Ever said or done anything so awesome it left people speechless?

[Panken]

I went to play Paint Ball with a few of my friends. When the match started everyone went off and did their sneaking thing. I was hiding behind a tree and in front of me there was an evergreen tree, and someone on the other team was on the other side of the tree. The leaves were really dense, but not so dense that you cant see through them. So, I aim and shoot 4 balls. As they travel through the leaves the first 3 balls pop, but they cleared the path for the last ball, which landed in the chest of the guy. He was amazed.

 

[.Ricks.]

I think there isn't a day that goes by where I don't leave people speechless. It's just my way of living I guess.

One that occurs to me is a very frequent one, have you seen 300? Know the famous "this is sparta" kick? Well that's how I get inside most of my classes, BOOM kick on the door, door goes to hell, everyone is speechless, teacher asks "What was that?" my answer "What? This is Sparta" aside from that simply walking down the street then start greeting a lot of people I don't know and having talks with them generally leaves them confused. Ah good times....

 

[JanatUrlich]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

I didn't do this, but it was still epic. We were sitting around a table, and one of my friends was messing around and trying to do magic tricks with a deck of his cards. He was flipping them over one by one saying that each one was the nine of hearts. After two or three, everyone started poking fun at him. He pretended to get really pissed and said, "Well, screw you guys! Maybe THIS is the nine of hearts! God!" While he was saying that, he stood up and flipped the entire deck over. The nine of hearts was face-up on the bottom of the pile. We were all too shocked to say anything.

 

[KaZZaP]

My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

Jesus, I'm surprised she stayed with you at all. If a girl I'm going out with EVER drinks piss we're fucking done....professionally.

 

[Daveman]

Oh, I think I told it before but I'll tell it again.

My friend was being bugged my a girl at school who lusted after his loins. She asked if he was in a relationship with another girl he'd just been talking to.
I said "Oh yes, he is, I totally saw her sucking him off the other day." I was 13 at the time, this was hilarious.
She, quite taken aback but not put off yet, replied "Oh yeah, and how would you know?"
Quick as a flash I said "I was in the corner of the room masturbating."
She stood there speechless for a few seconds and then ran away.

The only other time I talked to her I accidentally implied she was ugly. She doesn't like me.

 

[SmartIdiot]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

Awesome, that reminds me of all the over-competitive games of gay chicken I got involved in.

 

[Blights]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

 

[PersianLlama]

Spoiler

Well, I've drunk a bottle of piss.

I'd like to hear the story behind this.

I don't o,O

Too bad.

Well, I've drunk a bottle of piss.

I'd like to hear the story behind this.

Well, gather round children (Actually, it isn't that long).

I like to see myself as a bit of a daredevil and I take on all comers. I was at a sleepover and my friends thought it would be funny to push my boundaries. They pulled out a bottle of piss (filled by themselves earlier) and made me a bet that I wouldn't drink it for £20. Actually, I probably wouldn't have but I was pretty broke at the time (still am) and so I drunk it...... All. Good things: I got £20. Bad things: My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

Interesting story, thank you for telling us.

 

[JanatUrlich]

Awesome, that reminds me of all the over-competitive games of gay chicken I got involved in.

Haha gay chicken is rendered pointless amongst our group of friends now as it just ends up with oral sex XDD Especially with the boys. We're just an open minded group of people haha

 

[goatzilla8463]

My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

Jesus, I'm surprised she stayed with you at all. If a girl I'm going out with EVER drinks piss we're fucking done....professionally.

Perhaps it is because my amazing sexiness made it impossible for her to live without me once she's had a taste.

 

[JanatUrlich]

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

What about the girls? D=

 

[Kinguendo]

I believe I missed that one, do tell.

Blah blah blah at a party. I'm out in the garden with a girl I know who we'll call S. We're on the trampoline and the boys are making the usual comments (we can see up your skirt etc) so S drags me behind the shed to hide from them. They start making even lewder comments, speculating about what we're doing behind there. Then suddenly S starts kissing me and I'm like "cooool" and it just kinda stemmed from there ;D

The boys carried on shouting for a while and when we didn't reply for quite some time and didn't re-emerge it sort've petered out into stunned silence.

Epic >=D

£5 you just gave half the people reading that a boner right now.

Right now? Unlikely, cos they are reading your comment about money and boners. XD

Seriously though, if I was walking along and saw that comment I would have ended up walking into a tree or something.

 

[Kinguendo]

My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

Jesus, I'm surprised she stayed with you at all. If a girl I'm going out with EVER drinks piss we're fucking done....professionally.

Perhaps it is because my amazing sexiness made it impossible for her to live without me once she's had a taste.

After "that" story saying "once she's had a taste"... *SHUDDERS*... really bad.

Can't we just say you got a mouth transplant?

 

[Xvito]

I've had a lot of really stupid teachers, and I do mean really.

I've had to tell them that they're wrong so many, many times, for some reason that shuts most of them up.

 

[TiteAce]

i showed people my outie belly button. that always surprises a crowd

An outtie... belly button? Haha, silly names for new cars!

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

My girlfriend wouldn't kiss me for a week or so.

Jesus, I'm surprised she stayed with you at all. If a girl I'm going out with EVER drinks piss we're fucking done....professionally.

Perhaps it is because my amazing sexiness made it impossible for her to live without me once she's had a taste.

After "that" story saying "once she's had a taste"... *SHUDDERS*... really bad.

Can't we just say you got a mouth transplant?

Its really not that bad, but there are more viable ways to reobtain water.