Well my hospital stories all involve me getting sent to A&E.
The most dramatic being when I was ran over....Thankfully I only remember waking up. Trust me kiddies bike helmets really do save your life (Especially if you are T-Boned between the speed of 40-50 miles per hour)
As for injuries...a shit load of bruising 5 stitches in the back of my head (From the support strap of the helmet {If I wasn't wearing it I would have no head left most likely})
13 stitches in my lower back, a massive laceration that had to be stitched from either side to close the middle and got infected (Apparently it went green!)
and 3 in my ass XD whats even funnier about that last bit is that a rather hot student nurse had to remove them...and it was the first time she had removed stitches XD
The most dramatic being when I was ran over....Thankfully I only remember waking up. Trust me kiddies bike helmets really do save your life (Especially if you are T-Boned between the speed of 40-50 miles per hour)
As for injuries...a shit load of bruising 5 stitches in the back of my head (From the support strap of the helmet {If I wasn't wearing it I would have no head left most likely})
13 stitches in my lower back, a massive laceration that had to be stitched from either side to close the middle and got infected (Apparently it went green!)
and 3 in my ass XD whats even funnier about that last bit is that a rather hot student nurse had to remove them...and it was the first time she had removed stitches XD