Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?
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I was at a Model United Nations conference, extremely bored, and I wanted $10. Someone paid me $10 to run through several of the committees with my shirt off (I'm a hairy persian guy) while rubbing my nipples, he also added in the request to hump a specific kid he didn't like.T-Bone24 said:
I did it, made $10. Well-worth it. Nobody screamed, they were speechless.
When people made a remark about video games causing violence, I mentioned that a fair amount of violence over history had to do with religion, and more people have died by the hands of religious nutcases than people who take games too seriously. They could not respond to that.
Also, my friend and I did a random dance to September at a public place. Many people were confused.
Also, my friend and I did a random dance to September at a public place. Many people were confused.
Yes, but I admit it might have only been because they were all major geeks. We were playing D&D back then and our DM introduced an artifact called The Prime Sword(or something like that). It was the conceptual foundation of all swords, basically. The pattern on which they are all based. One unique aspect of it was that it's fate was tied with that of all other swords. If it gets lost, many swords around the world will get lost. If someone goes to war with it, nations will suddenly beign going to war all over the place.
Our party's cleric liked the idea. She said if we put our hands on it, we should destroy it.
"What do you think would happen then?", she said with a smirkish mile.
"People will invent the gun", I answered,
and everybody went silent for some five minuets.
Also, in biology class a few weeks ago we talked about blood clotting. A chemical called Thrombin is involved.
Being the ADHD freak I am, I was drawing in my notebook and everybody assumed I was just not listening. Then I raised my head and said in a thoughtful tone "Can I cause someone a stroke by injecting him with the stuff, causing his blood to clot within his veins?"
I should have took pictures of everybody's faces then. They were freaking stunned.
Our party's cleric liked the idea. She said if we put our hands on it, we should destroy it.
"What do you think would happen then?", she said with a smirkish mile.
"People will invent the gun", I answered,
and everybody went silent for some five minuets.
Also, in biology class a few weeks ago we talked about blood clotting. A chemical called Thrombin is involved.
Being the ADHD freak I am, I was drawing in my notebook and everybody assumed I was just not listening. Then I raised my head and said in a thoughtful tone "Can I cause someone a stroke by injecting him with the stuff, causing his blood to clot within his veins?"
I should have took pictures of everybody's faces then. They were freaking stunned.
I hope not to offend anyone so I'll put it in spoilers:
I've ran through a church, in the middle of a mass full of old people, in just my underwear
After my entire team was killed by a Tank in Left4Dead, I managed to traverse almost half of the map without being killed. I made it into the safe room right before the Tank caught up.
My teammates thought it was awesome. The opposing team didn't say a word until the next round started.
My teammates thought it was awesome. The opposing team didn't say a word until the next round started.
Sometimes people take a moment realise I'm joking because I say everything so seriously.
Other than that, though, I can't really think of anything.
Other than that, though, I can't really think of anything.
Too bad.Arachon said:
Well, gather round children (Actually, it isn't that long).PersianLlama said:
I like to see myself as a bit of a daredevil and I take on all comers. I was at a sleepover and my friends thought it would be funny to push my boundaries. They pulled out a bottle of piss (filled by themselves earlier) and made me a bet that I wouldn't drink it for £20. Actually, I probably wouldn't have but I was pretty broke at the time (still am) and so I drunk it...... All. Good things: I got £20. Bad things: My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.
I have done tons of stuff like this, heck I was the co-founder of The Council of Awesome-ness in college.
Anyway, me and my bud where in a club and we werent really into the whole scene so when we got bored of standing around and listening to crap music we went to the center of the dance floor about 1-metre away from each other facing in and then started "Throwing Down Shapes".
The art of "Throwing Down Shapes" is basically making shapes with your hands in time with some kind of music, the more shapes you know the better... and it is a competition too, so get learning those shapes... Oh and basically if you cant think of anything else and you get past 3 shapes each, then you can drop the "D-bomb"... thats right, a dodechohedron!
Anyway, me and my bud where in a club and we werent really into the whole scene so when we got bored of standing around and listening to crap music we went to the center of the dance floor about 1-metre away from each other facing in and then started "Throwing Down Shapes".
The art of "Throwing Down Shapes" is basically making shapes with your hands in time with some kind of music, the more shapes you know the better... and it is a competition too, so get learning those shapes... Oh and basically if you cant think of anything else and you get past 3 shapes each, then you can drop the "D-bomb"... thats right, a dodechohedron!