Ever Gotten Caught..... You Know..........

[ReservoirAngel]

How is a cat looking at you more of a mood kill than a cat climbing on your chest and attacking you during the act? And trust me on this, it's not a brief hilarious interlude, it's a brief but horrific event that kills any possible mood and double-taps it just in case it ever tried to come back.

Wasn't really trying to make a contest of it Just because almost anything not performance related that happens in the middle of sex is normally pretty funny. Fall out of the bed? Hilarious. Spill lube everywhere? Comedy. Have someone walk in? Awkward for them, funny for us once they've left. Is the location (squeaky bed, in a tent) going to compromise your privacy? It's a game to keep it quiet!

Okay I'll give you the falling out of bed one as hilarious. That did happen to me (I'm not exactly coordinated but this was more an issue of 'getting carried away with it') and after falling about the room laughing both our arses of for the better part of 15 minutes, things resumed.

Having a cat around is something that makes me uncomfortable to even begin.

Yeah I know what you mean. That time with the cat assaulting my chest kind of put me off cats in general... as well as sleeping with anyone who has numerous invasive pets.

I will raise you the ultimate in mood killers though: narrowly avoiding fainting during sex. That saps all the romance out of the situation, believe me.

 

[got_ginger]

almost. it was so close it wasn't funny. was going down on my other half early morning, my dad opened the door, i managed to jump back into a uncompromising position on the bed, he was none the wiser. thiat's why you do it when no one else is in (or will come back any time soon).

 

[Snork Maiden]

I will raise you the ultimate in mood killers though: narrowly avoiding fainting during sex. That saps all the romance out of the situation, believe me.

Hah what. I assume you don't mean because it was so good

 

[Lionsfan1986]

My older brother caught me...Twice. Won't ever let me forget.

 

[bulbasaur765]

Nope. Only happens in the dead of night or early morning when everyone else is still out.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

I will raise you the ultimate in mood killers though: narrowly avoiding fainting during sex. That saps all the romance out of the situation, believe me.

Hah what. I assume you don't mean because it was so good

I have this thing that I randomly start to faint under various circumstances. Unfortunately, having sex standing up in the shower filled a couple of those (namely being in boiling heat, on my feet for long periods and doing vigorous physical activity... [sub]aww yeah...[/sub]) so I nearly fainted. Luckily I didn't go completely or it would have been much more awkward and possibly resulted in an injury.

 

[DigitalAtlas]

Does it change colour when you stroke it? ... or stick out its... umm toungue?
any of those work for ya?

LOL I'm not sexually repressed.

I didn't realize just how perverted that was until the gamecube came out! And that laugh only makes things worse...

Now imagine playing it the day it came out with your aunt and mom in the kitchen which is just behind the living room where I was unfortunately playing my game at age nine.

 

[SsilverR]

LOL i always took precautions ... i had contingency plans for that shit XD .... and contingency plans for my contingency plans ... all i knew is that i was never ~EVER getting caught doing that haha

 

[The Diabolical Biz]

Uhh almost...once or twice...

There was that one time where I forgot to delete the browsing history.

Awkward looks for a few days, I tells yer!

 

[Imp_Emissary]

God, yeah, that happened to me a while back.

I got home from college and thought no-one was home.

Went to the computer, brought up YouTube and started blasting MLP:FiM & singing along to the theme tune, shouting "IT'S PONY TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!"

My mother was home.

OT: Nah, I've always been careful with my... activities.

You know, I can't really decide what would be worse. Getting caught playing the best game that uses a "joystick", or....what ever you would call that. Also on topic I can understand both.....>_< Not at the same time you freaks!

Oh. One more thing to ask. How the hell did the joystick get its name without anyone seeing its other "possible use"? >_> Or did they?

 

[pwnzerstick]

No, but there was a time where I forgot to clear my history and my mom ended up seeing it.

 

[ZydrateDealer]

No....because i dont do it....

You should it's fun.

OT: My friend once noticed that I spent too much time in my lavy for a wee and too little for a bowel movement.

 

[EvilMaggot]

No....because i dont do it....

You're missing out on a pretty enjoyable past-time then...

OT- No I haven't. And I've never locked a door either.

it's considered a passtime now??

military for 4 months no SIGN of a woman... oh god THE HORROR!...

OT:
never ever... been doing it for years >_> never been caught.. but its called a "lock" ^^

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Numerous times, family members and room mates both. Also learned a locked door is useless if your having sex, they seem to just pop the lock and walk in anyway. I never understood why, unless they wanted to join but they only need to ask for that. The room mates, not the family as that would be a little disturbing even for my family.

Yes, family walking in has never really bothered me. I have a open family that I can safely take anything to so if they walk in... they just walk back out and bother me later.

 

[Riecharus]

Once,but we cleared it up with the police afterward and was actually given quite the tidy sum to not do it or even mention it again, sweet huh?

Wait, been caught doing what?

 

[Hasido]

I can't be the only one who thought this was going to be a disguised MLP thread, can I?! -_-

OT: No.

Yeah i pretty much thought that coming in here, ready to say "this threads been done" but now that it hasn't... uhh.. guess i have to actually think about it.

OT: no. I have a slight bit of paranoia when it comes to anything i don't want others to find (such as MLP) and i take precautions to not be cought.

it also helps to use a laptop facing away from the door, so no one can see what im doing on it unless they walk to the other side of the room.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

No, but there was a time where I forgot to clear my history and my mom ended up seeing it.

Honestly, thank God for technologically-illiterate parents

 

[El_Chubba_Chubba]

Has anyone said masturbating or wanking off yet? Its not a crime...

OT: I'm a ninga, I literally do it with people like 5 feet away and get away with it, its basically a super power.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Nope. Because my ninja skills are too great. I make sure to take care of it when people aren't likely to interrupt me.

 

[KimiJay]

Never been caught masturbating...

.. Got caught having sex just last night though. Didn't think anyone had seen us, but got a bit of a shock when the whole of my hometown started talking about it today....