Every State in the USA goes to war with each other, who wins (you can't say your home state)

[Gahars]

California.

Their governor is the leader of an army of machines that despise mankind. It's hardly a secret who would have the upper hand should the 50 states turn on each other.

 

[rocketram]

Definetely wisconsin, They have Red Foreman!

 

[Cpu46]

Michigan, specifically the Upper peninsula.
Why? Because outside of texas it has one of the highest hunter populations, its frozen solid half the year, and both the men and women that live up there are tough as nails. Good luck finding the towns in all of that wilderness not to mention all of the abandoned copper mines that could easily make some kick ass bunkers if needed. That is why fleeing up their is my fail safe Zombie plan.

But in all seriousness Alaska. Why? We would have to go through canada, It has worse weather than the UP of MI and they have the NUKES!

 

[lokiduck]

Pfft My state of Washington would fall in five minutes, claiming Neutrality and protesting the war because of all the former hippies and musicians.

Texas though, they have are the most gun totting, biggest state, and as someone pointed out, they have NASA.

Actually the eastern part of Washington is full of rednecks, there are only a lot of hippies and such on the western part. Also due to the terrain and the fact that we have two mountain ranges, those rednecks and militia jackasses could hold off anyone for a long ass time, no to mention we would ally with Oregon which would give us a significant force.

That or we would just go join Canada.

Oh right I forgot about East Washington XD Still. The west would join Canada and protest while the east would fight. I could totally see Washington getting distracted by it's own civil war over what should be done XD

Nah, they know better than to cross the Cascades, too much green, not enough barren wasteland. Their eyes can't handle colors that aren't shades of brown and yellow.

Okay then West joins canada and east fights for power. But I still doubt they'd win since one half of the state left the country.

Who said they could win? They will just hold up in the east side of the Cascade Mountains until they are killed one by one, but not before bleeding the enemy with ever advance they make. That or they turn on the Western part and invade Canada. but then Oregon will come save us, because we're best friends with them.

Very True XD I can definitely agree with that.

 

[Raesvelg]

Delaware, because all your banks and corporations are belong to us.

 

[shaboinkin]

District of Columbia
They got a nice big red shiny button over there that can wipe out all life on Earth with one press.

 

[GrimTuesday]

Who wins? Canada.

Fuckin' right we do. Lean back and crack open a beer (a real Canadian beer, not that frozen water they drink down South) and watch the fireworks, boys.

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I'd probably throw my weight behind Oregon. Nobody expects Oregon.

I believe you meant to sat Waregon, that's the Washington/Oregon alliance that would form the second states started going after each other.

[small][small][small][small][small]Not to mention we have a really cool name[/small][/small][/small][/small][/small]

 

[Shadowkire]

California

Has the most people, has the best economy, has Silicon Valley, produces food for practically the entire west third of the US, has the most military bases, and has mountain ranges blocking off approach from the east.

 

[Necrofudge]

California
It's not even a contest. They have a large mountain range for protection along with it's own methods of food production.

My second choice would probably be Alaska or something, but they'd only win if California is hit by an earthquake and wildfire simultaneously during a major part of the war. Still at that point they probably would have captured and colonized at least part of the Western United States.

 

[ForrestDeath]

South Dakota is still in possession of over 200 nuclear ICBM silos. Might be cold war era, but they are in great shape to strike the entire US with a unrespondible strike.

 

[ace_of_something]

The question is in the title.

I say North Dakota.

I mean think about it. Does anyone know what REALLY goes up in there?

Nebraska duh. Why? Because it's the state with the strategic air command.... ya know the thing that controls the nuclear launches in case of war?

 

[Mr Godfrey]

statistically speaking. Oregon. Sounds strange, but think about it.

What statistics are you using? I am curious because I am from Oregon and am interested in why you think we would win. Is it because Portland, Oregon has the most strip clubs per capita in the US?

OT: I think that California would win because they would eventually take over states at their borders and grow stronger. California would probably take over my home state of Oregon, I don't think we would put up much of a fight.

Actually yes. You're also the meth capital of the world and you have a desert/mountainous/valley environment. I think we all know where I'm going with this.

 

[magwaaf]

Texas, obviously. Don't Mess with Texas. Also no "the only things in Texas are steers and queers."

http://dontmesswithtexas.org/history/

IT'S A 25 year old ANTI LITTERING slogan.... dumbass texas people use it to sound tough...

and if anythign new england would ban together as one and kill tehyankee assholes first and then use the ton of bases in it to nuke the fuck out of the eastern half of the country and keep our 6 states as one

 

[Kitteh]

Illinois. It isn't the easiest state to defend, what with all the possible invasion routes, but Chicago people can fuck you up!