Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?

[goatzilla8463]

Can't we just say you got a mouth transplant?

Oh come on. Surely the taste would have gone by now.

Anyway, who would willingly dump me?

I'm just an extremely evil cat.

 

[Blights]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

Right now? Unlikely, cos they are reading your comment about money and boners. XD

Seriously though, if I was walking along and saw that comment I would have ended up walking into a tree or something.

See? But what If the comment was invisible. Like whispering it into the ear of the person who told it?

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

What about the girls? D=

I dont know?

I doubt there are any lesb-oh.

Seriously though, I doubt any girl just got excited over that. Really.

 

[Booze Zombie]

My mate and I were talking about be cruel and I suggested, in refrence to a 4Chan picture:

"Why don't you walk up to a cancer patient and say 'your life bar's half empty, mate'?"

He couldn't stop laughing.

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

No, she di- fuck.

 

[Lord George]

If by awesome you mean kicking a pigeon into a passing car then yes I am awesome. Well it definitely left everyone around me speechless, then we broke down laughing.

 

[SmartIdiot]

Haha gay chicken is rendered pointless amongst our group of friends now as it just ends up with oral sex XDD Especially with the boys. We're just an open minded group of people haha

You'd love everyone I used to work with.

 

[Kinguendo]

Can't we just say you got a mouth transplant?

Oh come on. Surely the taste would have gone by now.

Anyway, who would willingly dump me?

I'm just an extremely evil cat.

Yep, I can't argue with the facts.

 

[EeveeElectro]

Oh. How disappointing. Apologies for making a useless thread peeps.

I was at a Model United Nations conference, extremely bored, and I wanted $10. Someone paid me $10 to run through several of the committees with my shirt off (I'm a hairy persian guy) while rubbing my nipples, he also added in the request to hump a specific kid he didn't like.

I did it, made $10. Well-worth it. Nobody screamed, they were speechless.

+1 favourite person.

Mine was a few years ago at a talent show at school.
Let's say I wasn't (still aren't) very liked at school and I went on stage to laughs and sneers, people thinking I would be crap.
I wasn't (hopefully) and afterwards, everyone just went deadly quiet, then erupted into applause. I was so proud! :3

 

[Calobi]

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

What about the girls? D=

I doubt that any of the girls here got a boner.

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

No. There is nothing that anyone can do to leave Texans speechless...no one but Jesus Christ in full cowboy regalia, that is...and George W. Bush does not count!

 

[ae86gamer]

I told my old English teacher to f*ck off then I walked out of the room. It left everyone speechless.

Wait, like, just an old guy that you screamed at in public? Or, was this years after you took his class and you kicked in the door all action-movie style, swore up and down, and then just left?

Either way, I fully support this action.

No. It was a normal day in school, he was belittling everyone and I stood up to him after he told me I was stupid.

Edit-Though it would've been better if I had kicked down the door. Damn, now I wish I could go back and do that Also, it was near the end of the year when I did it.

 

[El Poncho]

in my religous studys class(pupils get made to take it :/) People were stunned on my knowledge of the catholic , prodastin conflicts and how it started and stuff(my spelling still sucks tho:|)

 

[Generator]

When I was like 9 or something, I went to a skating rink with some friends (something I absolutely hate because I'm terrible at it). Anyways, I accidentally turned too hard and I did a sort of spiral. I spun around a good five times and the DJ actually said, "Wow." into the mic. It took me hitting the floor before anyone who saw it realized I hadn't done it on purpose.

 

[megapenguinx]

Ah I just remembered another one: Me, my sister, and few friends were doing a lip sync contest for our high school. We didn't plan anything beforehand and just went in there unprepared. About 2 mins into the song, we ran out of material and were just standing there awkwardly. My sister (who was sitting down at the time), stands up and just drops her pants on stage to a crowded theater. We all look at her, then look at each other, and proceed to drop our pants as well and finish up the song.

 

[mrF00bar]

Yes, I did a bike jump down hill for a bet. Everyone there (around 15 people) thought I was gunna die but I did it anyway, I took the jump and flew through the air. Then I landed. I came off my bike at high speed, hit the mud, bounced and rolled for a bit before standing up in mid roll and walking away unscathed. That was an epic day.

 

[Griff]

I got bet to lick a guys face. Noone thought I was going to do it but I just went up there and did it. It took me ages to get the hair out of my mouth but £40 eased the pain. Also my mate created a ring of fire around our school using squirty string and stolen chemistry substances. He then finished it off my effectively obliterating a bin with a 3m gout of flame...that was fun

 

[brodie21]

Yes, but I admit it might have only been because they were all major geeks. We were playing D&D back then and our DM introduced an artifact called The Prime Sword(or something like that). It was the conceptual foundation of all swords, basically. The pattern on which they are all based. One unique aspect of it was that it's fate was tied with that of all other swords. If it gets lost, many swords around the world will get lost. If someone goes to war with it, nations will suddenly beign going to war all over the place.
Our party's cleric liked the idea. She said if we put our hands on it, we should destroy it.
"What do you think would happen then?", she said with a smirkish mile.
"People will invent the gun", I answered,
and everybody went silent for some five minuets.

Also, in biology class a few weeks ago we talked about blood clotting. A chemical called Thrombin is involved.
Being the ADHD freak I am, I was drawing in my notebook and everybody assumed I was just not listening. Then I raised my head and said in a thoughtful tone "Can I cause someone a stroke by injecting him with the stuff, causing his blood to clot within his veins?"
I should have took pictures of everybody's faces then. They were freaking stunned.

great story

 

[FURY_007]

haha this i s a cool thread, but yeah We're sitting at the lunch table,(this was back in my high school days) and i had white chocalate hersheys kisses. One of my friends steals one, and when hes about to unwrap it, I, all in one motion, reach over, unwrap it, take the candy, and left the wrapper in his hands. pretty much the whole table was stunned.

 

[Seydaman]

Bad things: My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

And you drank piss.

It's really not that bad.

not sure its healthy, piss has acid in it..