Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?
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I've said many awesome things that left people speechless because they thought it outrageous. =p
My friend Nick has a rather annoying habit of punching and hitting me all the time. I was once walking along reading a book when he came up beside me and took a swing at my head. Without even taking my eyes off the page I ducked and avoided the punch. He was so shocked he promised not to beat me for the rest of the day. Hurray?
I have done my fair share of reasonably shocking/awesome stuff in my time although not much of it springs to mind. Two that do however are:
1. At an arcade a few years ago (I would have been 13 or 14 at the time I think) I was playing Tekken 4 for a while and rand out of credits so I started again. I only had one pound left and couldn't be bothered getting any more money so I just thought, screw this I'll roll with it. I was playing through arcade as Jin and realised after a while that I was doing quite well. I kept on winning and winning over and over and a crowd started to build up around me. I can't remember how it finished, either arcade mode ends after a certain amount of time or fights or something (it's different on the PS2 as far as I'm aware) but anyway by the time I'd finished, a rather large crowd had amassed and most of them looked on in awe as I walked away from the machine. I felt pretty awesome.
2. On my 16th birthday I went paintballing with some friends, there were a few other parties there all of which had someone in who was celebrating an event (birthdays, stag do's and the like) and so the marshall said that we were going to play a game called "The Stag Run". What the stag run entails is a stag (or in this case The Stags as there were a few of us) to run from one end of the paintball field, touch a flag and then run back whilst everybody else present fires at them with their guns. There were a fair few people firing at us, I'd say we were outnumbered maybe 10 to 1 and yet, whilst the other "Stags" got absolutely peppered, I was completely untouched.
1. At an arcade a few years ago (I would have been 13 or 14 at the time I think) I was playing Tekken 4 for a while and rand out of credits so I started again. I only had one pound left and couldn't be bothered getting any more money so I just thought, screw this I'll roll with it. I was playing through arcade as Jin and realised after a while that I was doing quite well. I kept on winning and winning over and over and a crowd started to build up around me. I can't remember how it finished, either arcade mode ends after a certain amount of time or fights or something (it's different on the PS2 as far as I'm aware) but anyway by the time I'd finished, a rather large crowd had amassed and most of them looked on in awe as I walked away from the machine. I felt pretty awesome.
2. On my 16th birthday I went paintballing with some friends, there were a few other parties there all of which had someone in who was celebrating an event (birthdays, stag do's and the like) and so the marshall said that we were going to play a game called "The Stag Run". What the stag run entails is a stag (or in this case The Stags as there were a few of us) to run from one end of the paintball field, touch a flag and then run back whilst everybody else present fires at them with their guns. There were a fair few people firing at us, I'd say we were outnumbered maybe 10 to 1 and yet, whilst the other "Stags" got absolutely peppered, I was completely untouched.
Yeah. Tore my friends (at the time) boss to shreds in front of everyone after I found out his family included BNP supporters...
Awkward...
Awkward...
Yes. And it's the same lesbian sex behind a shed story that I posted somewhere else on this forum
that shut people the fuck up >=D
that shut people the fuck up >=D
There was this one kid who picked on me in 7th grade (to let you know I try to respect everybody and I hate hurting peoples feelings) and while he tried to talk crap one day I just snapped and just talked crap abput all his flaws and how he wasn't going anywhere in life. The teacher didn't even do anything. Of course, being the little "gangster" he was, he got his "dudes" and triend to jump me while I was walking home.
But when he walked up to me trying to be tough, I just got him with a hook right across the face and knocked him cold. All his guys were stunned (truthfully, I didn't think I could do it either). Trying to play it off, I just kept walking home like I meant for that to be a one hitter-quitter. That was the last day I ever got bullied. That just goes to show you to not pick on someone twice your size.
But when he walked up to me trying to be tough, I just got him with a hook right across the face and knocked him cold. All his guys were stunned (truthfully, I didn't think I could do it either). Trying to play it off, I just kept walking home like I meant for that to be a one hitter-quitter. That was the last day I ever got bullied. That just goes to show you to not pick on someone twice your size.
I <3 uae86gamer said:
I've wanted to do that so many times.
I'm religious and all of that jazz but I find that hilarious, anyone that finds that offensive really needs to lighten up.megapenguinx said:
I can imagine the looks on their little old faces.
You think that's bad?goatzilla8463 said:
My freind once drank a bottle of cum for a dare(he's straight).