Every State in the USA goes to war with each other, who wins (you can't say your home state)
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This is definately a come-from-behind sort of thing. My money's on Rhode Island or North Dakota.
Texas...Remember the Alamo
The ground rules weren't stated. Talking it up about ICBMs and ballistic warheads in nonsense considering the protocols required to launch them.
The ground rules weren't stated. Talking it up about ICBMs and ballistic warheads in nonsense considering the protocols required to launch them.
But they do have a lot of farms out there. So, at least they'll be able to feed themselves.GrimTuesday said:
People wouldn't forget wyoming, they'd just be too scared. Ever been to Wyoming? It is truly a modern wild west. Open wilderness for miles, massive mountains, harsh weather that could put most men in tears(subzero tempatures and 40+ mile per hour winds are normal), and plenty of natural cover for militias.Onyx Oblivion said:
It also has the most leniate firework and gun laws of any state, and is the only state to allow felons to bear arms.
Oh, and not to long ago, a woman from texas thought since she had chains and 4wd on her truck that she could beat a wyoming blizzard(the most terrifying blizzards on earth) and sped through at 60 miles per hour... and crashed her truck, which proceded to flip over into a ditch on the side of the road. wyoming > texas.
I say Iowa. Think about it....fields of corn hiding our deady backwoods snipers, hills and valleys lined with weapons of doom. And suicide pigs, Iowa's one of the top pork producers, you really don't think we train them to run straight at the enemy with high explosives strapped to them?
And pffft on nukes man, if you're going to war, you want to conquer, not annihilate. Gotta use that land for other things when it's done biatch.
And pffft on nukes man, if you're going to war, you want to conquer, not annihilate. Gotta use that land for other things when it's done biatch.
I live in Ohio, and I would have to agree with you. This place sucks.burntheartist said:
Not really, we'd just lose money on the war. Thats why they're trying to kill us off with lead poisoning.Danzaivar said:
I almost feel bad for colorado. Also, there are a ton of cattle ranches in wyoming, so the militias will be well fed with steak(yum). Also, I've seen some rock formations that are pretty much chest high walls(how they were made, I don't know, but everyone is screwed if marcus fenix lives in wyoming) and they're always on hills facing toward highways(from what I've seen).Onyx Oblivion said:
Oh, and Wyoming also has the north platte, which killed more pioneers than any other river in america during the trek to the west. It's still illegal to go in, even for boats
Also, never go alone in the mountains. The mountain lions are notorious for eating loners, and everyone who lives in wyoming knows this, but I can't speak for people outside of Wyoming. There was even a boy scout a few years back who dissobeyed the rule to never go off alone so he could go to the bathroom. He was found the following morning in a port-a-potty that had been torn open, and the kid inside killed. Can you think of a worse way to die?
It takes a very special person to live in wyoming, and that kind of person is one that other states should fear.
I think either Texas, Alaska or Hawaii. Texas because that's where the guns live, Alaska because JESUS FUCK WHY WOULD I GO THERE TO TRY TO KILL PEOPLE, IT'S FREEZING and Hawaii because everyone's defecting there anyways.
In the words of Every Italian In new york including myself....."the mafia doesn't exist so of course i have no idea who these "mafia" people would be...and you should stop spreading rumors about my people unless you want some new boots to go swimming in." so yeahhhh i don't know what your talking about...GreyKnight3445 said:
Easily. We've got huge oil reserves, everyone up here is familiar with firearms, we have a good sized military presence and we can't be invaded by land due to Canada being in the way. While other states have a population advantage, most of those people are a bunch of latte drinking pussies.Fursnake said:
Any attempts to invade Alaska would be tantamount to launching a land war in Russia. Natural terrain advantage ftw.
Yeah, but can they organize? There's a lot of Alaska for relatively few Alaskans, so offensive doctrine would be pretty much nil. Plus, I don't know that you'd have to be the last state standing to "win"...assuming somebody conquers most of the lower 48, they could probably ignore Alaska till they'd built up a sizable invasion force without Alaska being able to respond.KissofKetchup said:
Assuming we're to assume that the federal gov't wouldn't intervene and the states could seize the military hardware in their borders, I'd go for California or Florida. Cali first because of its economy (maybe they could declare martial law and raise some gorram taxes, finally), and because they've got a fair amount of rugged, nonessential territory buffering their essential, coastal territory, and because shutting down & seizing Nevada shouldn't be hard (get rid of Las Vegas, and you've pretty much got the state's government and economy...you'd just have to starve the remaining military installations). Florida because of current military there, plus economy & coastline...plus, the deep-South states just north of them would probably fall into anarchy as soon as the Feds are gone, so they'd be easy pickins. Texas could have a good run, but they'd likely end up in a war with an opportunistic Mexico, which would put them in an awful strategic position.
My money's on Texas. The desert makes it very hard to invade, and it's one of the few states that still have armed militia.