Everyone is dead.

[WhiteTiger225]

...it's all gone... all of it.... gone. But what's this? A library?! Yeats! Shakespeare! What fortune! There's time now.... time enough at last!

And then your glasses break!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And then your eyes fallout! Then your hands! Then your tongue! Then your head!


(Cookie for reference)

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Kill myself. That's it.

 

[Muffinthraka]

Draw giant swear words on the earths surface with the rubble and dead bodies.

 

[Icehearted]

Treat yourself to a cookie, badgersprite!

...it's all gone... all of it.... gone. But what's this? A library?! Yeats! Shakespeare! What fortune! There's time now.... time enough at last!

And then your glasses break!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*sobbing*
But...but that's not fair... there was time now... there was time....

And then your eyes fallout! Then your hands! Then your tongue! Then your head!


(Cookie for reference)

I love that show and everything in it!

Edit: and I believe that was "The Scary Door"
*fetches cookie*

 

[Bloodeye]

Well first I'd feel smug that I was obviously superior to everyone else. Then I'd spend the rest of my life building a monument to my greatness.

 

[Skeleon]

Listen to BÖC - Sole Survivor and wait for my death.

 

[Master_Fubar23]

well going exactly wut the thread say ie EVERYONE being dead. ill try to save anything that is alive ie plants,animals, sea creatures. replant n regrow the earth...or at least as much as i can

 

[Pegghead]

Well if the world was not completely devastated (I.E not nuclear-attack) and I am the very last living thing (Spare plants and micro-organisms) then I'd probably just do whatever I wanted, run naked through parliament house, sleep in a different bed in a different house every night, go on absolute road-rage, build a statue of me, by me dedicated to me. And I'd try to improve my skills in areas such as cooking, art etc. Then I'd probably either get extremely lonely or go extremely crazy after a while. Though it would be cool if you knew that an unexplainable, natural pheneomena was about to occur that just killed all animals in a vicinity (Kind of like that Dirk Pitt novel Shockwave *Reading at the moment don't spoil!*) and you had the only bunker in existence that could save you, but it had room for 2 and only you knew about it. That way not only could I continue the human race but also get jiggy with any girl I please (If they believed me) in the name of uh, human race prolonging procreation (Giggedy).

 

[Svenparty]

Probably be a hopeless drunk from only having books to read(I like reading but I couldn't do it forever)

Providing Electricity would work I'd go wherever I wanted to and probably chat to the only non dead Escapist Members(Chinese People)

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I'd celebrate. Finally our unworthy and disgusting species have been washed away from the face of the earth.

Then I'd live out the rest of my days in peace, knowing that no matter what I do, mankind will never come back.

 

[Lexodus]

Laugh and congratulate myself on a job well done.

 

[theultimateend]

Kill people.

Your response just blew my mind.

 

[Hookman]

"They're dead Dave."
"Who?"
"Everbody,Dave."
"Everybodys what?"
"Everbodys Dead,Dave."
I could go on like this for a while.

 

[Tonimata]

RAMPAGE ON EVERYTHING!!!

 

[Fangface74]

Run to the nearest bakery naked, then window shop all the nicest cakes 'cos I wouldn't have any money on me.

(The original plan being to bath in doughnuts!)

 

[blankedboy]

I dunno, probably go around finding ways to lose my virginity.

 

[brighteyesblackenedlungs]

After amassing enough food and then stumble upon a library

there's time now, there's all the time in the world

 

[Captain Blackout]

[HEADING=2]THIS THREAD IS WAAY TOO DEPRESSING!!![/HEADING]

Aww, that's better!

Thank you. I needed that.