst putting it away rather quickly (Bonus points for hiding it between folds of very baggy trousers)
 

Marcilla

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Yes, I have been caught in the act by my father who appareantly has never heard of knocking.
 

Justin_Drew_Bieber

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Well Miley walked in on me watching that video of her pole dancing on top of an ice cream truck but she didn't seem to bothered by it.
 

faceless chick

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this is why it's good not to have a penis.
makes it harder to get caught + you can do it almost anywhere without problems :p